(Google) Next! I said next!
If Google was still a guy
-Why am I alive? -Okay...
-Cream cheese is cheese? -Wait, do you still want to know about--
~Avocado pit huge why? -Okay, don't speak in these weird haikus.
-How to tell if pregnant? -Oh boy...
-How to tell if-- -If pregnant?
JENNIFER!
-Local mosque, Seattle. -NSA, don't mind me.
How to pronounce "do-gah-coin"?
-According to Google maps, there's a number-- -Security.
-Can you please not black mail? -Just...
-Oh, excuse me... -Oh, no, no...come on in.
Today is Jackson Pollock's birthday so we're celebrating
-his particular style of painting. -Why fart smell?
Not the most important painters of all time, and you want to know
why farts smell, so there you go!
Flight to Washington.
Bank transfer all money to dogecoin how?
-Okay, Glass. -(snickers)
Search "avoid being bullied for wearing Google Glass"!
(cracks up)
-Flight to Washington state. -I knew you made that mistake.
-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-- -I think your F key is stuck!
F-F-F-F-F...
Why longitude shaped like an orange slice?
-You are so wrong, dumb ass! -We'll see.
Groundhogs Day or Groundhog Day.
-Groundhog Day. -OOOH!
Haircut place bowl cut.
-Terror pictures. -Oh...
-Oh, sorry. -Terrior pictures.
Oh! (chuckles) Okay...
(laughing in delight)
-Hey, man, let me do my job, alright? -Fuck you!
Can sue for screen door injured?
Where to buy pet Russian dolphin?
Why do my farts smell?
-Tent... -Doing a little camping, huh?
-Tentacle hentai. -OH COME ON!
Open for business, everyone! Come on in, it's awesome in here!
Soon...they'll come soon. Heh.