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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.98,0:00:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Google) Next! I said next!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.28,0:00:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If Google was still a guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.01,0:00:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why am I alive?\N-Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.98,0:00:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cream cheese is cheese?\N-Wait, do you still want to know about--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.30,0:00:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,~Avocado pit huge why?\N-Okay, don't speak in these weird haikus.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.79,0:00:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How to tell if pregnant?\N-Oh boy...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.43,0:00:22.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How to tell if--\N-If pregnant?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.83,0:00:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JENNIFER!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.13,0:00:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Local mosque, Seattle. \N-NSA, don't mind me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.85,0:00:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How to pronounce "do-gah-coin"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.82,0:00:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-According to Google maps, there's a number--\N-Security.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.07,0:00:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can you please not black mail?\N-Just...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.33,0:00:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, excuse me...\N-Oh, no, no...come on in.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.69,0:00:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today is Jackson Pollock's birthday \Nso we're celebrating
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.05,0:00:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-his particular style of painting.\N-Why fart smell?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.93,0:00:46.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the most important painters \Nof all time, and you want to know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.63,0:00:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why farts smell, so there you go!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.78,0:00:50.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flight to Washington.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.49,0:00:52.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bank transfer all money to dogecoin how?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.20,0:00:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, Glass.\N-(snickers)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.32,0:00:56.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Search "avoid being bullied\Nfor wearing Google Glass"!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cracks up)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.29,0:01:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Flight to Washington state.\N-I knew you made that mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.87,0:01:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F--\N-I think your F key is stuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.32,0:01:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F-F-F-F-F...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.37,0:01:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why longitude shaped like an orange slice?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.54,0:01:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You are so wrong, dumb ass!\N-We'll see.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.66,0:01:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Groundhogs Day or Groundhog Day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.22,0:01:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Groundhog Day.\N-OOOH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.51,0:01:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haircut place bowl cut.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.26,0:01:21.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Terror pictures.\N-Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.94,0:01:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, sorry. \N-{\i1}Terrior{\i0} pictures.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.25,0:01:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! (chuckles) Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.21,0:01:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing in delight)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.78,0:01:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, man, let me do my job, alright?\N-Fuck you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.44,0:01:34.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can sue for screen door injured?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.90,0:01:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where to buy pet Russian dolphin?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.07,0:01:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do my farts smell?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.05,0:01:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tent...\N-Doing a little camping, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.67,0:01:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tentacle hentai.\N-OH COME ON!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.46,0:01:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open for business, everyone! \NCome on in, it's awesome in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.91,0:01:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soon...they'll come soon. Heh.