[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next! I said next!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If Google was still a guy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why am I alive?\N-Okay...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cream cheese is cheese?\N-Wait, do you still want to know about--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,~Avocado [inaudible] why?\N-Okay, don't speak in these weird haikus.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How to tell if pregnant?\N-Oh boy...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How to tell if--\N-If pregnant?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JENNIFER!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Local mosque, Seattle. \N-NSA, don't mind me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How to pronounce Daryl [inaudible]?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-According to Google maps, there's a number--\N-Security.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can you please not black mail?\N-Just...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, excuse me...\N-Oh, no, no...come on in.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today is Jackson Pollock's birthday \Nso we're celebrating
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-his particular style of painting.\N-Why fart smell?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the most important painters \Nof all time, and you want to know
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why farts smell, so there you go!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flight to Washington.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bank transfer all money to dogecoin how?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, Glass.\N-(snickers)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Search "avoid being bullied\Nfor wearing Google Glass"!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cracks up)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Flight to Washington state.\N-I knew you made that mistake.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-FFFFFFFFF\N-I think your F key is stuck!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FFFFF...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why longitude shaped like an orange slice?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You are so wrong, dumb ass!\N-We'll see.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Groundhogs Day or Groundhog Day.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Groundhog Day.\N-OOOH!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haircut place bowl cut.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Terror pictures.\N-Oh...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, sorry. \N-{\i1}Terrior{\i0} pictures.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! (chuckles) Okay...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing in delight)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, man, let me do my job, alright?\N-Fuck you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can sue for screen door injured?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where to buy pet Russian dolphin?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do my farts smell?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tent...\N-Doing a little camping, huh?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tentacle hentai.\N-OH COME ON!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open for business, everyone! \NCome on in, it's awesome in here!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soon...they'll come soon. Heh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,