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[Previously unaired footage]

Did you have a girlfriend in Taiwan?

I did, just once.

Oh, a Taiwanese girl?

No.

We broke up after only one month.

-One month? That's a short time.
-Why?

It didn't work out? Or you just felt 
like you weren't a good match?

I couldn't see a future with her.

She'd come to my house every day,
and we'd just chill at home.

I thought if this is how it's gonna 
be like, it just won't work out.

So, like... Umm...

We broke up one year ago.

But we were together for a really long time.

We were together for three and a half years, 
and we lived together that whole time.

In the end, we became more
like best friends than a couple.

It didn't make sense to be 
in a relationship anymore.

For both our sakes. 
We gradually became more distant,

and it ended just like that.

If you were together for three and a half years, 
you must've thought about marriage...

Yeah, I did think a lot about it,

and I thought it'd be hard 
to get over him,

but when we broke up, 
I just forgot about it--

or rather, I didn't regret it at all.

So I was glad we broke up.

I feel so much better now.

So he really was like your best friend?

Yeah, he really was.

We liked the same things...

-That's great.
-Yeah.

So we just became friends.

Wasn't it the same with you? 
You told us earlier.

Me? Around the end of last year, he...

went independent with his own business,

and he got very busy.

I was still figuring out how to 
make it on my own,

so we kind of grew apart.

-You've been separated ever since?
-Yeah...

But we still meet from time to time.

Is he older?

One year younger.

Younger?

-You wouldn't think so, right?
-Really!

But I don't want my boyfriend 
to hide anything from me.

I want him to tell me everything.

One time, I had to go out to eat 
with a woman for work,

but I thought she'd get mad,
so I didn't tell her.

What about that?

No, that's not okay. Even though 
you could just tell me,

you don't. <i>That's</i> what... 
makes bad feelings brew up.

I see.

That's exactly...

what pisses me off the most.

I see. I'm very sorry.

I like to exchange information 
about each other's day.

When you live with him. Yeah.

Like, "What did you do today?"
"What did you eat?"

I used to really enjoy this 
kind of information exchange.

So I would get really angry whenever
there was something he didn't tell me.

I want my boyfriend to talk about me
when he's with his friends.

I get that.

I don't care what he does all day.

Like, he doesn't have to tell me.

Like, if he wants to tell me...

-He can.
-...he can, yeah.

But if he goes out to eat with a girl...

I kind of... go like this... You know?

-You get upset.
-Yeah.

Like, I don't wanna hear 
about it, you know?

But that way it's easier to process.

Oh, okay...!

-If he tells you afterwards...
-If he tells me afterwards, that'll piss me off.

What if he doesn't tell you even then?

That'll piss me off even more.

He's definitely a repeat offender!

If it's the perfect crime...

It's okay if it's the perfect crime.

Committing a perfect crime 
is not okay, though.

-If you take it to the grave with you...
-I won't let her find out.

Yeah, I think you should tell her 
if there's a chance she'll find out.

Do you act differently when 
you like someone? Same as usual?

-Huh? Well, I try to act normal.
-You act normal?

I won't tell him, but I'll tell 
other people that I like him.

Like, "My heart was pounding!" and stuff.

-Eventually it goes like...
-They report it to him.

-He'll find out about it.
-It makes the round once

and he finds out.

I tend to tell people as well.

-You do?
-Yeah.

I'll tell my close friends about it.

Do you tell them so the girl will find out?

But... I kind of want her to find out.

-You're making it an accomplished fact.
-Yes.

Kenny, what are you like 
when you fall in love?

Do you fall in love with people at all?

He doesn't seem like he would.

You're calling me a robot?

Like, when she says she likes you, 
you're like, "Okay, alright."

What? Do I seem like that to you?

Do you ask girls out?

I do.

You do?

Really?

I thought it was 
the other way round.

Since you said you got asked out a lot.

But I might notice if a girl likes me...

You don't?

Like, "Oh, she may be into me..."

But that's not why I ask them out.

What are you like when 
you're with someone you like?

That one time when it was 
love at first sight, I just couldn't talk.

I just couldn't talk at all.

I see.

[Translated & Timed by MrsChap]
[Reviewed by goob]