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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.12,0:00:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Previously unaired footage]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.93,0:00:15.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you have a girlfriend in Taiwan?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.80,0:00:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did, just once.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.12,0:00:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, a Taiwanese girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.72,0:00:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.29,0:00:23.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We broke up after only one month.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.38,0:00:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-One month? That's a short time.\N-Why?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.08,0:00:30.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It didn't work out? Or you just felt \Nlike you weren't a good match?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.61,0:00:34.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't see a future with her.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.76,0:00:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'd come to my house every day,\Nand we'd just chill at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.26,0:00:42.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought if this is how it's gonna \Nbe like, it just won't work out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.28,0:00:46.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, like... Umm...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We broke up one year ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.01,0:00:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we were together for a really long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.73,0:00:56.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were together for three and a half years, \Nand we lived together that whole time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.21,0:01:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the end, we became more\Nlike best friends than a couple.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.40,0:01:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It didn't make sense to be \Nin a relationship anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.52,0:01:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For both our sakes. \NWe gradually became more distant,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.52,0:01:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it ended just like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.68,0:01:14.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you were together for three and a half years, \Nyou must've thought about marriage...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.81,0:01:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I did think a lot about it,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.41,0:01:19.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I thought it'd be hard \Nto get over him,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.09,0:01:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when we broke up, \NI just forgot about it--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.56,0:01:24.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or rather, I didn't regret it at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.62,0:01:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was glad we broke up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.20,0:01:28.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel so much better now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.27,0:01:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he really was like your best friend?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.81,0:01:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he really was.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.54,0:01:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We liked the same things...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.27,0:01:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's great.\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.56,0:01:37.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we just became friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.71,0:01:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wasn't it the same with you? \NYou told us earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.93,0:01:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me? Around the end of last year, he...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.51,0:01:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,went independent with his own business,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.05,0:01:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he got very busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.98,0:01:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was still figuring out how to \Nmake it on my own,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.17,0:01:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we kind of grew apart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.03,0:01:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You've been separated ever since?\N-Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.43,0:02:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we still meet from time to time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.04,0:02:04.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is he older?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.58,0:02:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One year younger.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.55,0:02:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Younger?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.15,0:02:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You wouldn't think so, right?\N-Really!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.00,0:02:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't want my boyfriend \Nto hide anything from me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.94,0:02:15.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want him to tell me everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.84,0:02:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One time, I had to go out to eat \Nwith a woman for work,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.89,0:02:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I thought she'd get mad,\Nso I didn't tell her.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.97,0:02:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.24,0:02:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that's not okay. Even though \Nyou could just tell me,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.90,0:02:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't. {\i1}That's{\i0} what... \Nmakes bad feelings brew up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.35,0:02:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.57,0:02:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's exactly...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.14,0:02:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what pisses me off the most.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.53,0:02:41.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see. I'm very sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.03,0:02:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to exchange information \Nabout each other's day.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.85,0:02:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you live with him. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.57,0:02:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, "What did you do today?"\N"What did you eat?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.89,0:02:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I used to really enjoy this \Nkind of information exchange.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.88,0:02:57.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I would get really angry whenever\Nthere was something he didn't tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.25,0:03:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want my boyfriend to talk about me\Nwhen he's with his friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.01,0:03:03.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.32,0:03:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care what he does all day.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.53,0:03:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, he doesn't have to tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.62,0:03:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, if he wants to tell me...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.30,0:03:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He can.\N-...he can, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.22,0:03:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if he goes out to eat with a girl...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.04,0:03:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kind of... go like this... You know?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.71,0:03:21.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You get upset.\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.49,0:03:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I don't wanna hear \Nabout it, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.54,0:03:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that way it's easier to process.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.24,0:03:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, okay...!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.88,0:03:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-If he tells you afterwards...\N-If he tells me afterwards, that'll piss me off.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.75,0:03:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if he doesn't tell you even then?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.98,0:03:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That'll piss me off even more.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.03,0:03:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's definitely a repeat offender!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.45,0:03:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it's the perfect crime...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.26,0:03:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay if it's the perfect crime.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.14,0:03:45.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Committing a perfect crime \Nis not okay, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.02,0:03:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-If you take it to the grave with you...\N-I won't let her find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.62,0:03:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I think you should tell her \Nif there's a chance she'll find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.34,0:03:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you act differently when \Nyou like someone? Same as usual?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.40,0:03:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Huh? Well, I try to act normal.\N-You act normal?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.00,0:04:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't tell him, but I'll tell \Nother people that I like him.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.81,0:04:04.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, "My heart was pounding!" and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.18,0:04:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eventually it goes like...\N-They report it to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.40,0:04:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He'll find out about it.\N-It makes the round once
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.44,0:04:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he finds out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.49,0:04:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tend to tell people as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.84,0:04:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You do?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.24,0:04:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell my close friends about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.46,0:04:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you tell them so the girl will find out?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.64,0:04:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But... I kind of want her to find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.45,0:04:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're making it an accomplished fact.\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.79,0:04:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kenny, what are you like \Nwhen you fall in love?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.99,0:04:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you fall in love with people at all?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.86,0:04:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn't seem like he would.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.94,0:04:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're calling me a robot?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.59,0:04:33.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, when she says she likes you, \Nyou're like, "Okay, alright."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.91,0:04:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Do I seem like that to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.89,0:04:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you ask girls out?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.04,0:04:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.20,0:04:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.26,0:04:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.29,0:04:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was \Nthe other way round.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.84,0:04:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since you said you got asked out a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.06,0:04:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I might notice if a girl likes me...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.80,0:04:51.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.22,0:04:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, "Oh, she may be into me..."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.75,0:04:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's not why I ask them out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.21,0:05:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you like when \Nyou're with someone you like?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.30,0:05:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That one time when it was \Nlove at first sight, I just couldn't talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.60,0:05:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just couldn't talk at all.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.20,0:05:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.28,0:05:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Translated & Timed by MrsChap]\N[Reviewed by goob]