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¡Hola ahí abajo!

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Acabo de ver el remake de acción real de Blancanieves.

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Y ahora, salgo del aparcamiento de camino a casa.

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No planeaba verlo originalmente porque

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estoy cansadísimo de remakes de acción real.

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No me gustan.

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No me gustan los huevos verdes con jamón.

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Y la única razón por la que decidí ver este es porque

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de alguna manera se le dio mucho bombo, con gente que decía

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que es uno de los mejores remakes que se han hecho.

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Ahora que lo he terminado, puedo decir que no estoy de acuerdo.

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Me disculpo por el ángulo de cámara loco

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que parece que está grabando un foto de pinga

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pero quería darles mis pensamientos honestos

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justo después de haberlo visto.

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No me gustó mucho.

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Yo sé que había mucha controversia sobre la película.

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No sé de qué se trataba. No la presté mucha atención.

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Yo sé que la estrella, Rachel Zegler, al parecer

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tuvo unas malas entrevistas o algo así

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y Gal Gadot, dice la gente, es la peor actriz de nuestra generación.

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No podría decírtelo.

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Todo lo que sé es que no me gustó la película.

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Así que al dejar de lado la controversia,

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¿fue buena la película por sí misma?

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Para mi, no.

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Pero ya no soy el objectivo demográfico,

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soy un pinche bola de grasa de treinta años.

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El remake de Blancanieves tiene un poquito en común con la versión original.

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