Hello down there!
I just finished watching the Snow White live-action remake.
And now, I'm leaving the parking lot on my way home.
I wasn't going to see it initially because I'm beyond tired of live-action remakes.
I don't like them.
I do not like greens eggs and ham.
And the only reason I decided to go see this one is because
somehow there was a lot of hype for it with people saying
it's one of the best live-action remakes ever made.
Now that I finished it, I can say I disagree.
I apologize for the wacky camera angle here
that looks like it's filming a dick pic,
but I wanted to just give you my raw thoughts
immediately after seeing it.
I didn't really like it.
I know there was a lot of controversy with the movie.
Don't really know what it all was. I didn't pay too much attention.
I know the star, Rachel Zegler, apparently
had, like, some bad interviews or something
and Gal Gadot, people say, is, like, the worst actress of our generation.
Couldn't tell ya.
All I know is I didn't like the movie.
So setting aside the controversy with it,
was the film good in its own right?
Not to me, it wasn't.
But I'm also not the target demographic anymore,
I'm a fuckin' 30-year-old grease ball.