1
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我頭先去食碗麵

2
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對面坐咗位人兄隻手係咁嘅

3
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（當然要誇張小小啦）

4
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我每食一啖

5
00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,760
我對眼嘅視線都要望住呢對咁污糟嘅手

6
00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,145
我嘗試食多三啖

7
00:00:10,145 --> 00:00:11,400
但係我真係堅持唔到啦

8
00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,220
我宣佈投降

9
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走

10
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勤洗手，咪做幕後黑手！