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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.69,0:00:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our main story tonight,\Nand I cannot believe I'm saying this,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.28,0:00:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is Donald Trump. And I say that --\N[crowd boos]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.36,0:00:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say that knowing that every time\Nhis name is said out loud,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he has a shattering orgasm.\N[laughter here and throughout video]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.88,0:00:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, we have mostly ignored \NTrump on this show,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.34,0:00:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he has now won three states,\Nhas been endorsed by Chris Christie,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.50,0:00:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and polls show him leading\Nmost Super Tuesday states,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.48,0:00:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is a big deal. Since 1988,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.13,0:00:33.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every candidate who's won the most\Nstates on Super Tuesday
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.03,0:00:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,went on to become their party's nominee,\Nso at this point,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.20,0:00:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Donald Trump is America's back mole.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.07,0:00:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It may have seemed harmless a year ago,\Nbut now that it's gotten frighteningly bigger,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.20,0:00:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it is no longer wise to ignore it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.36,0:00:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I do understand why Trump\Nsupporters might like him.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.34,0:00:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's unpredictable and entertaining.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.28,0:00:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just look how he went after \NMarco Rubio on Friday.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.57,0:00:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you ever see a guy sweat \Nlike this? It's Rubio!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.22,0:01:03.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[crowd cheering and laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.27,0:01:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's objectively funny,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.89,0:01:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just as it was funny when,\Na few years ago, he tweeted,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.25,0:01:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I would like to extend my best wishes\Nto all, even the haters and losers,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.85,0:01:24.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"on this special date, September 11th."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.38,0:01:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wished haters and losers a happy 9/11.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.96,0:01:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a part of me that even likes \Nthis guy. It's a part of me I hate,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.40,0:01:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it is a part of me. And if you are\Nsomeone who's sick of the party establishment,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.30,0:01:40.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he might seem like a protest candidate\Nwith some attractive qualities.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.57,0:01:43.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woman: We like him.\NHe tells it like it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.54,0:01:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He says what he means. \NI honestly believe he's telling the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.13,0:01:49.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's funding his own campaign.\NNobody owns him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.56,0:01:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's aggressive, and he's strong\Nand he's bold.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.26,0:01:55.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he's an incredible businessman.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.28,0:02:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he runs the country like he runs his\Norganization, we would be in good shape.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.06,0:02:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Donald Trump can seem appealing\Nuntil you take a closer look.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.16,0:02:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Much like the lunch buffet at a strip club.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.30,0:02:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or the NFL. Or having a pet chimpanzee.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.62,0:02:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, it seems fun, but someday Coco's\Ngonna tear your fucking limbs off.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.43,0:02:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because let's look at each of those\Nqualities those people listed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.61,0:02:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, he tells it like it is.\NDoes he?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.30,0:02:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because the website PolitiFact\Nchecked 77 of his statements
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.06,0:02:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and rated 76% of them\Nas varying degrees of false.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.35,0:02:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've witnessed this first-hand: he once\Nattacked my old boss by tweeting,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.60,0:02:40.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"If Jon Stewart is so above it all & legit,\Nwhy did he change his name from
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.35,0:02:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Jonathan Leibowitz? \NHe should be proud of his heritage!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.85,0:02:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then two years later wrote,\N"I never attacked dopey Jon Stewart
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.28,0:02:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"for his phony last name.\NWould never do that!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.96,0:02:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then just last year, he claimed,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.01,0:02:57.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,falsely, to have turned down an invite to\Nappear on this "very boring" show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.15,0:03:04.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's he trying to impress with that lie?\NOur show's guests include sloths and puppies.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.47,0:03:07.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're basically a petting zoo with a desk.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.45,0:03:10.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But when we pointed out that he had\Nnever been invited,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.91,0:03:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is how he responded:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.68,0:03:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump: All of a sudden I see people saying\Nthat John Oliver --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.12,0:03:17.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm saying, John Oliver ...\NI checked with my people --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.59,0:03:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he asked me to be on the show \Nfour or five times,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.66,0:03:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't even hardly know who he is.\NI wouldn't know what he looks like.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.90,0:03:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, first, I wouldn't expect him \Nto know who I was,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.42,0:03:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,although for his inevitable angry tweet\Nabout this segment,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.03,0:03:34.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell him what I look like: I look like\Na nearsighted parrot who works at a bank.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.49,0:03:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But secondly, it was genuinely\Ndestabilizing to be on the receiving end
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.14,0:03:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a lie that confident. I even checked\Nto make sure that no one
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.01,0:03:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had even accidentally invited him,\Nand of course they hadn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.69,0:03:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not even sure he knows he's lying.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.29,0:03:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he just doesn't care about\Nwhat the truth is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.57,0:04:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Donald Trump views the truth like this\Nlemur views the Supreme Court vacancy:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.49,0:04:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care about that in any way.\NPlease fuck off, I have a banana.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.22,0:04:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let's move on to his next selling point,\Nthat he is truly independent,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.68,0:04:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not beholden to anyone,\Nor as he puts it,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.50,0:04:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm self-funding my campaign.\NI tell the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.11,0:04:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interviewer: How much have you \Nspent so far?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.93,0:04:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably 20, 25 million dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.18,0:04:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, let's break that down. First,\N"I'm rich, therefore I tell the truth"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.88,0:04:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has the same internal logic as, "I'm a\Nvegan, therefore I know karate."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.76,0:04:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is no cause and effect \Nbetween those two,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.22,0:04:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the correlation usually goes\Nthe other way.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.25,0:04:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And while it is true that he hasn't taken\Ncorporate money,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.68,0:04:42.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the implication that he has personally\Nspent 20-25 million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.65,0:04:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a bit of a stretch, because what he's\Nactually done is loan his own campaign
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.75,0:04:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,17 and a half million dollars, and has just\Npersonally given just $250,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.47,0:04:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's important, \Nbecause up until the convention,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.89,0:05:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he can pay himself back\Nfor the loan with campaign funds.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.02,0:05:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you don't think there's a significant\Ndifference between a gift and a loan,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.66,0:05:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,try giving your spouse an \Nanniversary loan and see how that goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.74,0:05:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even he himself sometimes admits that his\Ncampaign is by no means completely self-funded.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.34,0:05:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm self-funding my campaign. Other than\Nthe little tiny ones where they send in,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.20,0:05:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women send in, we had a woman, $7\Nand 59 cents. What do you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.84,0:05:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can you send the money back?\NIt's cute. It's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.83,0:05:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They feel invested in your campaign.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.10,0:05:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He makes it sound like women are stuffing\Ngrimy dollar bills in envelopes,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.22,0:05:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,writing Donald Trump on the front, and he's\Njust too kind to send them back.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.74,0:05:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he's taken in seven and a half million\Ndollars in individual contributions,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.27,0:05:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if he didn't want it, maybe he shouldn't\Nhave had two Donate buttons on his website.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.81,0:05:50.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because money isn't unsolicited when you\Nhave to ask for someone's credit card
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.46,0:05:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expiration date to receive it. So how \Nabout the claim that he is tough?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.81,0:05:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, again, I'm not sure about that,\Nbecause for a tough guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.13,0:06:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he has incredibly thin skin. Back in 1988,\NSpy magazine called him
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.69,0:06:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"a short-fingered vulgarian," and ever\Nsince, the editor Graydon Carter says
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.50,0:06:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he receives envelopes from Trump, \Nalways with a photo on which
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.97,0:06:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's circled his hand \Nto highlight the length of his fingers,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.44,0:06:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,usually with a note reading, \N"See, not so short!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.38,0:06:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, his fingers seem fine, but the very\Nfact he's so sensitive about them
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.04,0:06:31.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is absolutely hilarious. As is the fact\Nthat those notes were apparently written
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.85,0:06:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in gold Sharpie, which is so\Nquintessentially Donald Trump.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.97,0:06:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something that gives the passing appearance\Nof wealth, but is actually just a cheap tool.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.87,0:06:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[applause and cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.71,0:06:51.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His signature tough talk often involves\Nlawsuits. He loves to threaten to sue people,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.89,0:06:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like he did with Rosie O'Donnell.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.78,0:06:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said I was bankrupt. \NI never went bankrupt.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.36,0:06:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So probably I'll sue her,\Nbecause it would be fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.79,0:07:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to take some money \Nout of her fat-ass pockets.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.26,0:07:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, of course he needs to take\NRosie O'Donnell to court,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.81,0:07:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to take money out of her pockets,\Nbecause his tiny, tiny fingers
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.94,0:07:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are too short to reach into her wallet.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.02,0:07:18.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he never sued her.\NHe never sued Rosie O'Donnell.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.09,0:07:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, he's repeatedly threatened people\Nwith lawsuits and not followed through,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.81,0:07:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including the rapper Mac Miller,\NLawrence O'Donnell, Vanity Fair,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.22,0:07:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and an activist who launched a petition\Nfor Macy's to drop Trump's products.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.66,0:07:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'll sue you" is Trump's version\Nof "Bazinga!"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.46,0:07:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't really mean anything, \Nbut he says it {\i1}all{\i0} the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.21,0:07:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But perhaps Trump's biggest selling point\Nas a candidate is his success,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.24,0:07:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and where could people get that idea from?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.93,0:07:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really rich. I actually think I have\Nthe best temperament.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.30,0:07:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People love me, and you know what?\NI've been very successful.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.04,0:07:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody loves me. I went to an \NIvy League school,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.04,0:07:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm very highly educated.\NI know words, I have the best words.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.93,0:08:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.43,0:08:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Literally the biggest word in the sentence,\N"I have the best words," is the word "words."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.38,0:08:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's worth noting, while yes, he has\Nmade more money than most of us
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.32,0:08:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will make in a lifetime, not only did he\Nget a multi-million-dollar inheritance
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.18,0:08:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from his father, but he's also\Nlost a huge amount,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.34,0:08:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is where we need to be careful,\Nbecause as we've learnt,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.34,0:08:30.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he will threaten to sue your fat-ass\Npockets with his cocktail sausage fingers
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.91,0:08:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you talk about his company's\Nbankruptcies.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.86,0:08:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I will just let his own daughter \Ndescribe the state of his finances
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.65,0:08:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at one point in his life:
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.48,0:08:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daughter: I remember once my father and I\Nwere walking down Fifth Avenue,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.70,0:08:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there was a homeless person,\Nsitting right outside of Trump Tower,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.40,0:08:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I remember my father pointing\Nto him and saying,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.96,0:08:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That guy has eight billion dollars\Nmore than me,"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.46,0:08:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he was in such extreme debt\Nat that point, y'know?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.07,0:09:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that really shows you the indomitable\Nspirit of Donald Trump.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.70,0:09:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To fall to his lowest point, and in that\Nvery moment still find a way
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.74,0:09:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be kind of a dick to a homeless guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.19,0:09:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now his campaign claims his current\Nworth is in excess of 10 billion dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.51,0:09:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-- and they've written it in all caps,\Nso it must be true --
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.83,0:09:23.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but others have disputed that figure.\NIn fact, a book once suggested
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.22,0:09:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Trump might be worth a mere\N150 to 250 million dollars,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.50,0:09:32.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which Trump protested by suing the\Nwriter for five billion dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.47,0:09:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is a pretty roundabout way of \Ngetting half the way to ten billion.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.36,0:09:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you should know, for the record,\NTrump lost that lawsuit twice,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.97,0:09:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I am glad that he sued, if only\Nbecause during the deposition,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.96,0:09:48.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he explained that his estimate of his\Nnet worth fluctuates based on, and I quote,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.49,0:09:55.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"feelings, even my own feelings, and that\Ncan change rapidly from day to day."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.05,0:09:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think about that. He claimed that his net\Nworth changes depending on his mood,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.52,0:10:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which makes absolutely no sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.21,0:10:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Partly because he always seems\Nto be in the same mood --
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.88,0:10:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,specifically, smug yet gassy --\Nand interestingly,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.12,0:10:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a significant portion of his self-valuation\Nis intangible.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.75,0:10:19.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His brand is what he values very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.14,0:10:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On his disclosure form that he's released\Nit's about 3 billion dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.40,0:10:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what he values his brand at.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.36,0:10:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly. He values his own name\Nat 3 billion dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.62,0:10:32.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not saying a name \Ncan't have value.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.19,0:10:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's why people will pay $120 for a plain\Nwhite t-shirt that is designed by Kanye West.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.67,0:10:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't want just any white t-shirt,\Nthey want one designed by
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.66,0:10:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a bored sociopath with a finger-free anus.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.16,0:10:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But 3 billion dollars seems a bit high.\NEspecially because while Trump has said,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.00,0:10:54.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"If I put my name on something,\Nyou know it's gonna be good,"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.98,0:11:00.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over the years his name has been on some\Nthings that have arguably been very un-good,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.75,0:11:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including Trump Shuttle, \Nwhich no longer exists,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.39,0:11:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump Vodka, which was discontinued,\NTrump Magazine, which folded,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.24,0:11:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump World Magazine,\Nwhich also folded,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.56,0:11:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump University, \Nover which he's being sued,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.79,0:11:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and of course, the travel booking site\NGoTrump.com,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.06,0:11:18.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whose brief existence was, I imagine,\Na real thorn in the side
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.35,0:11:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of anyone hoping GotRump.com featured\Na single thing worth masturbating to.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.74,0:11:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's not even mentioning this:
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.50,0:11:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When it comes to great steaks,\NI've just raised the stakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.88,0:11:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump Steaks are the world's greatest steaks,\Nand I mean that in every sense of the word.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.84,0:11:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the Sharper Image is the only store\Nwhere you can buy them.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.92,0:11:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only can you not buy those steaks\Nany more, but why did he sell them
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.37,0:11:50.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the Sharper Image?\NThat is a weird choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.51,0:11:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will take a massage chair, \Nan indoor waterfall,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.56,0:11:57.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and eight and a half pounds\Nof the finest meat in America.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.91,0:12:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And sure, every business executive\Nis bound to have a few missteps,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.57,0:12:04.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but Trump's lack of sound financial\Ninstincts is perhaps best exemplified
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.100,0:12:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by the business that he put his name on\Nback in 2006,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.74,0:12:12.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just before the entire\Nhousing market collapsed.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.65,0:12:15.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's a great time to start\Na mortgage company.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.37,0:12:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna have a great company\Nit's Trump Mortgage,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.87,0:12:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and trumpmortgage.com, \Nand it's gonna be a terrific company.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.20,0:12:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it wasn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.48,0:12:27.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, starting a mortgage company\Nin 2006
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.11,0:12:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was one of the worst decisions\Nyou could possibly make.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.74,0:12:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I guess you can convince yourself\Nit was a good idea when you say 30 words,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.85,0:12:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and 5 of them are great, great,\Nterrific, Trump and Trump.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.88,0:12:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you might say, never mind side\Nbusinesses, what he really is, is a builder.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.55,0:12:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But a building with Trump written on it\Nis not necessarily owned by him.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.50,0:12:50.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He may have just licensed his name to them,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.14,0:12:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something he claims is actually "better\Nthan ownership ... You don't put up money.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.44,0:12:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You don't put up anything."\NSpoken like a true builder.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.85,0:13:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And some of those licensed buildings\Nsell his reputation hard,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.88,0:13:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the sales video for the Trump Ocean\NResort in northern Mexico.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.47,0:13:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm very, very proud of the fact\Nthat when I build,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.71,0:13:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have investors that follow me all over.\NPeople ask me, what does Trump stand for
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.81,0:13:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more than anything else? And if I use\None word, it's always "quality."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.38,0:13:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, but it's easy to throw around the\Nword "quality."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.95,0:13:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever stayed at a Quality Inn?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.06,0:13:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The pillows are stuffed with hair they\Nfished out of the bathtub drain.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.99,0:13:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was never the builder for that project,\Nwhich was later abandoned,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.82,0:13:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leaving would-be condo buyers like \NWilliam Flint who lost $168,000,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.44,0:13:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feeling understandably betrayed.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.92,0:13:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flint: Donald Trump was an expert in\Nthese types of projects, or so we thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.69,0:13:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Announcer: In a deposition for a lawsuit\Nregarding the property,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.40,0:13:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump's son Donald Trump Jr.\Nconceded that the Trump brand
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.36,0:13:56.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could lead people to think a project\Nwas a solid investment.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.46,0:14:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man: Is one of the things\Nthat you've learned through this process,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.16,0:14:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the Trump name brings stability\Nand/or viability, to the project?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.53,0:14:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if it brings stability or viability\Nbut I imagine certain people feel that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.03,0:14:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And {\i1}that{\i0} might actually be the most honest\Nslogan for the Trump campaign.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.52,0:14:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump 2016: I don't know if it brings\Nstability or viability,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.06,0:14:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I imagine certain people feel that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.83,0:14:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only did investors in that property\Nsue Donald Trump,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.80,0:14:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they also did in Trump Tower Tampa,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.16,0:14:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another project that never got off\Nthe ground, and in both cases,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.01,0:14:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump characteristically deflected blame\Nonto the developers.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.32,0:14:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you would think those investors would\Nbe facing an impossible legal battle,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.97,0:14:44.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,given Trump's "tough talk."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.17,0:14:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I get sued I take it all the way.\NY'know what happens,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.94,0:14:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you settle suits you get sued more.\NIt's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.40,0:14:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't settle anything. I don't settle.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.44,0:14:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess what? He settled both those cases.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.52,0:15:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the problem is, even when you can\Ndemonstrably prove Trump to be wrong,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.44,0:15:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it somehow never seems to matter.\NYou can hold his feet to the fire,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.59,0:15:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he'll just stand there on the stumps,\Nbragging about his fire-proof foot skin.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.13,0:15:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that may be because he has spent\Ndecades turning his own name into a brand
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.66,0:15:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,synonymous with success and quality,\Nand he's made himself the mascot
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.21,0:15:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for that brand. Like Ronald McDonald\Nor Chef Boyardee.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.76,0:15:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that is who we have seen,\Nin The Apprentice, or Wrestlemania,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.98,0:15:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or Home Alone II. But if he's actually\Ngoing to be the Republican nominee,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.10,0:15:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's time to stop thinking of the mascot\Nand start thinking of the man.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.86,0:15:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because a candidate for president\Nneeds a coherent set of policies.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.68,0:15:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever you think about \NMarco Rubio and Ted Cruz,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.57,0:15:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at least you basically know where they stand.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.12,0:15:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Trump's opinions have been \Nwildly inconsistent.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.40,0:15:51.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's been pro-choice and pro-life,\Nfor and against assault weapon bans,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.69,0:15:57.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in favor of both bringing in Syrian refugees\Nand deporting them out of the country.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.37,0:16:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that inconsistency can be troubling.\NJust this morning, for instance,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.76,0:16:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he was asked about the fact that David Duke,\Nformer Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.90,0:16:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had told supporters to vote for him, \Nand this was his answer:
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.34,0:16:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you unequivocally condemn David Duke\Nand say that you don't want his vote,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.75,0:16:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or that of other white supremacists\Nin this election?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.15,0:16:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, just so you understand, I don't\Nknow anything about David Duke, OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.67,0:16:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know anything about what you're\Neven talking about with the
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.51,0:16:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,white supremacy or white supremacists.\NHonestly, I don't know David Duke.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.28,0:16:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe I've ever met him,\NI'm pretty sure I didn't meet him,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.22,0:16:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I just don't know anything about him.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.36,0:16:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really. That's your best answer there?\NBecause you definitely know who he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.96,0:16:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Partly 'cause you called him a bigot\Nand a racist in the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.82,0:16:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's not even the fucking point.\NThe point is, with an answer like that,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.77,0:16:49.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are either racist, or you are\Npretending to be, and at some point
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.78,0:16:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is no difference there. And sure,\Nhe disavowed David Duke later in the day,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.40,0:16:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the scary thing is, we have no way\Nof knowing which of his inconsistent views
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.30,0:17:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he will hold in office.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.99,0:17:04.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will he stand by his statement that\Nvaccines are linked to autism?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.51,0:17:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or his belief that Mexico \Nis sending us rapists?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.47,0:17:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and what about that plan he had\Nto defeat ISIS?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.19,0:17:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump: We're fighting a very\Npolitically correct war.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.72,0:17:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the other thing is, with the terrorists,\Nyou have to take out their families.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.61,0:17:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you get these terrorists,\Nyou have to take out their families.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.90,0:17:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They care about their lives,\Ndon't kid yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.51,0:17:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they say they don't care about their\Nlives. You have to take out their families.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.41,0:17:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the front-runner for the Republican\Nnomination, advocating a war crime.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.38,0:17:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he might say he was joking, or he's \Nchanged his mind about any of these things,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.20,0:17:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and private individuals are allowed to \Nchange their minds. We all do it,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.46,0:17:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when he's sworn in as president,\Non January 20, 2017,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.06,0:17:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on that day his opinions are going\Nto matter. And you will remember that date,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.15,0:17:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause it's the one that time travelers\Nfrom the future will come back to,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.36,0:17:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to try and stop the whole thing\Nfrom happening.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.50,0:18:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And listen! I get that the character\Nof Donald Trump is entertaining,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.64,0:18:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that he says things \Nthat people want to hear,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.90,0:18:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I know his very name is powerful.\NJust listen to this one supporter
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.72,0:18:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,explain what it means to her.\NWoman: I was a little girl. I didn't even
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.67,0:18:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know what Trump Towers were, but I knew\Nthat he was a wealthy, successful man.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.53,0:18:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somehow, even as a very young kid,\Nthe word "Trump" sorta meant "rich."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.95,0:18:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It meant "success."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.44,0:18:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's not even wrong. \N"Trump" does sound rich.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.85,0:18:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's almost onomatopoeic. "Trump" is the\Nsound produced when a mouthy servant
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.96,0:18:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is slapped across the face with\Na wad of thousand-dollar bills.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.35,0:18:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Trump" is the sound of a cork popping\Non a couple's champagne-iversary.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.67,0:18:42.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The day the renovations in the wine cellar\Nwere finally completed.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.45,0:18:45.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The very name "Trump" is \Nthe cornerstone of his brand.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.65,0:18:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If only there were a way to uncouple\Nthat magical word from the man he really is.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.13,0:18:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well guess what? There is.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.66,0:18:57.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it turns out, the name Trump\Nwas not always his family's name.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.87,0:19:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One biographer found that a prescient\Nancestor had changed it from --
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.70,0:19:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is true -- Drumpf.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.33,0:19:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Fucking Drumpf!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.12,0:19:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Drumpf is much less magical.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.38,0:19:16.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the sound produced when a morbidly\Nobese pigeon flies into the window
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.28,0:19:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a foreclosed Old Navy.\NDrumpf!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.34,0:19:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the sound of a bottle of store-brand\Nrootbeer falling off the shelf
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.74,0:19:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a gas station mini-mart.\NAnd it may seem weird,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.82,0:19:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to bring up his ancestral name,\Nbut to quote Donald Trump,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.80,0:19:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he should be proud of his heritage.\NBecause Drumpf is much more reflective
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.01,0:19:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of who he actually is. So if you are\Nthinking of voting for Donald Trump,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.38,0:19:42.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the charismatic guy promising\Nto make America great again,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.71,0:19:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stop and take a moment to imagine\Nhow you'd feel if you'd just met a guy
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.24,0:19:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,named Donald Drumpf. A litigious serial liar\Nwith a string of broken business ventures
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.38,0:19:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the support of a former Klan leader who\Nhe can't decide whether or not to condemn.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.68,0:20:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you think he would \Nmake a good president,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.55,0:20:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or is the spell now somewhat broken?\NAnd that is why tonight,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.40,0:20:09.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking America to make Donald\NDrumpf again.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.18,0:20:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,#makedonalddrumpfagain
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.54,0:20:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've actually filed paperwork\Nto trademark the name Drumpf,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.26,0:20:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and incidentally, when we own it,\NI will have the best words.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.64,0:20:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you go to donaldjdrumpf.com,\Nwhich we own,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.04,0:20:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can download a Drumpfinator Chrome\Nextension which will replace the word Trump
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.01,0:20:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Drumpf wherever it appears\Nin your browser,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.13,0:20:37.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can also buy these Make Donald\NDrumpf Again hats,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.47,0:20:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which we are selling at cost, meaning\Nwe've chosen not to make a profit,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.95,0:20:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a fact which will probably\Nirritate Mr. Drumpf
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.44,0:20:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more than anything else I've said tonight.\NAnd if you're thinking,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.72,0:20:51.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well, that's all great, but I wish there\Nwas a new campaign anthem for Donald Drumpf"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.83,0:20:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well here it is now!\NHere it is right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.12,0:21:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because listen, we cannot keep getting\Nblinded by the magic of his name.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.82,0:21:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to see him through fresh eyes, so\Nplease, don't think of him as Donald Trump.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.93,0:21:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think of him as something else.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.28,0:21:11.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[voices growing louder behind curtain:\NDonald Drumpf Donald Drumpf]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.02,0:21:12.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And don't vote for him because \Nhe tells it like it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.98,0:21:15.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a bullshit artist.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.07,0:21:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't vote for him 'cause he's tough.\NHe's a baby with even smaller fingers.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.61,0:21:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't vote for him because he's a builder.\NHe's more of a shitty lifestyle brand.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.68,0:21:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that is our show!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.63,0:21:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Drumpf, I await your lawsuit\Nin the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.80,0:21:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no doubt that the [place?]\Nwill be signed in gold Sharpie.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.75,0:21:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good night.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.20,0:21:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cheering]