WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Vous ouvrez cette porte avec la clè de votre imagination. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Au delà se trouve une autre dimension- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 une dimension de son... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 une dimension de vision... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 une dimension de l'esprit. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Vous vous déplacez à travers une contrée d'ombre et de substance, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 de choses et d'idées. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Vous venez de rentrer dans la Quatrième Dimension. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pensez à ça pendant une minute. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Vous ne pouvez pas diriger une entreprise 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 en restant coincé dans votre routine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Une entreprise doit bouger. Une entreprise doit progresser. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Vous devez continuer à pousser et à aller de l'avant 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 jusqu'à ce que votre entreprise se diversifie. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 C'est la clé du succès. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pause café. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Une entreprise doit être diversifiée. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 C'était justement ce que je leur disais, Fred. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Vous ne pouvez pas diriger une entreprise 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 en restant coincé dans votre routine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tout comme la variété est le piment de la vie, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 la diversification est la clé du succès en affaires. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pensez à ça maintenant. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Et bien, j'ai du café au lait, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 du café avec de la crème et du sucre, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 du café avec du sucre, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 du café avec de la crème et du café noir, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 je me suis déjà diversifié. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Maintenant est-ce que vous pourriez sortir de mon chemin, McNulty? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mcnulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ici McNulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 M. Cooper voudrait vous voir. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Vous entendez ça? Est-ce que vous entendez ça? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 M. Cooper voudrait vous voir McNulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Et savez-vous pourquoi M. Cooper veut voir McNulty? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Parce que ça fait 11 mois que j'ai rempli 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 la boîte à suggestions. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ESt-ce que j'ai dit suggestions? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ça n'est pas ce que je voulais dire. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 N'importe quel idiot peut faire des suggestions. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mais des plans pour l'avenir, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 il n'y a que McNulty qui peut les faire. Pensez à cela maintenant. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Il vous attend McNulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 11 mois de suggestions 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 qui sont sur le point de se concrétiser. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dites, ça ne vous dirait pas 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 de dîner avec moi? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Même si j'étais affamée 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 et que vous étiez le dernier homme sur la planète 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 et que ma survie en dépendait, peut-être, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mais je n'ai pas faim, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 et vous n'êtes pas le dernier homme, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 et ma survie ne dépend pas de ça, alors 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sortez de là, McNulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Soumises à votre approbation ou au moins à votre analyse: 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Patrick Thomas McNulty, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 qui, à l'âge de 41 ans et la personne la plus ennuyeuse du monde. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Il a un record de 10 ans 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 pour le plus de mots insensés 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 régurgités durant une pause café. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Et il est très probable qu'il ait, jusqu'à présent, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 vécu tout ce temps-là, comme une grande gueule barbante 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 qui fait reculer l'art de la conversation d'au moins mille ans. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Je dis "il est probable" car quelque chose va bientôt lui arriver 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 quelque chose qui changera son existence... et la notre. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Gardez cela en tête, maintenant, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 parce que nous sommes dans la quatrième dimension. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Est-ce que vous savez ce que je suis en train de faire, M. McNulty? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oui, M. Cooper, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Vous êtes en train de regarder les suggestions de la boîte à suggestions. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Je savais que vous alliez le faire. Je m'y attendais. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ce n'est pas tous les employés qui se rendent compte 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 qu'un de ses employés a du talent. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 McNulty en a évidemment à revendre. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jamais on a dit plus vrai. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Merci, monsieur. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oui, je viens de passer en revue 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 la boîte à suggestions 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 des 3 derniers mois. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Et voici une de vos suggestions 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 datée du 13 mars. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Faites des hot dogs plus plats pour qu'ils 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 puissent rentrer facilement dans un pain de hamburger." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Qu'en pensez-vous? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pensez à ca, maintenant. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Faites les boîtes métalliques carrés 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 pour qu'elles puissent être empilées 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 plus facilement dans les poubelles." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ça n'est pas amusant? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Mettez des petits pontons dans les sacs des soldats 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 pour qu'ils puissent traverser 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 toutes les rivières d'eux-mêmes." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Celle-là vaut de l'or. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Les soldats vont dans l'eau... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 M. Mcnulty, coopercorporation fait des 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sous vêtements féminins. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ça n'a rien à voir avec des hamburgers, des hot dogs, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 des boîtes métalliques ou la défense de notre pays. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Et aucune de vos 340 suggestions- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 je répète, aucune de ces suggestions N'a rien à voir 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 avec les produits de cette compagnie. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Voilà exactement la raison pour laquelle je voulais parler avec vous, m. Cooper. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 La clé d'une entreprise fructueuse et moderne est la diversification. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pensez à ça mainternant. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 J'ai bien réfléchi et vous êtes renvoyé! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Baseball?Baseball ça n'est rien du tout. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Le football est le sport le plus rapide du monde. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Au baseball, ils changent de côté, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 et d'un côté, et de l'autre, inning après inning. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pendant la première mi-temps au football, ils n'arrêtent pas de courir. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Angleterre, France, Espagne, Amérique Latine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Le football est le sport le plus rapide du monde. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pensez à ça maintenant. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hé! Joe, tu connais ces portes battantes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 qu'on trouve dans les saloons? Pourquoi on ne les mettrait pas ici 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 et comme ça, tu pourrais appeler ça le saloon de Palucci. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Qu'est-ce que tu en penses? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ouais, qu'est-ce que tu en penses? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Je vais le faire demain à la première heure. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Excellent! Quand je viendrai, je pourrai penser, "c'est moi qui est fait ça." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pas mal, non? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 S'il vous plaît, le match de baseballe. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Les tours de circuits ne sont pas importants. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Allez, mon gars. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 On essaie de regarder. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Comparé au frappeur de balle longue distance 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 comparé à un batteur de clutch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 avec une bonne moyenne, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 je choisis le dernier sans hésitation. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 C'est bien gentil à vous. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 C'est un fait et un fait absolu. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Et ça recommence... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jamais on n'a vu un joueur faire un coup de circuit 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 qui a été à la tête de la ligue dans le domaine de la frappe. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ah ouais? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ted Williams a gagné le championnat de frappe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 et a été à la tête dans le classement des coups de circuits en 1941, 1942 et en 1947. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 L'exception à la règle. Pensez à ça. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 L'exception à la règle. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Vous savez quoi? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Il y a un poste de télévision de 25cm 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dans l'appartement de ma soeur qui remonte a 1948. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Elle a cinq enfants. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 L'appartement se trouve au 6ème étage, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 et il fait extrêmement chaud. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mais je peux vous dire quelquechose: 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 il y a bien une chose que cet appartment n'a pas 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 et qui en vaut la peine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Il n'a pas McNulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 -Charlie, charlie, attendez.-Forget it, joe. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut it off.Blabbermouth-i can't take it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ah, you think about.Hear what i said? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The exception to the rule. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The exception to the rule. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let me ask yousomething, mcnulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How come you'rein here so early tonight? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You've been there forthree and a half hours. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It so happens i quit my job. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I went into cooper's officeand i read him off. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't tell me.Don't tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You got canned. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, in a mannerof speaking. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You might say... yeah. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We mutually agreed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i wouldn't workthere anymore. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Joe, tell me something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wouldn't you thinkthat after one year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 of putting ideasin that suggestion box, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 after one whole year,that i'd get noticed? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let me tell you something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Getting noticedand getting liked 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are two different things. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nothing, mcnulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not a thing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good night, joe. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait a minute. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All i know is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that every night ofevery week of every month, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 except election day,you come in here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 drive everybodyout of their skull 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 walking on your lower lip. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now, you think about that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will you think about that? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you say? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I say... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "54, 40 or fight." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I also say "damn the torpedoes,full speed ahead!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And on occasion, i will say, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "it takes a heap of livingto make a house a home." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Want another beer? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you very much. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I would appreciate another. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Two more beers, bartender. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Two beers, big deal. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's your name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Potts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's not a bad name. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was born with it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Seems to me therewas a third baseman 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 who used to play forthe phillies named potts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Lou potts? Phil potts? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It couldn't be botts? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, it's potts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Two beers. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You paying for this, mcnulty? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because this guy justgave me his last dime. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This guy is myfriend, mr. Botts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Potts! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And i'd appreciate 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a little respect from you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I bet you would. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You getting respect from me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is about as easy asflagging down a cab 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on 46th and broadwayat 8:00 on new year's eve... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in the rain. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Never mind-drink up, pal. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you want to talk about? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Want to talk about baseball? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's the great american sport, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and i am very happy abnerdoubleday saw fit to invent it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cheers! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 To health, friend. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Down the hatch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And now to thank youfor your generosity, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i have something for you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's a gift. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A small remembranceof our friendship. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's a stopwatch-a old family heirloom. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you do with it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean, it doesn't keep time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's just a stopwatch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is a fact. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But it is yours. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You may have it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What'll i do with it? Stopwatch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, someday you mightown a racehorse 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or you might wantto run the mile 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or launch an astronaut. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, good-bye, old pal. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 e pluribus unum. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Toodle-oo,beertender. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Beertender... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 nice clientele. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Your friend. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I wouldn't listen to my mother. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She wanted me to be a doctor. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, i had to be a wiseguy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Had to run a beerjoint like this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, you live and you learn. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Done for the night, mcnulty? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Everybody's gone, you happy? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You bored ten people to death. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You emptied my place 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 like it hada smallpox sign out there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do me a favor, will you? - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 whenever you get the thirst,go to some other bar. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't feel muchlike going home. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've seen the movieon the late show. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've even seen the movieonthe late, late show. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sometimes i even wishi was married. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you ever get that feeling? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Joe? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Joe. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, why you standing that way? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, joe, say something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You look like you were frozen. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was telling you i was bored 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and this crazy gleepgave me this watch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sat here and i pushed it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's another thing- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you make me nervous. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First, you bore people to deathand then you make me nervous. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I make you nervous? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know something? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're the one guythat makes me wish 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they never repealed prohibition. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something tells methis is a very unusual watch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And another thing,mcnulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mcnulty? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm over here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That can't be. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had too much to drink. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I need some sleep. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It can't be. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It works. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I push the button, i stopthe watch, and i stop the world. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good morning, wage slaves. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Make way for a free man. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good morning, doll. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, what's the suggestionthis time, mcnulty? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you don't have one,i've got one for you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why don't you jump off a bridge? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Honey doll,i have a product 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that is going to put a dentin your eyeballs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What would you sayto a stopwatch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that, when somebodypushes it, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 everything stopsin midair, hmm? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why don't you run awayand get lost, mcnulty, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or get to the point. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I already have. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Last night,i'm in joe palucci's bar, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we're sitting aroundtalking about this and that, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 when this funny gleepgives me this stopwatch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Without thinking,i push this button- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 this one right here- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and everything stops dead.Everything. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Think about that now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Palucci drops a glass, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the glass hits the floor,but the glass stops. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Everything stops. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Palucci stops,trains, subways, goldfish. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Everything stops.Think about that now, hm? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Goldfish, too, huh? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's the mostamazing thing i ever heard. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now, get out of here, will you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mm-mm. I came to see cooper. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is time to diversify. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, now, just a minute. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr. Cooper's in conference. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're right-he's in conference with mcnulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr. Cooper, i'm sorry, sir. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I fired you, mcnulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you doing here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He barged right in. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I couldn't doanything about it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, He barged right inhe can barge right out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen, coop...coop?! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You can't afford to fire methis time because this time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i've got more than suggestions,i've got the goods. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You think about this now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You figure outhow this stopwatch works, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and you've got a million bucks. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mcnulty, let me remind you- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we make ladies foundationgarments, nothing else. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now, do you hear me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nothing else. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So i will give you 15 secondsto leave this room. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now, get out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, fred, cup of coffeefor the lady, i'm buying. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Never mind. I'll buy my own coffee. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you're not outof this office 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in one minute, i'llcall the police. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is that so, honey baby? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It'll take more than the police. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You'll need the armyand the navy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How about that crumb? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He didn't evenlet me show him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So whatam i waiting for? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll just show him. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Operator, get me... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 kitchie-kitchie-coo. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kitchie-kitchie-cooper. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's good for a laughbut there must be 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 something else i cando with this thing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll think about it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...the police. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh... never mind, operator. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He's gone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So you tell ouradvertising agents... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hey, joe.Palucci, all you guys. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have i got somethingto show you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, that takescare of the game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This thing is so greatyou're not going to believe it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mcnulty, make it quick, huh? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, now, listen,you just pay attention. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pay attention. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 With this little gizmo, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i can stop trains, tanks,subways, anything. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What about your mouth? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Funny. Funny. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen, last night,i was at the polo grounds. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And right in the middle 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 of ron hunt's slideinto second base, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i stopped the game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah,i stopped the game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I left my seat,i ran down on the field, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i grabbed second base,and i moved it ten feet. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then i went back upinto the stands, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sat downand started the game again. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And hunt, instead of being outby ten feet, was safe, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and the mets went onto win the game 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 because snider doubled him home. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And that's not the only thingi can stop with this watch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I can stop anything- watch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, how about that now? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How about what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you kidding?Didn't you see what i did? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, come on, mcnulty,out of the way. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I want to get home,get some peace and quiet. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait a minute.Fellas, fellas,wait a minute. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll put the game on again. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, no... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well, you done itagain, mcnulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You emptied my place. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You drive more guysout of saloons than carry nation. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I get it. I get it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Of course you guys didn't see-you were frozen. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm the only one who knows.I'm the only one. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Huh. How about that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The greatest conversation piecein the world- the greatest- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and what does it do? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It stops conversation. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm closing up in a few minutes, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so it shouldn't be a total loss,you better order up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Beer. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Beer! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't you ever orderanything expensive? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Beer. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And drink it fast,will you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Cause the combinationof you, the hot weather, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and my business recession 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is more than i cantake in one day. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give it time.Give it time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Give me a heart attacksometime, will you, mcnulty? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leave a tip. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, palucci, come here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look at me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you, somekind of a sadist? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know whatyou're looking at? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A jerk, a nut. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You want to stop thereor try for moron? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why do i want this thing? Why? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because i want a little notice,that's why.I'm not ashamed to admit that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And i'll tell yousomething else. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When john d. Rockefellersteps out of a car, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why do people wantto shake his hand? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll bite. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because he's loaded. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because he's got cash, loot,lettuce, the old mazoo. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's why people want to shakejohn d. Rockefeller's hand. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 J.b. Morgan walks into a restaurant...j.p. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 J.p. Morgan walksinto a restaurant, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the head waiter breaks his backto get a table ready. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know why?I'll tell you why. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I figured you would. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because he's loaded, that's why. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You think about that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And then you think about this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 As of tomorrow evening,mcnulty is going to be loaded. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Palucci, takea good look at the old mcnulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The next timeyou see me, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it'll be the new mcnulty. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why don't you go the whole routeand move to honolulu? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tomorrow i'll be ableto buy honolulu! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 May i? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, no. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on, everyone. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Move! Move! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on, everybody. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Up, up, move! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on, everybody,say something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Walk, hey! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on, everybody, move. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, fellas,look, i didn't mean it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll have it fixed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, please, come on, wake up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr. Cooper... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mr. Cooper? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Excuse me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm sorry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm sorry,i didn't mean it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please, understand. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's not my fault. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I didn't do any... oh, no! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please, say something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Move! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Charlie, i'm sorry i bugged you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Charlie, move. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Lady... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 joe... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 joe? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Joe, say something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do something, move. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Joe, insult me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I won't come here anymore. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I won't make noise. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I won't drive people away. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Honest, joe, move. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, you, mister,please, say something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm sorry i took the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't care about the money. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All i want is to hear peoplesay something again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and to see people moving again. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, doesn't anybody know howto make this thing work again? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Someone, help! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Help me! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please, somebody move! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Talk, say something! Help! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr. Patrick thomas mcnultywho had a gift of time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He used it and he misused it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and now he's just beenhanded the bill. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tonight's tale of motion andmcnulty- in the twilight zone.