1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Vous ouvrez cette porte avec la clè de votre imagination. 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Au delà se trouve une autre dimension- 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 une dimension de son... 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 une dimension de vision... 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 une dimension de l'esprit. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Vous vous déplacez à travers une contrée d'ombre et de substance, 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 de choses et d'idées. 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Vous venez de rentrer dans la Quatrième Dimension. 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pensez à ça pendant une minute. 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Vous ne pouvez pas diriger une entreprise 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 en restant coincé dans votre routine. 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Une entreprise doit bouger. Une entreprise doit progresser. 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Vous devez continuer à pousser et à aller de l'avant 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 jusqu'à ce que votre entreprise se diversifie. 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 C'est la clé du succès. 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pause café. 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Une entreprise doit être diversifiée. 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 C'était justement ce que je leur disais, Fred. 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Vous ne pouvez pas diriger une entreprise 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 en restant coincé dans votre routine. 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Tout comme la variété est le piment de la vie, 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 la diversification est la clé du succès en affaires. 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pensez à ça maintenant. 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Et bien, j'ai du café au lait, 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 du café avec de la crème et du sucre, 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 du café avec du sucre, 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 du café avec de la crème et du café noir, 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 je me suis déjà diversifié. 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Maintenant est-ce que vous pourriez sortir de mon chemin, McNulty? 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mcnulty. 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ici McNulty. 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 M. Cooper voudrait vous voir. 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Vous entendez ça? Est-ce que vous entendez ça? 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 M. Cooper voudrait vous voir McNulty. 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Et savez-vous pourquoi M. Cooper veut voir McNulty? 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Parce que ça fait 11 mois que j'ai rempli 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 la boîte à suggestions. 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ESt-ce que j'ai dit suggestions? 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ça n'est pas ce que je voulais dire. 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 N'importe quel idiot peut faire des suggestions. 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mais des plans pour l'avenir, 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 il n'y a que McNulty qui peut les faire. Pensez à cela maintenant. 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Il vous attend McNulty. 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 11 mois de suggestions 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 qui sont sur le point de se concrétiser. 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Dites, ça ne vous dirait pas 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 de dîner avec moi? 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Même si j'étais affamée 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 et que vous étiez le dernier homme sur la planète 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 et que ma survie en dépendait, peut-être, 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mais je n'ai pas faim, 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 et vous n'êtes pas le dernier homme, 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 et ma survie ne dépend pas de ça, alors 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sortez de là, McNulty. 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Soumises à votre approbation ou au moins à votre analyse: 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Patrick Thomas McNulty, 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 qui, à l'âge de 41 ans et la personne la plus ennuyeuse du monde. 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Il a un record de 10 ans 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 pour le plus de mots insensés 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 régurgités durant une pause café. 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Et il est très probable qu'il ait, jusqu'à présent, 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 vécu tout ce temps-là, comme une grande gueule barbante 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 qui fait reculer l'art de la conversation d'au moins mille ans. 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Je dis "il est probable" car quelque chose va bientôt lui arriver 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 quelque chose qui changera son existence... et la notre. 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Gardez cela en tête, maintenant, 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 parce que nous sommes dans la quatrième dimension. 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Est-ce que vous savez ce que je suis en train de faire, M. McNulty? 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oui, M. Cooper, 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Vous êtes en train de regarder les suggestions de la boîte à suggestions. 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Je savais que vous alliez le faire. Je m'y attendais. 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ce n'est pas tous les employés qui se rendent compte 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 qu'un de ses employés a du talent. 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 McNulty en a évidemment à revendre. 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jamais on a dit plus vrai. 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Merci, monsieur. 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oui, je viens de passer en revue 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 la boîte à suggestions 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 des 3 derniers mois. 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Et voici une de vos suggestions 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 datée du 13 mars. 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Faites des hot dogs plus plats pour qu'ils 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 puissent rentrer facilement dans un pain de hamburger." 84 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Qu'en pensez-vous? 85 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pensez à ca, maintenant. 86 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Faites les boîtes métalliques carrés 87 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 pour qu'elles puissent être empilées 88 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 plus facilement dans les poubelles." 89 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ça n'est pas amusant? 90 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Mettez des petits pontons dans les sacs des soldats 91 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 pour qu'ils puissent traverser 92 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 toutes les rivières d'eux-mêmes." 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Celle-là vaut de l'or. 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Les soldats vont dans l'eau... 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 M. Mcnulty, coopercorporation fait des 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sous vêtements féminins. 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ça n'a rien à voir avec des hamburgers, des hot dogs, 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 des boîtes métalliques ou la défense de notre pays. 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Et aucune de vos 340 suggestions- 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 je répète, aucune de ces suggestions N'a rien à voir 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 avec les produits de cette compagnie. 102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Voilà exactement la raison pour laquelle je voulais parler avec vous, m. Cooper. 103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 La clé d'une entreprise fructueuse et moderne est la diversification. 104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pensez à ça mainternant. 105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 J'ai bien réfléchi et vous êtes renvoyé! 106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Baseball?Baseball ça n'est rien du tout. 107 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Le football est le sport le plus rapide du monde. 108 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Au baseball, ils changent de côté, 109 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 et d'un côté, et de l'autre, inning après inning. 110 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pendant la première mi-temps au football, ils n'arrêtent pas de courir. 111 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Angleterre, France, Espagne, Amérique Latine. 112 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Le football est le sport le plus rapide du monde. 113 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pensez à ça maintenant. 114 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hé! Joe, tu connais ces portes battantes 115 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 qu'on trouve dans les saloons? Pourquoi on ne les mettrait pas ici 116 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 et comme ça, tu pourrais appeler ça le saloon de Palucci. 117 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Qu'est-ce que tu en penses? 118 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ouais, qu'est-ce que tu en penses? 119 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Je vais le faire demain à la première heure. 120 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Excellent! Quand je viendrai, je pourrai penser, "c'est moi qui est fait ça." 121 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pas mal, non? 122 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 S'il vous plaît, le match de baseballe. 123 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Les tours de circuits ne sont pas importants. 124 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Allez, mon gars. 125 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 On essaie de regarder. 126 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 As to the averagelong-ball hitter 127 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 compared to aconsistent clutch hitter 128 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 with a good average, 129 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 i'll take the latterevery time. 130 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, that's very nice of you. 131 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, it's a fact.It's an absolute fact. 132 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, boy, here we go again. 133 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 At no time hasa home-run hitter 134 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 led the league in batting. 135 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah? 136 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ted williams wonthe batting championship 137 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and led the league in home runsin 1941, '42 and '47. 138 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Exception to the rule.Think about that. 139 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The exception to the rule. 140 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know something. 141 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There's a ten-inchtelevision set 142 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in my sister's apartment,kind that dates back to 1948. 143 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 She's got five kids. 144 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The apartment'sa six-floor walkup, 145 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and it's boiling hot. 146 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But i'll tell you- 147 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's one thing thatapartment don't have 148 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that makes it all worthwhile. 149 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It don't have mcnulty. 150 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 -Charlie, charlie, wait.-Forget it, joe. 151 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Shut it off.Blabbermouth-i can't take it. 152 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ah, you think about.Hear what i said? 153 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The exception to the rule. 154 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The exception to the rule. 155 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let me ask yousomething, mcnulty. 156 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How come you'rein here so early tonight? 157 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You've been there forthree and a half hours. 158 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It so happens i quit my job. 159 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I went into cooper's officeand i read him off. 160 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Don't tell me.Don't tell me. 161 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You got canned. 162 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, in a mannerof speaking. 163 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You might say... yeah. 164 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We mutually agreed 165 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 i wouldn't workthere anymore. 166 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Joe, tell me something. 167 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wouldn't you thinkthat after one year 168 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 of putting ideasin that suggestion box, 169 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 after one whole year,that i'd get noticed? 170 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let me tell you something. 171 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Getting noticedand getting liked 172 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are two different things. 173 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What do you know? 174 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nothing, mcnulty. 175 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Not a thing. 176 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Good night, joe. 177 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wait a minute. 178 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 All i know is 179 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that every night ofevery week of every month, 180 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 except election day,you come in here 181 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 drive everybodyout of their skull 182 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 walking on your lower lip. 183 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now, you think about that. 184 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Will you think about that? 185 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What do you say? 186 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I say... 187 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "54, 40 or fight." 188 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I also say "damn the torpedoes,full speed ahead!" 189 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And on occasion, i will say, 190 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "it takes a heap of livingto make a house a home." 191 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Want another beer? 192 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you very much. 193 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I would appreciate another. 194 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Two more beers, bartender. 195 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Two beers, big deal. 196 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's your name? 197 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Potts. 198 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's not a bad name. 199 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I was born with it. 200 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Seems to me therewas a third baseman 201 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 who used to play forthe phillies named potts. 202 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Lou potts? Phil potts? 203 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It couldn't be botts? 204 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, it's potts. 205 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Two beers. 206 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You paying for this, mcnulty? 207 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Because this guy justgave me his last dime. 208 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This guy is myfriend, mr. Botts. 209 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Potts! 210 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And i'd appreciate 211 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a little respect from you. 212 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I bet you would. 213 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You getting respect from me 214 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is about as easy asflagging down a cab 215 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 on 46th and broadwayat 8:00 on new year's eve... 216 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in the rain. 217 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Never mind-drink up, pal. 218 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What do you want to talk about? 219 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Want to talk about baseball? 220 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's the great american sport, 221 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and i am very happy abnerdoubleday saw fit to invent it. 222 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cheers! 223 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 To health, friend. 224 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Down the hatch. 225 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And now to thank youfor your generosity, 226 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 i have something for you. 227 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's a gift. 228 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 A small remembranceof our friendship. 229 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What is it? 230 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's a stopwatch-a old family heirloom. 231 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What do you do with it? 232 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I mean, it doesn't keep time. 233 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's just a stopwatch. 234 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That is a fact. 235 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But it is yours. 236 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You may have it. 237 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What'll i do with it? Stopwatch. 238 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, someday you mightown a racehorse 239 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or you might wantto run the mile 240 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or launch an astronaut. 241 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, good-bye, old pal. 242 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh... 243 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 e pluribus unum. 244 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Toodle-oo,beertender. 245 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Beertender... 246 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nice clientele. 247 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Your friend. 248 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I wouldn't listen to my mother. 249 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 She wanted me to be a doctor. 250 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, i had to be a wiseguy. 251 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Had to run a beerjoint like this. 252 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, you live and you learn. 253 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Done for the night, mcnulty? 254 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Everybody's gone, you happy? 255 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You bored ten people to death. 256 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You emptied my place 257 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like it hada smallpox sign out there. 258 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Do me a favor, will you? - 259 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 whenever you get the thirst,go to some other bar. 260 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't feel muchlike going home. 261 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I've seen the movieon the late show. 262 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I've even seen the movieonthe late, late show. 263 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sometimes i even wishi was married. 264 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Do you ever get that feeling? 265 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Joe? 266 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Joe. 267 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, why you standing that way? 268 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, joe, say something. 269 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You look like you were frozen. 270 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I was telling you i was bored 271 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and this crazy gleepgave me this watch 272 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sat here and i pushed it. 273 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's another thing- 274 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you make me nervous. 275 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 First, you bore people to deathand then you make me nervous. 276 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I make you nervous? 277 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know something? 278 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're the one guythat makes me wish 279 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they never repealed prohibition. 280 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Something tells methis is a very unusual watch. 281 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And another thing,mcnulty. 282 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mcnulty? 283 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm over here. 284 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That can't be. 285 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I had too much to drink. 286 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I need some sleep. 287 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It can't be. 288 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It works. 289 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I push the button, i stopthe watch, and i stop the world. 290 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Good morning, wage slaves. 291 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Make way for a free man. 292 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Good morning, doll. 293 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, what's the suggestionthis time, mcnulty? 294 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you don't have one,i've got one for you. 295 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why don't you jump off a bridge? 296 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Honey doll,i have a product 297 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that is going to put a dentin your eyeballs. 298 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What would you sayto a stopwatch 299 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that, when somebodypushes it, 300 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 everything stopsin midair, hmm? 301 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why don't you run awayand get lost, mcnulty, 302 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or get to the point. 303 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I already have. 304 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Last night,i'm in joe palucci's bar, 305 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're sitting aroundtalking about this and that, 306 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when this funny gleepgives me this stopwatch. 307 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Without thinking,i push this button- 308 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this one right here- 309 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and everything stops dead.Everything. 310 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Think about that now. 311 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Palucci drops a glass, 312 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the glass hits the floor,but the glass stops. 313 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Everything stops. 314 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Palucci stops,trains, subways, goldfish. 315 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Everything stops.Think about that now, hm? 316 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Goldfish, too, huh? 317 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's the mostamazing thing i ever heard. 318 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now, get out of here, will you? 319 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mm-mm. I came to see cooper. 320 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It is time to diversify. 321 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, now, just a minute. 322 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mr. Cooper's in conference. 323 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're right-he's in conference with mcnulty. 324 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mr. Cooper, i'm sorry, sir. 325 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I fired you, mcnulty. 326 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you doing here? 327 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He barged right in. 328 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I couldn't doanything about it. 329 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, He barged right inhe can barge right out. 330 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Listen, coop...coop?! 331 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You can't afford to fire methis time because this time 332 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 i've got more than suggestions,i've got the goods. 333 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You think about this now. 334 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You figure outhow this stopwatch works, 335 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and you've got a million bucks. 336 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mcnulty, let me remind you- 337 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we make ladies foundationgarments, nothing else. 338 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now, do you hear me? 339 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nothing else. 340 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So i will give you 15 secondsto leave this room. 341 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now, get out. 342 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, fred, cup of coffeefor the lady, i'm buying. 343 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Never mind. I'll buy my own coffee. 344 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you're not outof this office 345 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in one minute, i'llcall the police. 346 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Is that so, honey baby? 347 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It'll take more than the police. 348 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You'll need the armyand the navy. 349 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How about that crumb? 350 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He didn't evenlet me show him. 351 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So whatam i waiting for? 352 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll just show him. 353 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Operator, get me... 354 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 kitchie-kitchie-coo. 355 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Kitchie-kitchie-cooper. 356 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's good for a laughbut there must be 357 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 something else i cando with this thing. 358 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll think about it. 359 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ...the police. 360 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Uh... never mind, operator. 361 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He's gone. 362 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So you tell ouradvertising agents... 363 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hey, joe.Palucci, all you guys. 364 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Have i got somethingto show you. 365 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, that takescare of the game. 366 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This thing is so greatyou're not going to believe it. 367 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mcnulty, make it quick, huh? 368 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, now, listen,you just pay attention. 369 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pay attention. 370 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 With this little gizmo, 371 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 i can stop trains, tanks,subways, anything. 372 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What about your mouth? 373 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Funny. Funny. 374 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Listen, last night,i was at the polo grounds. 375 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And right in the middle 376 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 of ron hunt's slideinto second base, 377 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 i stopped the game. 378 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah,i stopped the game. 379 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I left my seat,i ran down on the field, 380 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 i grabbed second base,and i moved it ten feet. 381 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Come on. 382 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Then i went back upinto the stands, 383 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sat downand started the game again. 384 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And hunt, instead of being outby ten feet, was safe, 385 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and the mets went onto win the game 386 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because snider doubled him home. 387 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And that's not the only thingi can stop with this watch. 388 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I can stop anything- watch. 389 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well? 390 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, how about that now? 391 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How about what? 392 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Are you kidding?Didn't you see what i did? 393 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, come on, mcnulty,out of the way. 394 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I want to get home,get some peace and quiet. 395 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wait a minute.Fellas, fellas,wait a minute. 396 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll put the game on again. 397 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, no... 398 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well, you done itagain, mcnulty. 399 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You emptied my place. 400 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You drive more guysout of saloons than carry nation. 401 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I get it. I get it. 402 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Of course you guys didn't see-you were frozen. 403 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm the only one who knows.I'm the only one. 404 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Huh. How about that. 405 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The greatest conversation piecein the world- the greatest- 406 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and what does it do? 407 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It stops conversation. 408 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm closing up in a few minutes, 409 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so it shouldn't be a total loss,you better order up. 410 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Beer. 411 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Beer! 412 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Don't you ever orderanything expensive? 413 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Beer. 414 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And drink it fast,will you? 415 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 'Cause the combinationof you, the hot weather, 416 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and my business recession 417 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is more than i cantake in one day. 418 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Give it time.Give it time. 419 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Give me a heart attacksometime, will you, mcnulty? 420 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Leave a tip. 421 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, palucci, come here. 422 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Look at me. 423 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you, somekind of a sadist? 424 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know whatyou're looking at? 425 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 A jerk, a nut. 426 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You want to stop thereor try for moron? 427 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why do i want this thing? Why? 428 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Because i want a little notice,that's why.I'm not ashamed to admit that. 429 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And i'll tell yousomething else. 430 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When john d. Rockefellersteps out of a car, 431 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why do people wantto shake his hand? 432 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll bite. 433 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Because he's loaded. 434 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Because he's got cash, loot,lettuce, the old mazoo. 435 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's why people want to shakejohn d. Rockefeller's hand. 436 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 J.b. Morgan walks into a restaurant...j.p. 437 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 J.p. Morgan walksinto a restaurant, 438 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the head waiter breaks his backto get a table ready. 439 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know why?I'll tell you why. 440 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I figured you would. 441 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Because he's loaded, that's why. 442 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You think about that. 443 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And then you think about this. 444 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 As of tomorrow evening,mcnulty is going to be loaded. 445 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Palucci, takea good look at the old mcnulty. 446 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The next timeyou see me, 447 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it'll be the new mcnulty. 448 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why don't you go the whole routeand move to honolulu? 449 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Tomorrow i'll be ableto buy honolulu! 450 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 May i? 451 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thank you. 452 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, no. 453 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Come on, everyone. 454 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Move! Move! 455 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Come on, everybody. 456 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Up, up, move! 457 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Do something. 458 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Come on, everybody,say something. 459 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Walk, hey! 460 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Come on, everybody, move. 461 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, fellas,look, i didn't mean it. 462 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll have it fixed. 463 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, please, come on, wake up. 464 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mr. Cooper... 465 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mr. Cooper? 466 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Excuse me. 467 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm sorry. 468 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm sorry,i didn't mean it. 469 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Please, understand. 470 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's not my fault. 471 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I didn't do any... oh, no! 472 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Please, say something. 473 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Move! 474 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Charlie, i'm sorry i bugged you. 475 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Charlie, move. 476 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Lady... 477 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 joe... 478 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 joe? 479 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Joe, say something. 480 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Do something, move. 481 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Joe, insult me. 482 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I won't come here anymore. 483 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I won't make noise. 484 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I won't drive people away. 485 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Honest, joe, move. 486 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, you, mister,please, say something. 487 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm sorry i took the money. 488 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't care about the money. 489 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 All i want is to hear peoplesay something again 490 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and to see people moving again. 491 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, doesn't anybody know howto make this thing work again? 492 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Someone, help! 493 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Help me! 494 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Please, somebody move! 495 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Talk, say something! Help! 496 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mr. Patrick thomas mcnultywho had a gift of time. 497 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He used it and he misused it 498 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and now he's just beenhanded the bill. 499 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Tonight's tale of motion andmcnulty- in the twilight zone.