9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Vous ouvrez cette porte avec la clè de votre imagination. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Au delà se trouve une autre dimension- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 une dimension de son... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 une dimension de vision... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 une dimension de l'esprit. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Vous vous déplacez à travers une contrée d'ombre et de substance, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 de choses et d'idées. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Vous venez de rentrer dans la Quatrième Dimension. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Pensez à ça pendant une minute. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Vous ne pouvez pas diriger une entreprise 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 en restant coincé dans votre routine. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Une entreprise doit bouger. Une entreprise doit progresser. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Vous devez continuer à pousser et à aller de l'avant 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 jusqu'à ce que votre entreprise se diversifie. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 C'est la clé du succès. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Pause café. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Une entreprise doit être diversifiée. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 C'était justement ce que je leur disais, Fred. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Vous ne pouvez pas diriger une entreprise 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 en restant coincé dans votre routine. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tout comme la variété est le piment de la vie, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 la diversification est la clé du succès en affaires. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Pensez à ça maintenant. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Et bien, j'ai du café au lait, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 du café avec de la crème et du sucre, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 du café avec du sucre, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 du café avec de la crème et du café noir, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 je me suis déjà diversifié. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Maintenant est-ce que vous pourriez sortir de mon chemin, McNulty? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mcnulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ici McNulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 M. Cooper voudrait vous voir. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Vous entendez ça? Est-ce que vous entendez ça? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 M. Cooper voudrait vous voir McNulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Et savez-vous pourquoi M. Cooper veut voir McNulty? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parce que ça fait 11 mois que j'ai rempli 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 la boîte à suggestions. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ESt-ce que j'ai dit suggestions? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ça n'est pas ce que je voulais dire. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 N'importe quel idiot peut faire des suggestions. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mais des plans pour l'avenir, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 il n'y a que McNulty qui peut les faire. Pensez à cela maintenant. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Il vous attend McNulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 11 mois de suggestions 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 qui sont sur le point de se concrétiser. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dites, ça ne vous dirait pas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 de dîner avec moi? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Même si j'étais affamée 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 et que vous étiez le dernier homme sur la planète 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 et que ma survie en dépendait, peut-être, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mais je n'ai pas faim, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 et vous n'êtes pas le dernier homme, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 et ma survie ne dépend pas de ça, alors 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sortez de là, McNulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Soumises à votre approbation ou au moins à votre analyse: 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Patrick Thomas McNulty, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 qui, à l'âge de 41 ans et la personne la plus ennuyeuse du monde. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Il a un record de 10 ans 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pour le plus de mots insensés 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 régurgités durant une pause café. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Et il est très probable qu'il ait, jusqu'à présent, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 vécu tout ce temps-là, comme une grande gueule barbante 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 qui fait reculer l'art de la conversation d'au moins mille ans. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je dis "il est probable" car quelque chose va bientôt lui arriver 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 quelque chose qui changera son existence... et la notre. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Gardez cela en tête, maintenant, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 parce que nous sommes dans la quatrième dimension. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Est-ce que vous savez ce que je suis en train de faire, M. McNulty? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oui, M. Cooper, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Vous êtes en train de regarder les suggestions de la boîte à suggestions. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je savais que vous alliez le faire. Je m'y attendais. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ce n'est pas tous les employés qui se rendent compte 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 qu'un de ses employés a du talent. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 McNulty en a évidemment à revendre. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jamais on a dit plus vrai. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Merci, monsieur. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oui, je viens de passer en revue 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 la boîte à suggestions 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 des 3 derniers mois. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Et voici une de vos suggestions 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 datée du 13 mars. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Faites des hot dogs plus plats pour qu'ils 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 puissent rentrer facilement dans un pain de hamburger." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Qu'en pensez-vous? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Pensez à ca, maintenant. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Faites les boîtes métalliques carrés 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pour qu'elles puissent être empilées 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 plus facilement dans les poubelles." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ça n'est pas amusant? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Mettez des petits pontons dans les sacs des soldats 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pour qu'ils puissent traverser 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 toutes les rivières d'eux-mêmes." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Celle-là vaut de l'or. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Les soldats vont dans l'eau... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 M. Mcnulty, coopercorporation fait des 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sous vêtements féminins. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ça n'a rien à voir avec des hamburgers, des hot dogs, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 des boîtes métalliques ou la défense de notre pays. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Et aucune de vos 340 suggestions- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 je répète, aucune de ces suggestions N'a rien à voir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 avec les produits de cette compagnie. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Voilà exactement la raison pour laquelle je voulais parler avec vous, m. Cooper. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 La clé d'une entreprise fructueuse et moderne est la diversification. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Pensez à ça mainternant. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 J'ai bien réfléchi et vous êtes renvoyé! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Baseball?Baseball ça n'est rien du tout. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Le football est le sport le plus rapide du monde. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Au baseball, ils changent de côté, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 et d'un côté, et de l'autre, inning après inning. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Pendant la première mi-temps au football, ils n'arrêtent pas de courir. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Angleterre, France, Espagne, Amérique Latine. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Le football est le sport le plus rapide du monde. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Pensez à ça maintenant. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hé! Joe, tu connais ces portes battantes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 qu'on trouve dans les saloons? Pourquoi on ne les mettrait pas ici 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 et comme ça, tu pourrais appeler ça le saloon de Palucci. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Qu'est-ce que tu en penses? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ouais, qu'est-ce que tu en penses? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je vais le faire demain à la première heure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Excellent! Quand je viendrai, je pourrai penser, "c'est moi qui est fait ça." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Pas mal, non? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 S'il vous plaît, le match de baseballe. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Les tours de circuits ne sont pas importants. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Allez, mon gars. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 On essaie de regarder. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 As to the averagelong-ball hitter 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 compared to aconsistent clutch hitter 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 with a good average, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 i'll take the latterevery time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, that's very nice of you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, it's a fact.It's an absolute fact. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, boy, here we go again. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 At no time hasa home-run hitter 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 led the league in batting. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ted williams wonthe batting championship 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and led the league in home runsin 1941, '42 and '47. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Exception to the rule.Think about that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The exception to the rule. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know something. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There's a ten-inchtelevision set 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in my sister's apartment,kind that dates back to 1948. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She's got five kids. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The apartment'sa six-floor walkup, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and it's boiling hot. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But i'll tell you- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's one thing thatapartment don't have 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that makes it all worthwhile. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It don't have mcnulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -Charlie, charlie, wait.-Forget it, joe. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shut it off.Blabbermouth-i can't take it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ah, you think about.Hear what i said? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The exception to the rule. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The exception to the rule. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let me ask yousomething, mcnulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How come you'rein here so early tonight? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You've been there forthree and a half hours. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It so happens i quit my job. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I went into cooper's officeand i read him off. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't tell me.Don't tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You got canned. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, in a mannerof speaking. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You might say... yeah. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We mutually agreed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 i wouldn't workthere anymore. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Joe, tell me something. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wouldn't you thinkthat after one year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of putting ideasin that suggestion box, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 after one whole year,that i'd get noticed? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let me tell you something. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Getting noticedand getting liked 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are two different things. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you know? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nothing, mcnulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not a thing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Good night, joe. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wait a minute. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All i know is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that every night ofevery week of every month, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 except election day,you come in here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 drive everybodyout of their skull 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 walking on your lower lip. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now, you think about that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Will you think about that? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you say? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I say... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "54, 40 or fight." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I also say "damn the torpedoes,full speed ahead!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And on occasion, i will say, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "it takes a heap of livingto make a house a home." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Want another beer? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you very much. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I would appreciate another. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Two more beers, bartender. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Two beers, big deal. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's your name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Potts. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's not a bad name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was born with it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Seems to me therewas a third baseman 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who used to play forthe phillies named potts. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Lou potts? Phil potts? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It couldn't be botts? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, it's potts. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Two beers. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You paying for this, mcnulty? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because this guy justgave me his last dime. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This guy is myfriend, mr. Botts. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Potts! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And i'd appreciate 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a little respect from you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I bet you would. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You getting respect from me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is about as easy asflagging down a cab 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 on 46th and broadwayat 8:00 on new year's eve... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in the rain. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Never mind-drink up, pal. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you want to talk about? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Want to talk about baseball? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's the great american sport, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and i am very happy abnerdoubleday saw fit to invent it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cheers! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To health, friend. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Down the hatch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And now to thank youfor your generosity, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 i have something for you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's a gift. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A small remembranceof our friendship. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's a stopwatch-a old family heirloom. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What do you do with it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I mean, it doesn't keep time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's just a stopwatch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That is a fact. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But it is yours. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You may have it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What'll i do with it? Stopwatch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, someday you mightown a racehorse 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or you might wantto run the mile 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or launch an astronaut. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, good-bye, old pal. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 e pluribus unum. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Toodle-oo,beertender. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Beertender... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nice clientele. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Your friend. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I wouldn't listen to my mother. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She wanted me to be a doctor. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, i had to be a wiseguy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Had to run a beerjoint like this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, you live and you learn. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Done for the night, mcnulty? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Everybody's gone, you happy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You bored ten people to death. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You emptied my place 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like it hada smallpox sign out there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do me a favor, will you? - 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 whenever you get the thirst,go to some other bar. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't feel muchlike going home. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've seen the movieon the late show. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've even seen the movieonthe late, late show. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sometimes i even wishi was married. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you ever get that feeling? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Joe? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Joe. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey, why you standing that way? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey, joe, say something. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You look like you were frozen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was telling you i was bored 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and this crazy gleepgave me this watch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sat here and i pushed it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's another thing- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you make me nervous. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 First, you bore people to deathand then you make me nervous. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I make you nervous? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know something? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're the one guythat makes me wish 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they never repealed prohibition. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Something tells methis is a very unusual watch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And another thing,mcnulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mcnulty? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm over here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That can't be. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I had too much to drink. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I need some sleep. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It can't be. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It works. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I push the button, i stopthe watch, and i stop the world. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Good morning, wage slaves. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Make way for a free man. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Good morning, doll. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, what's the suggestionthis time, mcnulty? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you don't have one,i've got one for you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why don't you jump off a bridge? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Honey doll,i have a product 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that is going to put a dentin your eyeballs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What would you sayto a stopwatch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that, when somebodypushes it, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 everything stopsin midair, hmm? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why don't you run awayand get lost, mcnulty, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or get to the point. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I already have. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Last night,i'm in joe palucci's bar, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we're sitting aroundtalking about this and that, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when this funny gleepgives me this stopwatch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Without thinking,i push this button- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this one right here- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and everything stops dead.Everything. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Think about that now. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Palucci drops a glass, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the glass hits the floor,but the glass stops. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Everything stops. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Palucci stops,trains, subways, goldfish. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Everything stops.Think about that now, hm? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Goldfish, too, huh? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's the mostamazing thing i ever heard. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now, get out of here, will you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mm-mm. I came to see cooper. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It is time to diversify. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, now, just a minute. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mr. Cooper's in conference. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're right-he's in conference with mcnulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mr. Cooper, i'm sorry, sir. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I fired you, mcnulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you doing here? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He barged right in. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I couldn't doanything about it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, He barged right inhe can barge right out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen, coop...coop?! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You can't afford to fire methis time because this time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 i've got more than suggestions,i've got the goods. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You think about this now. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You figure outhow this stopwatch works, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and you've got a million bucks. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mcnulty, let me remind you- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we make ladies foundationgarments, nothing else. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now, do you hear me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nothing else. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So i will give you 15 secondsto leave this room. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now, get out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey, fred, cup of coffeefor the lady, i'm buying. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Never mind. I'll buy my own coffee. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If you're not outof this office 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in one minute, i'llcall the police. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is that so, honey baby? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It'll take more than the police. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You'll need the armyand the navy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How about that crumb? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He didn't evenlet me show him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So whatam i waiting for? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll just show him. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Operator, get me... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 kitchie-kitchie-coo. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kitchie-kitchie-cooper. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's good for a laughbut there must be 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 something else i cando with this thing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll think about it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ...the police. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Uh... never mind, operator. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's gone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So you tell ouradvertising agents... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hey, joe.Palucci, all you guys. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Have i got somethingto show you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, that takescare of the game. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This thing is so greatyou're not going to believe it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mcnulty, make it quick, huh? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, now, listen,you just pay attention. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Pay attention. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 With this little gizmo, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 i can stop trains, tanks,subways, anything. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What about your mouth? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Funny. Funny. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Listen, last night,i was at the polo grounds. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And right in the middle 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of ron hunt's slideinto second base, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 i stopped the game. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah,i stopped the game. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I left my seat,i ran down on the field, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 i grabbed second base,and i moved it ten feet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Then i went back upinto the stands, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sat downand started the game again. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And hunt, instead of being outby ten feet, was safe, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and the mets went onto win the game 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 because snider doubled him home. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And that's not the only thingi can stop with this watch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can stop anything- watch. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, how about that now? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How about what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Are you kidding?Didn't you see what i did? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, come on, mcnulty,out of the way. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I want to get home,get some peace and quiet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wait a minute.Fellas, fellas,wait a minute. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll put the game on again. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, no... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well, you done itagain, mcnulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You emptied my place. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You drive more guysout of saloons than carry nation. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I get it. I get it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Of course you guys didn't see-you were frozen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm the only one who knows.I'm the only one. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Huh. How about that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The greatest conversation piecein the world- the greatest- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and what does it do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It stops conversation. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm closing up in a few minutes, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so it shouldn't be a total loss,you better order up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Beer. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Beer! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't you ever orderanything expensive? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Beer. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And drink it fast,will you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 'Cause the combinationof you, the hot weather, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and my business recession 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is more than i cantake in one day. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give it time.Give it time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give me a heart attacksometime, will you, mcnulty? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Leave a tip. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey, palucci, come here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look at me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you, somekind of a sadist? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know whatyou're looking at? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A jerk, a nut. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You want to stop thereor try for moron? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why do i want this thing? Why? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because i want a little notice,that's why.I'm not ashamed to admit that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And i'll tell yousomething else. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When john d. Rockefellersteps out of a car, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why do people wantto shake his hand? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll bite. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because he's loaded. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because he's got cash, loot,lettuce, the old mazoo. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's why people want to shakejohn d. Rockefeller's hand. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 J.b. Morgan walks into a restaurant...j.p. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 J.p. Morgan walksinto a restaurant, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the head waiter breaks his backto get a table ready. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know why?I'll tell you why. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I figured you would. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because he's loaded, that's why. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You think about that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And then you think about this. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 As of tomorrow evening,mcnulty is going to be loaded. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Palucci, takea good look at the old mcnulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The next timeyou see me, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it'll be the new mcnulty. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why don't you go the whole routeand move to honolulu? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tomorrow i'll be ableto buy honolulu! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 May i? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, no. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on, everyone. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Move! Move! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on, everybody. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Up, up, move! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do something. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on, everybody,say something. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Walk, hey! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on, everybody, move. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey, fellas,look, i didn't mean it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll have it fixed. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, please, come on, wake up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mr. Cooper... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mr. Cooper? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Excuse me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm sorry. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm sorry,i didn't mean it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please, understand. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's not my fault. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I didn't do any... oh, no! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please, say something. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Move! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Charlie, i'm sorry i bugged you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Charlie, move. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Lady... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 joe... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 joe? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Joe, say something. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do something, move. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Joe, insult me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I won't come here anymore. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I won't make noise. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I won't drive people away. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Honest, joe, move. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, you, mister,please, say something. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm sorry i took the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't care about the money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All i want is to hear peoplesay something again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and to see people moving again. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, doesn't anybody know howto make this thing work again? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Someone, help! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Help me! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please, somebody move! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Talk, say something! Help! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mr. Patrick thomas mcnultywho had a gift of time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He used it and he misused it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and now he's just beenhanded the bill. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tonight's tale of motion andmcnulty- in the twilight zone.