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You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.

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Beyond it is another dimension-

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a dimension of sound...

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a dimension of sight...

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a dimension of mind.

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You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,

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of things and ideas.

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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.

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You think about that now.

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You cannot run a business

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by standing still in a rut.

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A business has got move
A business has got progress.

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You got to keep pushing
and punching and prodding

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until it gets diversified.

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That's the word,
that's the key.

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Coffee time.

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A business must be diversified.

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I was just telling them, fred.

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You cannot run a business
by standing still in a rut.

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Just as variety
is the spice of life,

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diversification is the key
to success in business.

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Now, you think about that now.

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Well, i got
coffee with cream,

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cream and sugar,
sugar by itself,

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cream by itself
and plain black,

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so i'm already diversified.

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Now would you please
get out of the way, mcnulty?

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Mcnulty.

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Mcnulty here.

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Mr. Cooper would like
to see you.

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Hear that?
Did you hear that?

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Mr. Cooper would like
to see mcnulty.

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And do you know why mr. Cooper
would like to see mcnulty?

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Because i have
been feeding suggestions

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into that suggestion box
for 11 months now.

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Did i say suggestions?

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Wrong word.

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Suggestions,
any clod can make.

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But dynamic blueprints
for the future,

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only mcnulty can make them.
you think about that now

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He's waiting, mcnulty.

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11 months of suggestions

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about to pay off.

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Say, you wouldn't
be interested

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in having dinner,
would you?

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If i was starving to death

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and you were the
last man on earth

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and it meant my survival,
i might be,

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but i'm not, you're not,

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and it doesn't,
so drift, mcnulty.

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Submitted for your approval
or at least your analysis:

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One patrick thomas mcnulty,

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who at age 41
is the biggest bore on earth.

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He holds a ten-year record

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for the most meaningless words

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spewed out
during a coffee break.

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And it's very likely that,
as of this moment,

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he would have gone through life
in precisely this manner,

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a dull, argumentative bigmouth

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who sets back the art of
conversation a thousand years.

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I say he very likely would have,

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except for something
that will soon happen to him,

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something that will considerably
alter his existence... and ours.

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Now, you think about that now,

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because this is
the twilight zone.

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Mr. Mcnulty, do you know
what i've been doing?

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Yes, sir, mr. Cooper,

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you've been going through
the suggestion box.

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I knew you would.
I've been expecting it.

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It takes a special
kind of employer to realize

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that one of his men
has got it.

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Obviously mcnulty has got it.

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Truer words, mr. Mcnulty,
have probably

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never been spoken
here or elsewhere.

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Thank you, sir.

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Yes, i've just gone
through the residue

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of the suggestion box

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covering the past
three-month period.

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And here is one of your
suggestions

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dated march 13th.

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"Make hot dogs flat
so that they can

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fit easily into
a hamburger bun."

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How about that?

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You think about that now.

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"Make tin cans square

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"so they can be stacked together

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more easily in garbage cans."

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Isn't that a gas?

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"Put small pontoons
in soldiers' field packs

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"so that when
they cross rivers

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they can get across
by themselves."

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That one is worth a million bucks.

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The soldiers go into the water...

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mr. Mcnulty, cooper
corporation makes

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ladies foundation garments.

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It doesn't have anything to do
with hamburgers, hot dogs,

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tin cans or
national defense.

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And not one of
your 340 suggestions-

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i repeat, not one of them-
has anything remotely to do

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with this company's product.

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Exactly why i want
to talk to you, mr. Cooper.

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The key to a successful, modern
business is diversification.

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You think about that now.

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I have thought about it-
you're fired!

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Baseball?
Baseball is nothing.

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Soccer is the fastest
sport in the world.

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In baseball,
they change sides,

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back and forth,
inning after inning.

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The whole first period in
soccer, they run, run, run.

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England, france, spain,
south america.

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Soccer is the fastest sport
in the world.

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You think about that now.

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Hey, joe,
you know those swinging doors

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they got in western saloons-
why don't you put them in here

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and then you can call this
palucci's western saloon.

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How about that?

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Yeah, how about that?

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I'll have it done first thing
in the morning.

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Great! When i come in
i can think, "i did this."

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How about that now?

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Please,
the ball game.

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Home-run hitters
mean nothing.

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Come on, fella.

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We're trying to watch.

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As to the average
long-ball hitter

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compared to a
consistent clutch hitter

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with a good average,

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i'll take the latter
every time.

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Well, that's very nice of you.

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Well, it's a fact.
It's an absolute fact.

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Oh, boy, here we go again.

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At no time has
a home-run hitter

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led the league in batting.

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Yeah?

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Ted williams won
the batting championship

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and led the league in home runs
in 1941, '42 and '47.

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Exception to the rule.
Think about that.

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The exception to the rule.

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You know something.

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There's a ten-inch
television set

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in my sister's apartment,
kind that dates back to 1948.

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She's got five kids.

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The apartment's
a six-floor walkup,

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and it's boiling hot.

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But i'll tell you-

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there's one thing that
apartment don't have

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that makes it all worthwhile.

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It don't have mcnulty.

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-Charlie, charlie, wait.
-Forget it, joe.

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Shut it off.
Blabbermouth-i can't take it.

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Ah, you think about.
Hear what i said?

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The exception to the rule.

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The exception to the rule.

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Let me ask you
something, mcnulty.

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How come you're
in here so early tonight?

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You've been there for
three and a half hours.

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It so happens i quit my job.

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I went into cooper's office
and i read him off.

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Don't tell me.Don't tell me.

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You got canned.

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Well, in a manner
of speaking.

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You might say... yeah.

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We mutually agreed

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i wouldn't work
there anymore.

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Joe, tell me something.

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Wouldn't you think
that after one year

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of putting ideas
in that suggestion box,

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after one whole year,
that i'd get noticed?

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Let me tell you something.

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Getting noticed
and getting liked

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are two different things.

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What do you know?

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Nothing, mcnulty.

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Not a thing.

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Good night, joe.

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Wait a minute.

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All i know is

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that every night of
every week of every month,

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except election day,
you come in here

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drive everybody
out of their skull

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walking on your lower lip.

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Now, you think about that.

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Will you think about that?

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What do you say?

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I say...

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"54, 40 or fight."

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I also say "damn the torpedoes,
full speed ahead!"

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And on occasion, i will say,

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"it takes a heap of living
to make a house a home."

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Want another beer?

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Thank you very much.

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I would appreciate another.

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Two more beers, bartender.

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Two beers, big deal.

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What's your name?

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Potts.

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That's not a bad name.

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I was born with it.

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Seems to me there
was a third baseman

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who used to play for
the phillies named potts.

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Lou potts? Phil potts?

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It couldn't be botts?

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No, it's potts.

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Two beers.

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You paying for this, mcnulty?

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Because this guy just
gave me his last dime.

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This guy is my
friend, mr. Botts.

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Potts!

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And i'd appreciate

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a little respect from you.

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I bet you would.

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You getting respect from me

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is about as easy as
flagging down a cab

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on 46th and broadway
at 8:00 on new year's eve...

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in the rain.

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Never mind-
drink up, pal.

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What do you want to talk about?

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Want to talk about baseball?

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It's the great american sport,

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and i am very happy abner
doubleday saw fit to invent it.

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Cheers!

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To health, friend.

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Down the hatch.

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And now to thank you
for your generosity,

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i have something for you.

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It's a gift.

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A small remembrance
of our friendship.

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What is it?

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It's a stopwatch-
a old family heirloom.

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What do you do with it?

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I mean, it doesn't keep time.

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It's just a stopwatch.

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That is a fact.

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But it is yours.

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You may have it.

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What'll i do with it? Stopwatch.

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Well, someday you might
own a racehorse

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or you might want
to run the mile

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or launch an astronaut.

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Well, good-bye, old pal.

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Oh...

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e pluribus unum.

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Toodle-oo,beertender.

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Beertender...

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nice clientele.

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Your friend.

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I wouldn't listen to my mother.

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She wanted me to be a doctor.

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No, i had to be a wiseguy.

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Had to run a beer
joint like this.

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Well, you live and you learn.

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Done for the night, mcnulty?

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Everybody's gone, you happy?

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You bored ten people to death.

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You emptied my place

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like it had
a smallpox sign out there.

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Do me a favor, will you? -

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whenever you get the thirst,
go to some other bar.

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I don't feel much
like going home.

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I've seen the movie
on the late show.

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I've even seen the movie
onthe late, late show.

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Sometimes i even wish
i was married.

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Do you ever get that feeling?

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Joe?

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Joe.

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Hey, why you standing that way?

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Hey, joe, say something.

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You look like you were frozen.

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I was telling you i was bored

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and this crazy gleep
gave me this watch

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sat here and i pushed it.

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That's another thing-

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you make me nervous.

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First, you bore people to death
and then you make me nervous.

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I make you nervous?

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You know something?

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You're the one guy
that makes me wish

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they never repealed prohibition.

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Something tells me
this is a very unusual watch.

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And another thing,
mcnulty.

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Mcnulty?

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I'm over here.

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That can't be.

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I had too much to drink.

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I need some sleep.

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It can't be.

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It works.

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I push the button, i stop
the watch, and i stop the world.

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Good morning, wage slaves.

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Make way for a free man.

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Good morning, doll.

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Oh, what's the suggestion
this time, mcnulty?

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If you don't have one,
i've got one for you.

00:13:35.617 --> 00:13:39.953
Why don't you jump off a bridge?

00:13:39.988 --> 00:13:41.588
Honey doll,
i have a product

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that is going to put a dent
in your eyeballs.

00:13:44.743 --> 00:13:46.593
What would you say
to a stopwatch

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that, when somebody
pushes it,

00:13:47.879 --> 00:13:49.713
everything stops
in midair, hmm?

00:13:49.748 --> 00:13:52.215
Why don't you run away
and get lost, mcnulty,

00:13:52.250 --> 00:13:53.466
or get to the point.

00:13:53.501 --> 00:13:54.718
I already have.

00:13:54.753 --> 00:13:56.469
Last night,
i'm in joe palucci's bar,

00:13:56.504 --> 00:13:58.355
we're sitting around
talking about this and that,

00:13:58.390 --> 00:14:00.223
when this funny gleep
gives me this stopwatch.

00:14:00.258 --> 00:14:02.108
Without thinking,
i push this button-

00:14:02.143 --> 00:14:03.360
this one right here-

00:14:03.395 --> 00:14:05.862
and everything stops dead.
Everything.

00:14:05.897 --> 00:14:07.113
Think about that now.

00:14:07.148 --> 00:14:08.365
Palucci drops a glass,

00:14:08.400 --> 00:14:10.233
the glass hits the floor,
but the glass stops.

00:14:10.268 --> 00:14:11.518
Everything stops.

00:14:11.553 --> 00:14:13.987
Palucci stops,
trains, subways, goldfish.

00:14:14.022 --> 00:14:15.872
Everything stops.
Think about that now, hm?

00:14:15.907 --> 00:14:17.123
Goldfish, too, huh?

00:14:17.158 --> 00:14:19.626
That's the most
amazing thing i ever heard.

00:14:19.661 --> 00:14:21.494
Now, get out of here, will you?

00:14:21.529 --> 00:14:23.129
Mm-mm. I came to see cooper.

00:14:23.164 --> 00:14:24.381
It is time to diversify.

00:14:24.416 --> 00:14:26.249
Oh, now, just a minute.

00:14:26.284 --> 00:14:27.434
Mr. Cooper's in conference.

00:14:27.469 --> 00:14:29.386
You're right-
he's in conference with mcnulty.

00:14:29.421 --> 00:14:31.000
Mr. Cooper, i'm sorry, sir.

00:14:31.072 --> 00:14:32.000
I fired you, mcnulty.

00:14:32.023 --> 00:14:33.139
What are you doing here?

00:14:33.174 --> 00:14:34.391
He barged right in.

00:14:34.426 --> 00:14:35.642
I couldn't do
anything about it.

00:14:35.677 --> 00:14:38.144
Well, He barged right in
he can barge right out.

00:14:38.179 --> 00:14:39.512
Listen, coop...
coop?!

00:14:39.547 --> 00:14:42.015
You can't afford to fire me
this time because this time

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i've got more than suggestions,
i've got the goods.

00:14:43.935 --> 00:14:45.151
You think about this now.

00:14:45.186 --> 00:14:47.654
You figure out
how this stopwatch works,

00:14:47.689 --> 00:14:49.522
and you've got a million bucks.

00:14:49.557 --> 00:14:52.025
Mcnulty, let me remind you-

00:14:52.060 --> 00:14:55.161
we make ladies foundation
garments, nothing else.

00:14:55.279 --> 00:14:56.830
Now, do you hear me?

00:14:56.965 --> 00:14:58.281
Nothing else.

00:14:58.316 --> 00:15:02.035
So i will give you 15 seconds
to leave this room.

00:15:02.070 --> 00:15:03.920
Now, get out.

00:15:07.173 --> 00:15:10.177
Hey, fred, cup of coffee
for the lady, i'm buying.

00:15:10.212 --> 00:15:12.545
Never mind. 
I'll buy my own coffee.

00:15:12.580 --> 00:15:13.930
If you're not out
of this office

00:15:13.965 --> 00:15:16.433
in one minute, i'll
call the police.

00:15:16.468 --> 00:15:17.684
Is that so, honey baby?

00:15:17.719 --> 00:15:19.252
It'll take more than the police.

00:15:19.287 --> 00:15:21.438
You'll need the army
and the navy.

00:15:21.473 --> 00:15:22.689
How about that crumb?

00:15:22.724 --> 00:15:24.557
He didn't even
let me show him.

00:15:24.592 --> 00:15:25.809
So what
am i waiting for?

00:15:25.844 --> 00:15:27.060
I'll just show him.

00:15:27.095 --> 00:15:28.311
Operator, get me...

00:16:02.979 --> 00:16:05.482
kitchie-kitchie-coo.

00:16:06.099 --> 00:16:07.984
Kitchie-kitchie-cooper.

00:16:21.247 --> 00:16:23.750
It's good for a laugh
but there must be

00:16:23.785 --> 00:16:26.252
something else i can
do with this thing.

00:16:26.287 --> 00:16:27.504
I'll think about it.

00:16:41.017 --> 00:16:42.886
...the police.

00:16:43.636 --> 00:16:47.390
Uh... never mind, operator.

00:16:47.425 --> 00:16:49.275
He's gone.

00:16:54.531 --> 00:16:58.034
So you tell our
advertising agents...

00:17:05.664 --> 00:17:06.501
hey, joe.
Palucci, all you guys.

00:17:06.585 --> 00:17:08.001
Have i got something
to show you.

00:17:08.036 --> 00:17:09.669
Well, that takes
care of the game.

00:17:09.704 --> 00:17:12.172
This thing is so great
you're not going to believe it.

00:17:12.207 --> 00:17:13.423
Mcnulty, make it quick, huh?

00:17:13.458 --> 00:17:15.000
Oh, now, listen,
you just pay attention.

00:17:15.042 --> 00:17:16.160
Pay attention.

00:17:16.194 --> 00:17:17.810
With this little gizmo,

00:17:17.846 --> 00:17:20.512
i can stop trains, tanks,
subways, anything.

00:17:20.647 --> 00:17:22.182
What about your mouth?

00:17:22.217 --> 00:17:24.032
Funny. Funny.

00:17:24.068 --> 00:17:26.318
Listen, last night,
i was at the polo grounds.

00:17:26.353 --> 00:17:27.569
And right in the middle

00:17:27.605 --> 00:17:29.000
of ron hunt's slide
into second base,

00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:30.141
i stopped the game.

00:17:30.476 --> 00:17:32.000
Yeah,
i stopped the game.

00:17:32.061 --> 00:17:34.194
I left my seat,
i ran down on the field,

00:17:34.194 --> 00:17:37.000
i grabbed second base,
and i moved it ten feet.

00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:38.000
Come on.

00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:39.002
Then i went back up
into the stands,

00:17:39.017 --> 00:17:40.362
sat down
and started the game again.

00:17:40.368 --> 00:17:43.453
And hunt, instead of being out
by ten feet, was safe,

00:17:43.488 --> 00:17:45.138
and the mets went on
to win the game

00:17:45.173 --> 00:17:46.590
because snider doubled him home.

00:17:46.625 --> 00:17:48.200
And that's not the only thing
i can stop with this watch.

00:17:48.292 --> 00:17:50.500
I can stop anything- watch.

00:18:23.461 --> 00:18:24.744
Well?

00:18:24.779 --> 00:18:26.030
Well, how about that now?

00:18:26.065 --> 00:18:27.081
How about what?

00:18:27.516 --> 00:18:29.098
Are you kidding?
Didn't you see what i did?

00:18:29.100 --> 00:18:31.035
Oh, come on, mcnulty,
out of the way.

00:18:31.070 --> 00:18:33.003
I want to get home,
get some peace and quiet.

00:18:33.038 --> 00:18:36.000
Wait a minute.
Fellas, fellas,wait a minute.

00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:38.008
I'll put the game on again.

00:18:38.043 --> 00:18:39.011
Oh, no...

00:18:43.013 --> 00:18:46.000
well, you done it
again, mcnulty.

00:18:46.085 --> 00:18:47.301
You emptied my place.

00:18:47.936 --> 00:18:50.021
You drive more guys
out of saloons than carry nation.

00:18:50.756 --> 00:18:52.906
I get it. I get it.

00:18:52.941 --> 00:18:56.026
Of course you guys didn't see-
you were frozen.

00:18:56.061 --> 00:18:58.160
I'm the only one who knows.
I'm the only one.

00:18:59.446 --> 00:19:01.000
Huh. How about that.

00:19:01.049 --> 00:19:04.000
The greatest conversation piece
in the world- the greatest-

00:19:04.069 --> 00:19:05.085
and what does it do?

00:19:05.120 --> 00:19:06.037
It stops conversation.

00:19:06.072 --> 00:19:09.038
I'm closing up in a few minutes,

00:19:09.073 --> 00:19:12.075
so it shouldn't be a total loss,
you better order up.

00:19:12.110 --> 00:19:12.926
Beer.

00:19:12.961 --> 00:19:14.044
Beer!

00:19:14.079 --> 00:19:16.180
Don't you ever order
anything expensive?

00:19:17.015 --> 00:19:18.049
Beer.

00:19:18.084 --> 00:19:20.000
And drink it fast,
will you?

00:19:20.035 --> 00:19:22.500
'Cause the combination
of you, the hot weather,

00:19:22.500 --> 00:19:24.000
and my business recession

00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:26.000
is more than i can
take in one day.

00:19:28.041 --> 00:19:30.000
Give it time.
Give it time.

00:19:32.812 --> 00:19:35.000
Give me a heart attack
sometime, will you, mcnulty?

00:19:35.084 --> 00:19:36.417
Leave a tip.

00:19:48.211 --> 00:19:49.462
Hey, palucci, come here.

00:19:53.716 --> 00:19:54.967
Look at me.

00:19:55.002 --> 00:19:56.469
What are you, some
kind of a sadist?

00:19:56.504 --> 00:19:57.338
You know what
you're looking at?

00:19:57.373 --> 00:19:59.100
A jerk, a nut.

00:19:59.100 --> 00:20:01.074
You want to stop there
or try for moron?

00:20:01.074 --> 00:20:02.976
Why do i want this thing? Why?

00:20:03.011 --> 00:20:06.100
Because i want a little notice,
that's why.I'm not ashamed to admit that.

00:20:06.165 --> 00:20:08.000
And i'll tell you
something else.

00:20:08.633 --> 00:20:11.000
When john d. Rockefeller
steps out of a car,

00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:12.206
why do people want
to shake his hand?

00:20:12.221 --> 00:20:13.137
I'll bite.

00:20:13.144 --> 00:20:15.000
Because he's loaded.

00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:18.057
Because he's got cash, loot,
lettuce, the old mazoo.

00:20:18.092 --> 00:20:21.000
That's why people want to shake
john d. Rockefeller's hand.

00:20:21.000 --> 00:20:23.500
J.b. Morgan walks into a restaurant...
j.p.

00:20:23.531 --> 00:20:25.048
J.p. Morgan walks
into a restaurant,

00:20:25.083 --> 00:20:27.916
the head waiter breaks his back
to get a table ready.

00:20:27.922 --> 00:20:29.153
You know why?
I'll tell you why.

00:20:29.188 --> 00:20:30.904
I figured you would.

00:20:30.939 --> 00:20:33.000
Because he's loaded, that's why.

00:20:33.158 --> 00:20:34.608
You think about that.

00:20:34.643 --> 00:20:36.060
And then you think about this.

00:20:36.295 --> 00:20:40.881
As of tomorrow evening,
mcnulty is going to be loaded.

00:20:40.881 --> 00:20:44.133
Palucci, take
a good look at the old mcnulty.

00:20:44.419 --> 00:20:46.000
The next time
you see me,

00:20:46.004 --> 00:20:47.520
it'll be the new mcnulty.

00:20:47.555 --> 00:20:50.623
Why don't you go the whole route
and move to honolulu?

00:20:50.623 --> 00:20:53.000
Tomorrow i'll be able
to buy honolulu!

00:22:05.800 --> 00:22:06.900
May i?

00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:08.118
Thank you.

00:22:22.514 --> 00:22:23.517
Oh, no.

00:22:24.052 --> 00:22:26.085
Come on, everyone.

00:22:26.520 --> 00:22:28.000
Move! Move!

00:22:28.520 --> 00:22:30.000
Come on, everybody.

00:22:30.159 --> 00:22:31.575
Up, up, move!

00:22:31.610 --> 00:22:32.626
Do something.

00:22:33.661 --> 00:22:35.000
Come on, everybody,
say something.

00:22:35.000 --> 00:22:37.000
Walk, hey!

00:22:37.181 --> 00:22:38.583
Come on, everybody, move.

00:22:57.266 --> 00:22:59.003
Hey, fellas,
look, i didn't mean it.

00:22:59.338 --> 00:23:01.200
I'll have it fixed.

00:23:01.389 --> 00:23:02.274
Oh, please, come on, wake up.

00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:05.000
Mr. Cooper...

00:23:05.459 --> 00:23:06.410
mr. Cooper?

00:23:09.062 --> 00:23:10.181
Excuse me.

00:23:12.016 --> 00:23:13.782
I'm sorry.

00:23:13.817 --> 00:23:15.536
I'm sorry,
i didn't mean it.

00:23:16.787 --> 00:23:18.738
Please, understand.

00:23:18.873 --> 00:23:20.000
It's not my fault.

00:23:20.059 --> 00:23:22.426
I didn't do any... oh, no!

00:23:23.000 --> 00:23:25.000
Please, say something.

00:23:25.264 --> 00:23:26.180
Move!

00:23:26.315 --> 00:23:29.000
Charlie, i'm sorry i bugged you.

00:23:29.017 --> 00:23:30.134
Charlie, move.

00:23:30.269 --> 00:23:31.100
Lady...

00:23:31.520 --> 00:23:32.302
joe...

00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:34.053
joe?

00:23:34.088 --> 00:23:35.305
Joe, say something.

00:23:35.340 --> 00:23:37.000
Do something, move.

00:23:37.591 --> 00:23:39.007
Joe, insult me.

00:23:39.042 --> 00:23:40.000
I won't come here anymore.

00:23:40.027 --> 00:23:41.244
I won't make noise.

00:23:41.279 --> 00:23:42.312
I won't drive people away.

00:23:42.316 --> 00:23:44.100
Honest, joe, move.

00:23:44.132 --> 00:23:46.566
Oh, you, mister,
please, say something.

00:23:46.601 --> 00:23:48.000
I'm sorry i took the money.

00:23:48.052 --> 00:23:49.068
I don't care about the money.

00:23:49.103 --> 00:23:51.205
All i want is to hear people
say something again

00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:53.707
and to see people moving again.

00:23:53.742 --> 00:23:56.210
Oh, doesn't anybody know how
to make this thing work again?

00:23:56.245 --> 00:23:58.078
Someone, help!

00:23:58.113 --> 00:23:59.330
Help me!

00:23:59.365 --> 00:24:01.215
Please, somebody move!

00:24:01.250 --> 00:24:05.069
Talk, say something! Help!

00:24:05.104 --> 00:24:10.000
Mr. Patrick thomas mcnulty
who had a gift of time.

00:24:10.104 --> 00:24:12.091
He used it and he misused it

00:24:12.126 --> 00:24:14.594
and now he's just been
handed the bill.

00:24:14.629 --> 00:24:18.599
Tonight's tale of motion and
mcnulty- in the twilight zone.