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You unlock this door[br]with the key of imagination.

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Beyond it is another dimension-

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a dimension of sound...

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a dimension of sight...

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a dimension of mind.

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You're moving into a land[br]of both shadow and substance,

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of things and ideas.

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You've just crossed over[br]into the twilight zone.

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You think about that now.

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You cannot run a business

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by standing still in a rut.

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A business has got move[br]A business has got progress.

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You got to keep pushing[br]and punching and prodding

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until it gets diversified.

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That's the word,[br]that's the key.

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Coffee time.

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A business must be diversified.

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I was just telling them, fred.

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You cannot run a business[br]by standing still in a rut.

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Just as variety[br]is the spice of life,

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diversification is the key[br]to success in business.

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Now, you think about that now.

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Well, i got[br]coffee with cream,

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cream and sugar,[br]sugar by itself,

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cream by itself[br]and plain black,

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so i'm already diversified.

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Now would you please[br]get out of the way, mcnulty?

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Mcnulty.

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Mcnulty here.

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Mr. Cooper would like[br]to see you.

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Hear that?[br]Did you hear that?

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Mr. Cooper would like[br]to see mcnulty.

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And do you know why mr. Cooper[br]would like to see mcnulty?

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Because i have[br]been feeding suggestions

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into that suggestion box[br]for 11 months now.

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Did i say suggestions?

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Wrong word.

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Suggestions,[br]any clod can make.

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But dynamic blueprints[br]for the future,

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only mcnulty can make them.[br]you think about that now

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He's waiting, mcnulty.

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11 months of suggestions

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about to pay off.

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Say, you wouldn't[br]be interested

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in having dinner,[br]would you?

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If i was starving to death

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and you were the[br]last man on earth

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and it meant my survival,[br]i might be,

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but i'm not, you're not,

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and it doesn't,[br]so drift, mcnulty.

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Submitted for your approval[br]or at least your analysis:

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One patrick thomas mcnulty,

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who at age 41[br]is the biggest bore on earth.

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He holds a ten-year record

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for the most meaningless words

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spewed out[br]during a coffee break.

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And it's very likely that,[br]as of this moment,

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he would have gone through life[br]in precisely this manner,

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a dull, argumentative bigmouth

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who sets back the art of[br]conversation a thousand years.

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I say he very likely would have,

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except for something[br]that will soon happen to him,

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something that will considerably[br]alter his existence... and ours.

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Now, you think about that now,

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because this is[br]the twilight zone.

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Mr. Mcnulty, do you know[br]what i've been doing?

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Yes, sir, mr. Cooper,

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you've been going through[br]the suggestion box.

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I knew you would.[br]I've been expecting it.

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It takes a special[br]kind of employer to realize

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that one of his men[br]has got it.

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Obviously mcnulty has got it.

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Truer words, mr. Mcnulty,[br]have probably

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never been spoken[br]here or elsewhere.

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Thank you, sir.

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Yes, i've just gone[br]through the residue

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of the suggestion box

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covering the past[br]three-month period.

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And here is one of your[br]suggestions

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dated march 13th.

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"Make hot dogs flat[br]so that they can

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fit easily into[br]a hamburger bun."

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How about that?

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You think about that now.

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"Make tin cans square

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"so they can be stacked together

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more easily in garbage cans."

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Isn't that a gas?

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"Put small pontoons[br]in soldiers' field packs

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"so that when[br]they cross rivers

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they can get across[br]by themselves."

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That one is worth a million bucks.

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The soldiers go into the water...

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mr. Mcnulty, cooper[br]corporation makes

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ladies foundation garments.

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It doesn't have anything to do[br]with hamburgers, hot dogs,

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tin cans or[br]national defense.

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And not one of[br]your 340 suggestions-

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i repeat, not one of them-[br]has anything remotely to do

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with this company's product.

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Exactly why i want[br]to talk to you, mr. Cooper.

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The key to a successful, modern[br]business is diversification.

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You think about that now.

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I have thought about it-[br]you're fired!

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Baseball?[br]Baseball is nothing.

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Soccer is the fastest[br]sport in the world.

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In baseball,[br]they change sides,

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back and forth,[br]inning after inning.

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The whole first period in[br]soccer, they run, run, run.

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England, france, spain,[br]south america.

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Soccer is the fastest sport[br]in the world.

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You think about that now.

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Hey, joe,[br]you know those swinging doors

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they got in western saloons-[br]why don't you put them in here

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and then you can call this[br]palucci's western saloon.

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How about that?

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Yeah, how about that?

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I'll have it done first thing[br]in the morning.

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Great! When i come in[br]i can think, "i did this."

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How about that now?

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Please,[br]the ball game.

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Home-run hitters[br]mean nothing.

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Come on, fella.

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We're trying to watch.

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As to the average[br]long-ball hitter

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compared to a[br]consistent clutch hitter

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with a good average,

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i'll take the latter[br]every time.

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Well, that's very nice of you.

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Well, it's a fact.[br]It's an absolute fact.

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Oh, boy, here we go again.

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At no time has[br]a home-run hitter

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led the league in batting.

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Yeah?

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Ted williams won[br]the batting championship

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and led the league in home runs[br]in 1941, '42 and '47.

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Exception to the rule.[br]Think about that.

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The exception to the rule.

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You know something.

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There's a ten-inch[br]television set

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in my sister's apartment,[br]kind that dates back to 1948.

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She's got five kids.

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The apartment's[br]a six-floor walkup,

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and it's boiling hot.

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But i'll tell you-

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there's one thing that[br]apartment don't have

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that makes it all worthwhile.

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It don't have mcnulty.

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-Charlie, charlie, wait.[br]-Forget it, joe.

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Shut it off.[br]Blabbermouth-i can't take it.

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Ah, you think about.[br]Hear what i said?

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The exception to the rule.

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The exception to the rule.

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Let me ask you[br]something, mcnulty.

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How come you're[br]in here so early tonight?

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You've been there for[br]three and a half hours.

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It so happens i quit my job.

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I went into cooper's office[br]and i read him off.

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Don't tell me.Don't tell me.

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You got canned.

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Well, in a manner[br]of speaking.

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You might say... yeah.

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We mutually agreed

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i wouldn't work[br]there anymore.

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Joe, tell me something.

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Wouldn't you think[br]that after one year

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of putting ideas[br]in that suggestion box,

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after one whole year,[br]that i'd get noticed?

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Let me tell you something.

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Getting noticed[br]and getting liked

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are two different things.

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What do you know?

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Nothing, mcnulty.

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Not a thing.

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Good night, joe.

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Wait a minute.

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All i know is

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that every night of[br]every week of every month,

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except election day,[br]you come in here

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drive everybody[br]out of their skull

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walking on your lower lip.

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Now, you think about that.

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Will you think about that?

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What do you say?

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I say...

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"54, 40 or fight."

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I also say "damn the torpedoes,[br]full speed ahead!"

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And on occasion, i will say,

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"it takes a heap of living[br]to make a house a home."

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Want another beer?

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Thank you very much.

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I would appreciate another.

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Two more beers, bartender.

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Two beers, big deal.

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What's your name?

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Potts.

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That's not a bad name.

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I was born with it.

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Seems to me there[br]was a third baseman

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who used to play for[br]the phillies named potts.

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Lou potts? Phil potts?

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It couldn't be botts?

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No, it's potts.

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Two beers.

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You paying for this, mcnulty?

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Because this guy just[br]gave me his last dime.

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This guy is my[br]friend, mr. Botts.

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Potts!

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And i'd appreciate

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a little respect from you.

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I bet you would.

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You getting respect from me

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is about as easy as[br]flagging down a cab

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on 46th and broadway[br]at 8:00 on new year's eve...

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in the rain.

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Never mind-[br]drink up, pal.

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What do you want to talk about?

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Want to talk about baseball?

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It's the great american sport,

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and i am very happy abner[br]doubleday saw fit to invent it.

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Cheers!

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To health, friend.

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Down the hatch.

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And now to thank you[br]for your generosity,

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i have something for you.

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It's a gift.

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A small remembrance[br]of our friendship.

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What is it?

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It's a stopwatch-[br]a old family heirloom.

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What do you do with it?

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I mean, it doesn't keep time.

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It's just a stopwatch.

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That is a fact.

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But it is yours.

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You may have it.

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What'll i do with it? Stopwatch.

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Well, someday you might[br]own a racehorse

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or you might want[br]to run the mile

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or launch an astronaut.

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Well, good-bye, old pal.

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Oh...

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e pluribus unum.

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Toodle-oo,beertender.

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Beertender...

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nice clientele.

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Your friend.

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I wouldn't listen to my mother.

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She wanted me to be a doctor.

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No, i had to be a wiseguy.

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Had to run a beer[br]joint like this.

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Well, you live and you learn.

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Done for the night, mcnulty?

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Everybody's gone, you happy?

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You bored ten people to death.

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You emptied my place

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like it had[br]a smallpox sign out there.

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Do me a favor, will you? -

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whenever you get the thirst,[br]go to some other bar.

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I don't feel much[br]like going home.

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I've seen the movie[br]on the late show.

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I've even seen the movie[br]onthe late, late show.

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Sometimes i even wish[br]i was married.

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Do you ever get that feeling?

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Joe?

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Joe.

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Hey, why you standing that way?

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Hey, joe, say something.

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You look like you were frozen.

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I was telling you i was bored

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and this crazy gleep[br]gave me this watch

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sat here and i pushed it.

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That's another thing-

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you make me nervous.

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First, you bore people to death[br]and then you make me nervous.

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I make you nervous?

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You know something?

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You're the one guy[br]that makes me wish

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they never repealed prohibition.

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Something tells me[br]this is a very unusual watch.

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And another thing,[br]mcnulty.

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Mcnulty?

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I'm over here.

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That can't be.

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I had too much to drink.

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I need some sleep.

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It can't be.

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It works.

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I push the button, i stop[br]the watch, and i stop the world.

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Good morning, wage slaves.

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Make way for a free man.

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Good morning, doll.

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Oh, what's the suggestion[br]this time, mcnulty?

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If you don't have one,[br]i've got one for you.

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Why don't you jump off a bridge?

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Honey doll,[br]i have a product

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that is going to put a dent[br]in your eyeballs.

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What would you say[br]to a stopwatch

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that, when somebody[br]pushes it,

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everything stops[br]in midair, hmm?

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Why don't you run away[br]and get lost, mcnulty,

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or get to the point.

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I already have.

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Last night,[br]i'm in joe palucci's bar,

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we're sitting around[br]talking about this and that,

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when this funny gleep[br]gives me this stopwatch.

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Without thinking,[br]i push this button-

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this one right here-

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and everything stops dead.[br]Everything.

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Think about that now.

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Palucci drops a glass,

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the glass hits the floor,[br]but the glass stops.

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Everything stops.

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Palucci stops,[br]trains, subways, goldfish.

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Everything stops.[br]Think about that now, hm?

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Goldfish, too, huh?

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That's the most[br]amazing thing i ever heard.

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Now, get out of here, will you?

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Mm-mm. I came to see cooper.

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It is time to diversify.

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Oh, now, just a minute.

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Mr. Cooper's in conference.

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You're right-[br]he's in conference with mcnulty.

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Mr. Cooper, i'm sorry, sir.

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I fired you, mcnulty.

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What are you doing here?

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He barged right in.

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I couldn't do[br]anything about it.

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Well, He barged right in[br]he can barge right out.

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Listen, coop...[br]coop?!

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You can't afford to fire me[br]this time because this time

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i've got more than suggestions,[br]i've got the goods.

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You think about this now.

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You figure out[br]how this stopwatch works,

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and you've got a million bucks.

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Mcnulty, let me remind you-

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we make ladies foundation[br]garments, nothing else.

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Now, do you hear me?

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Nothing else.

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So i will give you 15 seconds[br]to leave this room.

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Now, get out.

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Hey, fred, cup of coffee[br]for the lady, i'm buying.

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Never mind. [br]I'll buy my own coffee.

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If you're not out[br]of this office

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in one minute, i'll[br]call the police.

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Is that so, honey baby?

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It'll take more than the police.

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You'll need the army[br]and the navy.

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How about that crumb?

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He didn't even[br]let me show him.

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So what[br]am i waiting for?

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I'll just show him.

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Operator, get me...

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kitchie-kitchie-coo.

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Kitchie-kitchie-cooper.

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It's good for a laugh[br]but there must be

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something else i can[br]do with this thing.

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I'll think about it.

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...the police.

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Uh... never mind, operator.

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He's gone.

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So you tell our[br]advertising agents...

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hey, joe.[br]Palucci, all you guys.

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Have i got something[br]to show you.

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Well, that takes[br]care of the game.

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This thing is so great[br]you're not going to believe it.

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Mcnulty, make it quick, huh?

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Oh, now, listen,[br]you just pay attention.

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Pay attention.

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With this little gizmo,

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i can stop trains, tanks,[br]subways, anything.

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What about your mouth?

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Funny. Funny.

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Listen, last night,[br]i was at the polo grounds.

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And right in the middle

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of ron hunt's slide[br]into second base,

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i stopped the game.

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Yeah,[br]i stopped the game.

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I left my seat,[br]i ran down on the field,

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i grabbed second base,[br]and i moved it ten feet.

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Come on.

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Then i went back up[br]into the stands,

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sat down[br]and started the game again.

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And hunt, instead of being out[br]by ten feet, was safe,

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and the mets went on[br]to win the game

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because snider doubled him home.

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And that's not the only thing[br]i can stop with this watch.

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I can stop anything- watch.

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Well?

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Well, how about that now?

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How about what?

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Are you kidding?[br]Didn't you see what i did?

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Oh, come on, mcnulty,[br]out of the way.

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I want to get home,[br]get some peace and quiet.

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Wait a minute.[br]Fellas, fellas,wait a minute.

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I'll put the game on again.

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Oh, no...

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well, you done it[br]again, mcnulty.

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You emptied my place.

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You drive more guys[br]out of saloons than carry nation.

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I get it. I get it.

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Of course you guys didn't see-[br]you were frozen.

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I'm the only one who knows.[br]I'm the only one.

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Huh. How about that.

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The greatest conversation piece[br]in the world- the greatest-

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and what does it do?

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It stops conversation.

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I'm closing up in a few minutes,

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so it shouldn't be a total loss,[br]you better order up.

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Beer.

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Beer!

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Don't you ever order[br]anything expensive?

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Beer.

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And drink it fast,[br]will you?

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'Cause the combination[br]of you, the hot weather,

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and my business recession

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is more than i can[br]take in one day.

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Give it time.[br]Give it time.

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Give me a heart attack[br]sometime, will you, mcnulty?

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Leave a tip.

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Hey, palucci, come here.

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Look at me.

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What are you, some[br]kind of a sadist?

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You know what[br]you're looking at?

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A jerk, a nut.

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You want to stop there[br]or try for moron?

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Why do i want this thing? Why?

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Because i want a little notice,[br]that's why.I'm not ashamed to admit that.

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And i'll tell you[br]something else.

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When john d. Rockefeller[br]steps out of a car,

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why do people want[br]to shake his hand?

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I'll bite.

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Because he's loaded.

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Because he's got cash, loot,[br]lettuce, the old mazoo.

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That's why people want to shake[br]john d. Rockefeller's hand.

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J.b. Morgan walks into a restaurant...[br]j.p.

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J.p. Morgan walks[br]into a restaurant,

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the head waiter breaks his back[br]to get a table ready.

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You know why?[br]I'll tell you why.

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I figured you would.

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Because he's loaded, that's why.

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You think about that.

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And then you think about this.

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As of tomorrow evening,[br]mcnulty is going to be loaded.

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Palucci, take[br]a good look at the old mcnulty.

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The next time[br]you see me,

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it'll be the new mcnulty.

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Why don't you go the whole route[br]and move to honolulu?

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Tomorrow i'll be able[br]to buy honolulu!

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May i?

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Thank you.

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Oh, no.

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Come on, everyone.

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Move! Move!

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Come on, everybody.

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Up, up, move!

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Do something.

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Come on, everybody,[br]say something.

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Walk, hey!

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Come on, everybody, move.

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Hey, fellas,[br]look, i didn't mean it.

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I'll have it fixed.

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Oh, please, come on, wake up.

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Mr. Cooper...

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mr. Cooper?

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Excuse me.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry,[br]i didn't mean it.

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Please, understand.

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It's not my fault.

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I didn't do any... oh, no!

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Please, say something.

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Move!

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Charlie, i'm sorry i bugged you.

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Charlie, move.

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Lady...

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joe...

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joe?

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Joe, say something.

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Do something, move.

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Joe, insult me.

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I won't come here anymore.

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I won't make noise.

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I won't drive people away.

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Honest, joe, move.

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Oh, you, mister,[br]please, say something.

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I'm sorry i took the money.

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I don't care about the money.

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All i want is to hear people[br]say something again

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and to see people moving again.

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Oh, doesn't anybody know how[br]to make this thing work again?

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Someone, help!

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Help me!

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Please, somebody move!

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Talk, say something! Help!

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Mr. Patrick thomas mcnulty[br]who had a gift of time.

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He used it and he misused it

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and now he's just been[br]handed the bill.

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Tonight's tale of motion and[br]mcnulty- in the twilight zone.