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You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.

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Beyond it is another dimension-

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a dimension of sound...

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a dimension of sight...

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a dimension of mind.

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You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,

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of things and ideas.

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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.

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You think
about that now.

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You cannot run
a business

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by standing still
in a rut.

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A business has
got to progress.

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You got to keep pushing
and punching and prodding

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until it gets diversified.

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That's the word,
that's the key.

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Coffee time.

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A business must be diversified.

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I was just telling them, fred.

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You cannot run a business
by standing still in a rut.

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Just as variety
is the spice of life,

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diversification is the key
to success in business.

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Now, you think
about that now.

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Well, i got
coffee with cream,

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cream and sugar,
sugar by itself,

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cream by itself
and plain black,

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so i'm already
diversified.

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Now would you please
get out of the way, mcnulty?

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Mcnulty.

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Mcnulty here.

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Mr. Cooper would like
to see you.

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Hear that?
Did you hear that?

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Mr. Cooper would like
to see mcnulty.

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And do you know why mr. Cooper
would like to see mcnulty?

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Because i have
been feeding suggestions

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into that suggestion box
for 11 months now.

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Did i say
suggestions?

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Wrong word.

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Suggestions,
any clod can make.

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But dynamic blueprints
for the future,

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He's waiting, mcnulty.

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11 months of
suggestions

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about to pay off.

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Say, you wouldn't
be interested

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in having dinner,
would you?

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If i was
starving to death

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and you were the
last man on earth

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and it meant
my survival,
i might be,

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but i'm not,
you're not,

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and it doesn't,
so drift, mcnulty.

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Submitted for your approval
or at least your analysis:

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One patrick thomas mcnulty,

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who at age 41
is the biggest bore on earth.

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He holds a ten-year record

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for the most meaningless words

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spewed out
during a coffee break.

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And it's very likely that,
as of this moment,

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he would have gone through life
in precisely this manner,

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a dull, argumentative bigmouth

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who sets back the art of
conversation a thousand years.

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I say he very likely would have,

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except for something
that will soon happen to him,

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something that will considerably
alter his existence... and ours.

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Now, you think about that now,

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because this is
the twilight zone.

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Mr. Mcnulty, do you know
what i've been doing?

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Yes, sir, mr. Cooper,

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you've been going through
the suggestion box.

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I knew you would.
I've been expecting it.

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It takes a special
kind of employer to realize

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that one of his men
has got it.

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Obviously mcnulty
has got it.

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Truer words, mr. Mcnulty,
have probably

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never been spoken
here or elsewhere.

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Thank you, sir.

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Yes, i've just gone
through the residue

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of the suggestion box

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covering the past
three-month period.

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And here is
one of your
suggestions

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dated
march 13th.

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"Make hot dogs flat
so that they can

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fit easily into
a hamburger bun."

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How about that?

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You think
about that now.

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"Make tin cans
square

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"so they can be
stacked together

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more easily in
garbage cans."

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Isn't that a gas?

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"Put small pontoons
in soldiers' field packs

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"so that when
they cross rivers

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they can get across
by themselves."

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That one is worth
a million bucks.

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The soldiers go
into the water...

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mr. Mcnulty, cooper
corporation makes

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ladies foundation
garments.

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It doesn't have anything to do
with hamburgers, hot dogs,

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tin cans or
national defense.

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And not one of
your 340 suggestions-

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i repeat, not one of them-
has anything remotely to do

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with this company's product.

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Exactly why i want
to talk to you, mr. Cooper.

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The key to a successful, modern
business is diversification.

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You think about that now.

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I have thought about it-
you're fired!

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Baseball?
Baseball is nothing.

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Soccer is the fastest
sport in the world.

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In baseball,
they change sides,

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back and forth,
inning after inning.

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The whole first period in
soccer, they run, run, run.

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England, france, spain,
south america.

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Soccer is the fastest sport
in the world.

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You think about that now.

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Hey, joe,
you know those swinging doors

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they got in western saloons-

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why don't you
put them in here

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and then you can call this
palucci's western saloon.

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How about that?

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Yeah, how
about that?

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I'll have it done
in the morning.

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Great! When i come in
i can think, "i did this."

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How about that now?

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Please,
the ball game.

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Home-run hitters
mean nothing.

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Come on, fella.

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We're trying
to watch.

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As to the average
long-ball hitter

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compared to a
consistent clutch hitter

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with a good average,

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i'll take the latter
every time.

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Well, that's
very nice of you.

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Well, it's a fact.
It's an absolute fact.

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Oh, boy, here
we go again.

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At no time has
a home-run hitter

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led the league
in batting.

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Yeah?

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Ted williams won
the batting championship

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and led the league in home runs
in 1941, '42 and '47.

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Exception
to the rule.

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Think about that.

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The exception
to the rule.

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You know something.

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There's a ten-inch
television set

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in my sister's apartment,
kind that dates back to 1948.

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She's got five kids.

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The apartment's
a six-floor walkup,

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and it's boiling hot.

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But i'll tell you-

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there's one thing that
apartment don't have

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that makes it
all worthwhile.

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It don't have mcnulty.

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Charlie,
charlie, wait.
Forget it, joe.

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Shut it off.
Blabbermouth-
i can't take it.

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Ah, you think about.
Hear what i said?

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The exception to the rule.

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The exception
to the rule.

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Let me ask you
something, mcnulty.

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How come you're
in here so early?

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You've been there for
three and a half hours.

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It so happens
i quit my job.

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I went into cooper's office
and i read him off.

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Don't tell me.

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You got canned.

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Well, in a manner
of speaking.

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You might say... yeah.

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We mutually agreed

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i wouldn't work
there anymore.

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Joe, tell me something.

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Wouldn't you think
that after one year

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of putting ideas
in that suggestion box,

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after one whole year,
that i'd get noticed?

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Let me tell
you something.

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Getting noticed
and getting liked

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are two different things.

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What do you know?

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Nothing, mcnulty.

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Not a thing.

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Good night, joe.

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Wait a minute.

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All i know is

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that every night of
every week of every month,

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except election day,
you come in here

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drive everybody
out of their skull

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walking on
your lower lip.

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Now, you think
about that.

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Will you think
about that?

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What do you say?

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I say...

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"54, 40 or fight."

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I also say "damn the torpedoes,
full speed ahead!"

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And on occasion, i will say,

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"it takes a heap of living
to make a house a home."

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Want another beer?

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Thank you very much.

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I would appreciate
another.

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Two more beers,
bartender.

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Two beers, big deal.

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What's your name?

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Potts.

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That's not
a bad name.

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I was born with it.

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Seems to me there
was a third baseman

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who used to play for
the phillies named potts.

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Lou potts? Phil potts?

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It couldn't be botts?

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No, it's potts.

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Two beers.

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You paying
for this, mcnulty?

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Because this guy just
gave me his last dime.

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This guy is my
friend, mr. Botts.

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Potts!

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And i'd appreciate

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a little respect
from you.

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I bet you would.

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You getting
respect from me

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is about as easy as
flagging down a cab

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on 46th and broadway
at 8:00 on new year's eve...

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in the rain.

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Never mind-
drink up, pal.

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What do you want
to talk about?

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Want to talk
about baseball?

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It's the great american sport,

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and i am very happy abner
doubleday saw fit to invent it.

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Cheers!

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To health, friend.

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Down the hatch.

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And now to thank you
for your generosity,

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i have something
for you.

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It's a gift.

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A small remembrance
of our friendship.

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What is it?

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It's a stopwatch-
a old family heirloom.

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What do you
do with it?

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I mean, it doesn't
keep time.

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It's just a stopwatch.

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That is a fact.

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But it is yours.

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You may have it.

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What'll i do
with it? Stopwatch.

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Well, someday you might
own a racehorse

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or you might want
to run the mile

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or launch an astronaut.

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Well, good-bye, old pal.

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Oh...

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e pluribus unum.

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Toodle-oo,
beertender.

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Beertender...

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nice clientele.

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Your friend.

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I wouldn't listen
to my mother.

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She wanted me
to be a doctor.

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No, i had to
be a wiseguy.

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Had to run a beer
joint like this.

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Well, you live
and you learn.

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Done for the
night, mcnulty?

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Everybody's gone,
you happy?

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You bored ten
people to death.

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You emptied my place

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like it had
a smallpox sign out there.

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Do me a favor-

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whenever you get the thirst,
go to some other bar.

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I don't feel much
like going home.

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I've seen the movie
onthe late show.

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I've even seen the movie
onthe late, late show.

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Sometimes i even wish
i was married.

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Do you ever get that feeling?

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Joe?

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Joe.

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Hey, why you
standing that way?

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Hey, joe,
say something.

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You look like
you were frozen.

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I was telling you
i was bored

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and this crazy gleep
gave me this watch

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and i pushed it.

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Another
thing-

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you make me
nervous.

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First, you bore people to death
and then you make me nervous.

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I make you nervous?

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You know something?

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You're the one guy
that makes me wish

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they never
repealed
prohibition.

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Something tells me
this is a very unusual watch.

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And another thing,
mcnulty.

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Mcnulty?

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I'm over here.

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That can't be.

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I had too much to drink.

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I need some sleep.

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It can't be.

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It works.

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I push the button, i stop
the watch, and i stop the world.

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Good morning, wage slaves.

00:13:26.974 --> 00:13:28.824
Make way for a free man.

00:13:28.859 --> 00:13:30.693
Good morning, doll.

00:13:30.728 --> 00:13:33.829
Oh, what's the
suggestion this
time, mcnulty?

00:13:33.864 --> 00:13:36.582
If you don't have one,
i've got one for you.

00:13:36.617 --> 00:13:40.953
Why don't you jump off a bridge?

00:13:40.988 --> 00:13:42.588
Honey doll,
i have a product

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that is going to put a dent
in your eyeballs.

00:13:45.743 --> 00:13:47.593
What would you say
to a stopwatch

00:13:47.628 --> 00:13:48.844
that, when somebody
pushes it,

00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:50.713
everything stops
in midair, hmm?

00:13:50.748 --> 00:13:53.215
Why don't you run away
and get lost, mcnulty,

00:13:53.250 --> 00:13:54.466
or get to the point.

00:13:54.501 --> 00:13:55.718
I already have.

00:13:55.753 --> 00:13:57.469
Last night,
i'm in joe palucci's bar,

00:13:57.504 --> 00:13:59.355
we're sitting around
talking about this and that,

00:13:59.390 --> 00:14:01.223
when this funny gleep
gives me this stopwatch.

00:14:01.258 --> 00:14:03.108
Without thinking,
i push this button-

00:14:03.143 --> 00:14:04.360
this one right here-

00:14:04.395 --> 00:14:06.862
and everything stops dead.
Everything.

00:14:06.897 --> 00:14:08.113
Think about
that now.

00:14:08.148 --> 00:14:09.365
Palucci drops a glass,

00:14:09.400 --> 00:14:11.233
the glass hits the floor,
but the glass stops.

00:14:11.268 --> 00:14:13.118
Everything stops.

00:14:13.153 --> 00:14:14.987
Palucci stops,
trains, subways, goldfish.

00:14:15.022 --> 00:14:16.872
Everything stops.
Think about that now, hm?

00:14:16.907 --> 00:14:18.123
Goldfish, too, huh?

00:14:18.158 --> 00:14:20.626
That's the most
amazing thing i ever heard.

00:14:20.661 --> 00:14:22.494
Now, get out of here, will you?

00:14:22.529 --> 00:14:24.129
Mm-mm. I came to see cooper.

00:14:24.164 --> 00:14:25.381
It is time to diversify.

00:14:25.416 --> 00:14:27.249
Oh, now, just a minute.

00:14:27.284 --> 00:14:29.134
Mr. Cooper's in conference.

00:14:29.169 --> 00:14:30.386
You're right-
he's in conference with mcnulty.

00:14:30.421 --> 00:14:31.637
Mr. Cooper,
i'm sorry, sir.

00:14:31.672 --> 00:14:32.888
I fired you, mcnulty.

00:14:32.923 --> 00:14:34.139
What are you
doing here?

00:14:34.174 --> 00:14:35.391
He barged right in.

00:14:35.426 --> 00:14:36.642
I couldn't do
anything about it.

00:14:36.677 --> 00:14:39.144
Well, he can
barge right out.

00:14:39.179 --> 00:14:40.512
Listen, coop...
coop?!

00:14:40.547 --> 00:14:43.015
You can't afford to fire me
this time because this time

00:14:43.050 --> 00:14:44.900
i've got more than suggestions,
i've got the goods.

00:14:44.935 --> 00:14:46.151
You think
about this now.

00:14:46.186 --> 00:14:48.654
You figure out
how this stopwatch works,

00:14:48.689 --> 00:14:50.522
and you've got a million bucks.

00:14:50.557 --> 00:14:53.025
Mcnulty, let me remind you-

00:14:53.060 --> 00:14:56.161
we make ladies foundation
garments, nothing else.

00:14:56.779 --> 00:14:58.030
Now, do you hear me?

00:14:58.065 --> 00:14:59.281
Nothing else.

00:14:59.316 --> 00:15:03.035
So i will give you 15 seconds
to leave this room.

00:15:03.070 --> 00:15:04.920
Now, get out.

00:15:08.173 --> 00:15:11.677
Hey, fred, cup of coffee
for the lady, i'm buying.

00:15:11.712 --> 00:15:13.545
I'll buy my
own coffee.

00:15:13.580 --> 00:15:14.930
If you're not out
of this office

00:15:14.965 --> 00:15:17.433
in one minute, i'll
call the police.

00:15:17.468 --> 00:15:18.684
Is that so, honey baby?

00:15:18.719 --> 00:15:20.552
It'll take more
than the police.

00:15:20.587 --> 00:15:22.438
You'll need the army
and the navy.

00:15:22.473 --> 00:15:23.689
How about that crumb?

00:15:23.724 --> 00:15:25.557
He didn't even
let me show him.

00:15:25.592 --> 00:15:26.809
So what
am i waiting for?

00:15:26.844 --> 00:15:28.060
I'll just show him.

00:15:28.095 --> 00:15:29.311
Operator, get me...

00:16:03.979 --> 00:16:06.482
kitchie-kitchie-coo.

00:16:07.099 --> 00:16:08.984
Kitchie-kitchie-cooper.

00:16:22.247 --> 00:16:24.750
It's good for a laugh
but there must be

00:16:24.785 --> 00:16:27.252
something else i can
do with this thing.

00:16:27.287 --> 00:16:28.504
I'll think about it.

00:16:42.017 --> 00:16:43.886
...the police.

00:16:44.636 --> 00:16:48.390
Uh... never mind, operator.

00:16:48.425 --> 00:16:50.275
He's gone.

00:16:55.531 --> 00:16:59.034
So you tell our
advertising agents...

00:17:12.664 --> 00:17:14.550
hey, joe.
Palucci, all you guys.

00:17:14.585 --> 00:17:15.800
Have i got something
to show you.

00:17:15.836 --> 00:17:17.669
Well, that takes
care of the game.

00:17:17.704 --> 00:17:20.172
This thing is so great
you're not going to believe it.

00:17:20.207 --> 00:17:21.423
Mcnulty, make it quick, huh?

00:17:21.458 --> 00:17:23.308
Oh, now, listen,
you just pay attention.

00:17:23.343 --> 00:17:24.560
Pay attention.

00:17:24.595 --> 00:17:25.810
With this little gizmo,

00:17:25.846 --> 00:17:28.313
i can stop trains, tanks,
subways, anything.

00:17:28.348 --> 00:17:30.182
What about your mouth?

00:17:30.217 --> 00:17:31.433
Funny. Funny.

00:17:31.468 --> 00:17:33.318
Listen, last night,
i was at the polo grounds.

00:17:33.353 --> 00:17:34.570
And right in the middle

00:17:34.605 --> 00:17:36.438
of ron hunt's slide
into second base,

00:17:36.473 --> 00:17:38.941
i stopped the game.

00:17:38.976 --> 00:17:40.826
Yeah,
i stopped the game.

00:17:40.861 --> 00:17:42.694
I left my seat,
i ran down on the field,

00:17:42.729 --> 00:17:44.580
i grabbed second base,
and i moved it ten feet.

00:17:44.615 --> 00:17:45.831
Come on.

00:17:45.866 --> 00:17:47.082
Then i went back up
into the stands,

00:17:47.117 --> 00:17:48.333
sat down
and started the game again.

00:17:48.368 --> 00:17:51.453
And hunt, instead of being out
by ten feet, was safe,

00:17:51.488 --> 00:17:53.338
and the mets went on
to win the game

00:17:53.373 --> 00:17:54.590
because snider doubled him home.

00:17:54.625 --> 00:17:56.458
And that's not the only thing
i can stop with this watch.

00:17:57.092 --> 00:17:58.961
I can stop anything- watch.

00:18:30.242 --> 00:18:32.744
Well?

00:18:32.779 --> 00:18:34.630
Well, how about that now?

00:18:34.665 --> 00:18:35.881
How about what?

00:18:35.916 --> 00:18:36.498
Are you kidding?

00:18:36.533 --> 00:18:37.749
Didn't you see what i did?

00:18:37.784 --> 00:18:39.635
Oh, come on, mcnulty,
out of the way.

00:18:39.670 --> 00:18:41.503
I want to get home,
get some peace and quiet.

00:18:41.538 --> 00:18:42.137
Wait a minute.

00:18:42.172 --> 00:18:44.640
Fellas, fellas,
wait a minute.

00:18:44.675 --> 00:18:46.508
I'll put the
game on again.

00:18:46.543 --> 00:18:49.011
Oh, no...

00:18:51.513 --> 00:18:54.650
well, you done it
again, mcnulty.

00:18:54.685 --> 00:18:55.901
You emptied my place.

00:18:55.936 --> 00:18:57.769
You drive more guys
out of saloons

00:18:57.804 --> 00:18:59.021
than carry nation.

00:18:59.056 --> 00:19:00.906
I get it.
I get it.

00:19:00.941 --> 00:19:04.026
Of course you guys didn't see-
you were frozen.

00:19:04.061 --> 00:19:05.160
I'm the only one who knows.

00:19:05.195 --> 00:19:06.411
I'm the only one.

00:19:06.446 --> 00:19:08.914
Huh. How about that.

00:19:08.949 --> 00:19:12.534
The greatest conversation piece
in the world- the greatest-

00:19:12.569 --> 00:19:13.785
and what does it do?

00:19:13.820 --> 00:19:15.037
It stops conversation.

00:19:15.072 --> 00:19:16.538
I'm closing up in a few minutes,

00:19:16.573 --> 00:19:19.675
so it shouldn't be a total loss,
you better order up.

00:19:19.710 --> 00:19:20.926
Beer.

00:19:20.961 --> 00:19:22.044
Beer!

00:19:22.079 --> 00:19:25.180
Don't you ever order
anything expensive?

00:19:25.215 --> 00:19:27.049
Beer.

00:19:27.084 --> 00:19:28.300
And drink it fast,
will you?

00:19:28.335 --> 00:19:31.436
'Cause the combination
of you, the hot weather,

00:19:31.471 --> 00:19:32.688
and my business
recession

00:19:33.305 --> 00:19:35.190
is more than i can
take in one day.

00:19:36.441 --> 00:19:38.944
Give it time.
Give it time.

00:19:40.812 --> 00:19:43.949
Give me a heart attack
sometime, will you, mcnulty?

00:19:43.984 --> 00:19:45.817
Leave a tip.

00:19:56.211 --> 00:19:57.462
Hey, palucci, come here.

00:20:00.716 --> 00:20:01.967
Look at me.

00:20:02.002 --> 00:20:04.469
What are you, some
kind of a sadist?

00:20:04.504 --> 00:20:06.338
You know what
you're looking at?

00:20:06.373 --> 00:20:07.589
A jerk, a nut.

00:20:07.624 --> 00:20:09.474
You want to stop there
or try for moron?

00:20:09.509 --> 00:20:10.976
Why do i want this thing? Why?

00:20:11.011 --> 00:20:12.844
Because i want a little notice,
that's why.

00:20:12.879 --> 00:20:14.730
I'm not ashamed to admit that.

00:20:14.765 --> 00:20:16.598
And i'll tell you
something else.

00:20:16.633 --> 00:20:18.483
When john d. Rockefeller
steps out of a car,

00:20:18.518 --> 00:20:20.986
why do people want
to shake his hand?

00:20:21.021 --> 00:20:21.737
I'll bite.

00:20:22.104 --> 00:20:22.738
Because he's loaded.

00:20:22.773 --> 00:20:25.857
Because he's got cash, loot,
lettuce, the old mazoo.

00:20:25.892 --> 00:20:28.994
That's why people want to shake
john d. Rockefeller's hand.

00:20:29.029 --> 00:20:31.496
J.b. Morgan walks
into a restaurant...
j.p.

00:20:31.531 --> 00:20:32.748
J.p. Morgan walks
into a restaurant,

00:20:32.783 --> 00:20:34.616
the head waiter
breaks his back

00:20:34.651 --> 00:20:35.867
to get a table ready.

00:20:35.902 --> 00:20:37.753
You know why?
I'll tell you why.

00:20:37.788 --> 00:20:39.004
I figured you would.

00:20:39.039 --> 00:20:41.123
Because he's loaded, that's why.

00:20:41.158 --> 00:20:43.008
You think about that.

00:20:43.043 --> 00:20:45.260
And then you
think about this.

00:20:45.295 --> 00:20:49.131
As of tomorrow evening,
mcnulty is going to be loaded.

00:20:49.881 --> 00:20:51.133
Palucci, take
a good look

00:20:51.168 --> 00:20:52.384
at the old mcnulty.

00:20:52.419 --> 00:20:54.269
The next time
you see me,

00:20:54.304 --> 00:20:55.520
it'll be the
new mcnulty.

00:20:55.555 --> 00:20:58.023
Why don't you go
the whole route

00:20:58.058 --> 00:20:59.274
and move
to honolulu?

00:20:59.309 --> 00:21:02.394
Tomorrow i'll be able
to buy honolulu!

00:22:13.598 --> 00:22:15.467
May i?

00:22:15.502 --> 00:22:16.718
Thank you.

00:22:29.614 --> 00:22:32.117
Oh, no.

00:22:32.152 --> 00:22:33.985
Come on, everyone.

00:22:34.020 --> 00:22:36.488
Move! Move!

00:22:37.122 --> 00:22:39.124
Come on, everybody.

00:22:39.159 --> 00:22:40.375
Up, up, move!

00:22:40.410 --> 00:22:41.626
Do something.

00:22:41.661 --> 00:22:43.495
Come on, everybody,
say something.

00:22:43.530 --> 00:22:44.746
Walk, hey!

00:22:44.781 --> 00:22:47.883
Come on, everybody, move.

00:23:04.766 --> 00:23:07.903
Hey, fellas,
look, i didn't mean it.

00:23:07.938 --> 00:23:09.154
I'll have it fixed.

00:23:09.189 --> 00:23:12.274
Oh, please, come on, wake up.

00:23:12.309 --> 00:23:13.525
Mr. Cooper...

00:23:14.159 --> 00:23:14.910
mr. Cooper?

00:23:17.662 --> 00:23:19.781
Excuse me.

00:23:19.816 --> 00:23:20.782
I'm sorry.

00:23:20.817 --> 00:23:24.536
I'm sorry,
i didn't mean it.

00:23:25.787 --> 00:23:27.038
Please, understand.

00:23:27.073 --> 00:23:28.924
It's not my fault.

00:23:28.959 --> 00:23:31.426
I didn't do any... oh, no!

00:23:31.461 --> 00:23:33.929
Please, say something.

00:23:33.964 --> 00:23:35.180
Move!

00:23:26.315 --> 00:23:29.000
Charlie, i'm sorry i bugged you.

00:23:29.017 --> 00:23:30.134
Charlie, move.

00:23:30.269 --> 00:23:31.100
Lady...

00:23:31.520 --> 00:23:32.302
joe...

00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:34.053
joe?

00:23:34.088 --> 00:23:35.305
Joe, say something.

00:23:35.340 --> 00:23:37.000
Do something, move.

00:23:37.591 --> 00:23:39.007
Joe, insult me.

00:23:39.042 --> 00:23:40.000
I won't come here anymore.

00:23:40.027 --> 00:23:41.244
I won't make noise.

00:23:41.279 --> 00:23:42.312
I won't drive people away.

00:23:42.316 --> 00:23:44.100
Honest, joe, move.

00:23:44.132 --> 00:23:46.566
Oh, you, mister,
please, say something.

00:23:46.601 --> 00:23:48.000
I'm sorry i took the money.

00:23:48.052 --> 00:23:49.068
I don't care about the money.

00:23:49.103 --> 00:23:51.205
All i want is to hear people
say something again

00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:53.707
and to see people moving again.

00:23:53.742 --> 00:23:56.210
Oh, doesn't anybody know how
to make this thing work again?

00:23:56.245 --> 00:23:58.078
Someone, help!

00:23:56.245 --> 00:23:58.078
Help me!

00:23:59.365 --> 00:24:01.215
Please, somebody move!

00:24:01.250 --> 00:24:05.069
Talk, say something! Help!

00:24:05.104 --> 00:24:10.000
Mr. Patrick thomas mcnulty
who had a gift of time.

00:24:10.104 --> 00:24:12.091
He used it and he misused it

00:24:12.126 --> 00:24:14.594
and now he's just been
handed the bill.

00:24:14.629 --> 00:24:18.599
Tonight's tale of motion and
mcnulty- in the twilight zone.