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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captions by www.SubPLY.com . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.94,0:00:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The scientific community is buzzing following the announcement that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.68,0:00:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,archaeologists in Argentina have uncovered the first complete skeleton
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.75,0:00:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the world's oldest sexual predator.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.85,0:00:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to the team of archaeologists, the discovery of a full skeleton
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.26,0:00:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Pervatasaurus Leroy, the first dinosaur species
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.83,0:00:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,known to stalk another not for food,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.60,0:00:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but for sexual satisfaction could, quote: "...shed light on any number
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.24,0:00:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of mysteries surrounding this ancient lecherous creature."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.37,0:00:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joining us now from Argentina is the lead paleontologist on the dig,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.98,0:00:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Andrew Vaughn. - Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.48,0:00:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Vaughn, the pervatasaurus looks a bit like the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.82,0:00:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are the two related? - Yes. They're both members
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.98,0:00:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the Therepod sub order, but the pervatasaurus is smaller
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.79,0:00:46.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and much, much creepier. - Now, how did you and your team
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.49,0:00:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make this monumental discovery. - Oh, well, the skeleton was discovered
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.03,0:00:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a dank, subterranean cave far away from any of the other
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.03,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dinosaur fossils we excavated.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.00,0:00:57.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The large number of well preserved footprints suggests
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.81,0:00:59.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pervatasaurus spent the majority of its time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.41,0:01:02.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there in the cave, just pacing back and forth alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.01,0:01:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, it was basically a solitary creature. - Oh, for the most part, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.15,0:01:07.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The pervatasaurus seemed to only approach other dinosaurs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.45,0:01:09.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they were in large groups,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.19,0:01:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which allowed the pervatasaurus to stealthily creep between their bodies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.99,0:01:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and rub himself up against them. - It's incredible.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.13,0:01:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of my research indicates that it really liked mud and slick surfaces
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.83,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and would often submerge half of its body in mud,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:23.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while groping its own genitals and mumbling to itself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.22,0:01:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, it was long thought, it was my understanding at least,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.74,0:01:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the pervatasaurus was a carnivore. - Oh that was a misconception.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.35,0:01:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By studying the pervatasaurus fossilized feces,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.35,0:01:35.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which we found neatly stacked in symmetrical piles in the cave,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.35,0:01:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we discovered that the pervatasaurus was in fact an herbivore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.08,0:01:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it was a scavenger of sorts then. - Oh yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.73,0:01:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have discovered drag marks near several caves
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.46,0:01:45.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,indicating the pervatasaurus likely lured smaller dinosaurs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.23,0:01:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back to its cave, but the lack of skeletons suggests the pervatasaurus
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.85,0:01:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn't kill and eat them, but only watched them as it masturbated.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.07,0:01:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's remarkable. Thanks for being with us, Dr. Vaughn.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.81,0:01:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations on your find. - Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.75,0:02:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moving on, accusations of steroid use are calling into question the legitimacy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.25,0:02:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of many of the world's greatest sports' bloopers.
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