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The scientific community is buzzing following the announcement that

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archaeologists in Argentina have uncovered the first complete skeleton

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of the world's oldest sexual predator.

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According to the team of archaeologists, the discovery of a full skeleton

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of Pervatasaurus Leroy, the first dinosaur species

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known to stalk another not for food,

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but for sexual satisfaction could, quote: "...shed light on any number

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of mysteries surrounding this ancient lecherous creature."

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Joining us now from Argentina is the lead paleontologist on the dig,

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Andrew Vaughn. - Hello.

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Dr. Vaughn, the pervatasaurus looks a bit like the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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Are the two related? - Yes. They're both members

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of the Therepod sub order, but the pervatasaurus is smaller

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and much, much creepier. - Now, how did you and your team

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make this monumental discovery. - Oh, well, the skeleton was discovered

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in a dank, subterranean cave far away from any of the other

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dinosaur fossils we excavated.

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The large number of well preserved footprints suggests

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the pervatasaurus spent the majority of its time

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there in the cave, just pacing back and forth alone.

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So, it was basically a solitary creature. - Oh, for the most part, yes.

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The pervatasaurus seemed to only approach other dinosaurs

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when they were in large groups,

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which allowed the pervatasaurus to stealthily creep between their bodies

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and rub himself up against them. - It's incredible.

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All of my research indicates that it really liked mud and slick surfaces

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and would often submerge half of its body in mud,

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while groping its own genitals and mumbling to itself.

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Now, it was long thought, it was my understanding at least,

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that the pervatasaurus was a carnivore. - Oh that was a misconception.

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By studying the pervatasaurus fossilized feces,

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which we found neatly stacked in symmetrical piles in the cave,

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we discovered that the pervatasaurus was in fact an herbivore.

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So it was a scavenger of sorts then. - Oh yes.

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We have discovered drag marks near several caves

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indicating the pervatasaurus likely lured smaller dinosaurs

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back to its cave, but the lack of skeletons suggests the pervatasaurus

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didn't kill and eat them, but only watched them as it masturbated.

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Well, it's remarkable. Thanks for being with us, Dr. Vaughn.

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Congratulations on your find. - Thank you.

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