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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.18,0:00:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The scientific community is buzzing \Nfollowing the announcement that archaeologists
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.64,0:00:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Argentina have uncovered the first complete skeleton
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.24,0:00:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the world`s oldest sexual predator.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.56,0:00:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to the team of archaeologist
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.21,0:00:20.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the discovery of a full skeleton of Pervatasaurus Leroy,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.12,0:00:23.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first dinosaurs species known to stalk another
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.100,0:00:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not for food but for sexual satisfaction
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.50,0:00:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,, could quote ‘…shed light on any number of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.58,0:00:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mysteries surrounding this ancient lecherous creature’
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.08,0:00:34.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joining us now from Argentina is the lead paleontologist on the dig,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.22,0:00:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Andrew Vaughn.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.08,0:00:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.71,0:00:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Vaughn, the pervatasaurus looks a bit like the tyrannosaurus Rex
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.80,0:00:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they two related?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.02,0:00:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. They`re both members of the Thereped suborder,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.95,0:00:45.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the pervatasaurus is smaller and much much creepier
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.58,0:00:48.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, how did you and your team make this monumental discovery?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.43,0:00:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, well, the skeleton was discovered in a dank,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.81,0:00:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,subterranean cave far away from any of the other dinosaur fossils we excavated.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.84,0:00:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the large number of well-preserved footprints
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.92,0:01:00.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,suggested the pervatasaurus spent the majority of its time there in a cave
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.86,0:01:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just pacing back and forth alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.22,0:01:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it was basically a solitary creature.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.56,0:01:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, for the most part, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.92,0:01:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The pervatasaurus seemed to only approach other dinosaurs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.98,0:01:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they were in large groups which allowed the pervatasaurus
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.52,0:01:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to stealthily creep between their bodies and rub himself against them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.70,0:01:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It`s incredible.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.80,0:01:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of my research indicates that it really liked mud and slick surfaces
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.65,0:01:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and would often submerge half of its body in mud
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.40,0:01:23.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while groping its own genitals and mumbling to himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.62,0:01:26.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, it was long thought, it was my understanding at least,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.19,0:01:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the pervatasaurus was a carnivore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.17,0:01:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that was a misconception.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.07,0:01:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By studying pervatasaurus fossilized faeces which we found neatly stacked
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.42,0:01:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a symmetric piles in a cave we discovered
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.85,0:01:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the pervatasaurus was in fact a herbivore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.57,0:01:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it was a scavenger of sorts then?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.82,0:01:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes. We have discovered drag marks near several caves
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.10,0:01:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,indicating the pervatasaurus likely lured smaller dinosaurs back to its cave,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.08,0:01:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the lack of skeletons suggests
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.95,0:01:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pervatasaurus didn`t kill or eat them
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.04,0:01:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but only watch them as it masturbated.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.08,0:01:55.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it`s remarkable! Thanks for being with us, Dr. Vaughn.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.26,0:01:56.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations on your find.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.68,0:01:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.32,0:02:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moving on accusations of steroid use are calling into suggestion
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.55,0:02:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the legitimacy of many of the world greatest sports….