1 00:00:00,930 --> 00:00:05,100 經典饒舌爭霸戰 2 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:06,560 貝比魯斯 3 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:07,520 對決 4 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,230 藍斯阿姆斯壯 5 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:09,860 開始 6 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:12,280 在我開始殘忍的侵犯你之前 7 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,160 我會讓你成為第二位聽我自白的胖女人 8 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:15,820 我承認 9 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:17,370 我為了勝利所以不擇手段 10 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:18,280 我是個運動員 11 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:19,580 你則是罪惡的實例 12 00:00:19,580 --> 00:00:21,960 你抽菸喝酒,暴飲暴食 13 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,460 我認的法國人,都比你有規矩 14 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:25,670 快揮棒啊!打擊者 15 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:27,460 看你這胖子能唱什麼饒舌 16 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,250 我戰勝癌症 17 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:29,670 我當然也能打敗你 18 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:30,840 你活得堅強,戰勝癌症 19 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:31,920 真是恭喜你 20 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,090 現在我要打到你叫不敢 21 00:00:33,090 --> 00:00:34,340 比你的募款金額還要慘 22 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:35,840 和歐森姊妹花玩到三壘 23 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,050 那才叫罪孽 24 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:38,100 她只是個小女孩 25 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:39,350 你不會只是要給她手環吧? 26 00:00:39,350 --> 00:00:41,720 全國都知道你騎車的小短褲太緊 27 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,060 你這人就跟環法自行車賽一樣無聊 28 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:46,690 怎麼啦小兄弟,不要這麼氣 29 00:00:46,690 --> 00:00:47,900 這麼多血,脾氣又暴躁 30 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:49,150 我還以為你是生理騎士呢 31 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,110 你的紀錄除了黑人以外無人能敵 32 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:51,990 你在開玩笑嗎? 33 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:54,240 那就像是義大利麵比賽排除義大利 34 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,660 你只是孤兒,知道如何追求名利 35 00:00:56,660 --> 00:00:57,740 要是當初你能接受訓練 36 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,240 不知道會多厲害 37 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,040 我讓體能狀況處於尖峰 38 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,450 你卻把棍子插進妓女,還擦棒被捕 39 00:01:03,450 --> 00:01:04,160 你是喝茫了嗎? 40 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,670 你敢惹毛穿黃色衣服 41 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:07,920 跟著小隊努力騎車的傢伙 42 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,130 小心最後屍骨無存 43 00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:11,500 九局下半,面對穿著泳裝的傢伙 44 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,880 加了比雀巢巧克力還多人工添加物 45 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,880 話先說在前頭,我要認真開打了 46 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,850 不過我說的不是要打禁藥 47 00:01:18,850 --> 00:01:21,260 長打蘇丹要把你打出場外 48 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:23,930 然後繞壘一周接受如雷掌聲 49 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:26,310 你只能羞愧低頭,吞下恥辱 50 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:28,770 你根本迷失自我,忘記真正的運動精神 51 00:01:28,770 --> 00:01:29,860 你看起來累了,孩子 52 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,320 你眼角都有魚尾紋了 53 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,190 快騎車回法國老家 54 00:01:32,190 --> 00:01:33,860 順便幫我帶點薯條回來 55 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:34,990 你要是敢擋住魯斯的麥克風 56 00:01:34,990 --> 00:01:36,320 我一定把你的漂亮腳踏車砸爛 57 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,780 再把你三振出局 58 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,120 只有一顆壞球 59 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:40,990 誰贏 60 00:01:40,990 --> 00:01:42,740 誰是下一個 61 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:44,000 你們來決定 62 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,960 翻譯 四物雞