WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.150 coming up on dystopia daily... 00:00:02.245 --> 00:00:03.297 dan: hello? 00:00:03.297 --> 00:00:04.080 dodie: oh my god 00:00:04.080 --> 00:00:04.828 dan: hell yeah 00:00:05.315 --> 00:00:07.052 dan: [singing] i have anxiety~ 00:00:07.313 --> 00:00:09.033 dodie: [singing] bisexual lighting~ NOTE Paragraph 00:00:09.033 --> 00:00:11.586 [keyboard moans] both laughing 00:00:11.586 --> 00:00:13.020 dan: there we go! [laugh] 00:00:13.978 --> 00:00:17.575 hi, i'm dan and welcome back to the thing 00:00:17.575 --> 00:00:19.565 that I'm doing called dystopia daily 00:00:19.565 --> 00:00:24.388 funky music 00:00:24.388 --> 00:00:26.355 no— STOP STOP STOP IT 00:00:26.355 --> 00:00:28.901 look it's shit, it's shit, i know it is! 00:00:28.924 --> 00:00:30.845 i didn't have the budget for a composer, okay? 00:00:30.845 --> 00:00:33.675 i spent it all on a realistic camp skeleton. 00:00:34.023 --> 00:00:35.365 who are you making fun of, huh? 00:00:35.633 --> 00:00:37.640 i paid for you. don't give me that attitude. 00:00:37.657 --> 00:00:39.897 erm, yeah, so we didn't have a music department. 00:00:39.897 --> 00:00:43.787 i had to get this shit early 2000s yamaha off of ebay 00:00:43.787 --> 00:00:45.661 that was probably stolen from the dead— 00:00:45.661 --> 00:00:46.346 the dead hands? 00:00:46.346 --> 00:00:47.304 why'd it have to be the dead hands 00:00:47.304 --> 00:00:48.547 of a child at a secondary school? 00:00:48.547 --> 00:00:51.375 i don't know. i pried it out of the dead hands of a child. 00:00:51.375 --> 00:00:53.508 a show without a strong theme tune 00:00:53.508 --> 00:00:54.300 is nothing. 00:00:54.300 --> 00:00:56.588 game of thrones? pokemon? 00:00:56.588 --> 00:00:58.171 who wants to be a millionaire? 00:00:58.171 --> 00:01:01.974 arthur the other-fucking-aardvark? i mean hey, 00:01:01.974 --> 00:01:03.968 hey, what a wonderful kind of— (arthur theme song) 00:01:03.968 --> 00:01:05.890 fuck, see, that's exactly what i'm talking about. 00:01:05.950 --> 00:01:07.513 do we know anyone that can play an instrument? 00:01:09.810 --> 00:01:11.565 logan paul can play the fucking guitar. 00:01:11.769 --> 00:01:12.618 ...okay, jesus— 00:01:12.618 --> 00:01:15.440 you just ruined the concept of string instruments for me— 00:01:15.440 --> 00:01:17.593 okay, never mind. erm— god no 00:01:17.593 --> 00:01:21.022 we need someone that understands emotional pain, 00:01:21.022 --> 00:01:22.675 how freaking weird the internet is, 00:01:22.675 --> 00:01:24.846 and actually has just some level of talent, okay? 00:01:24.846 --> 00:01:26.988 if you say logan paul again, i swear to god, sophie— 00:01:27.877 --> 00:01:30.967 [phone dialing] hello? 00:01:30.967 --> 00:01:32.851 uhh, yeah. yup. 00:01:32.851 --> 00:01:36.247 no, strictly– strictly promotional for the EP. 00:01:36.247 --> 00:01:37.783 yeah, no, nothing weird. 00:01:37.783 --> 00:01:38.885 nothing about the show is weird. 00:01:38.885 --> 00:01:40.937 yeah, it's tv. bbc. 00:01:41.951 --> 00:01:44.333 four— three, three. yes. 00:01:44.333 --> 00:01:47.255 absolutely. yup. sounds good. 00:01:47.255 --> 00:01:49.843 glad you agreed. cool. thank you. 00:01:50.391 --> 00:01:53.419 finally, we have tricked an actual guest into coming. 00:01:53.419 --> 00:01:55.301 [laughter] fucking GOT 'em. 00:01:59.185 --> 00:02:02.385 please welcome, dodie! 00:02:02.385 --> 00:02:12.463 [happy music] 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:13.405 hey! 00:02:14.363 --> 00:02:15.363 do i go in? 00:02:16.666 --> 00:02:17.710 ...bbc? 00:02:25.927 --> 00:02:26.524 hello. 00:02:30.679 --> 00:02:31.862 should i just sit here? 00:02:33.594 --> 00:02:34.471 [clears throat] 00:02:37.908 --> 00:02:39.068 dh: hello! dd: hello! 00:02:39.068 --> 00:02:41.044 dh: how are you?! dd: i'm great, how are you? 00:02:41.044 --> 00:02:42.301 dh: you've brought instruments! 00:02:42.301 --> 00:02:44.420 dd: i did, yeah! one for me and one for you, if you want. 00:02:45.190 --> 00:02:46.070 d—do you want? 00:02:46.070 --> 00:02:47.087 dh: what is it? 00:02:47.087 --> 00:02:49.188 dd: erm, i have a ukulele— dh: i fuckin' hate ukeleles, 00:02:49.188 --> 00:02:52.087 dh: charlieissocoollike shit, honestly—erm, dd: [hurt gasp] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: how are you today? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: uhh, yeah! i'm good! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: that is the kind of good that i say to people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: when i'm NOT good! dd: [laugh] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: and that means that you're an artist. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: yeah, you're right. dh: and that's why we're here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: mhm. will you take this? thank you. okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: is the end of life death... or the moment that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 nobody remembers us? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: uhm.. uh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: i don't know how to answer that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: pro– probably the end of life, i think. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: you don't think that your songs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 will keep you living forever in the hearts of people? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: i just think when i die, i'm– 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 i'm gone, you know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: as long as you keep singing, dodie will NEVER die. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: i'm being a terrible host. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: i appreciate you being here. would you like a beverage? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: i would love one, thank you, what have you got? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: [grunt] i've got cucumber water. [thud] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: oh– my god, okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: i heard that you are a pickle fan, is that correct? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: i am! yeah! thanks for doing your research. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: we've left this in here, for like, two weeks now, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so i guess it's a pickle, technically. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: wow, that's so kind, thank you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: i'll just move this forward, shall i? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: is that– is that okay? dh: fine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: okay. yup. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: thank you, thank you. dh: yup. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: cheers– wait! dd: i'm just sniffin'. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: thank you. cheers. dh: there we go. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [slurp] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: erm, so. you are a person that makes things– dd: mhm. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: what you you like to promote here today? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: erm, well, i have a new ep? dh: you have a new ep? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: i do. dh: what's it called? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [exclamatory music] dd: it's called "hot mess", but 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: that sort of pales in comparison to today. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [silence] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: [stammers] ...joke. dd: yeah. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: [laugh] okay! dd: thank you! thank you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dd: i had one, y'know. dh: oh! i like it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: finally, someone who gets why they're here. dd: [clears throat] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: phil didn't, did he. okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dh: i honestly wish that i was a musician sometimes.