[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coming up on dystopia daily...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.24,0:00:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dan: hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.30,0:00:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dodie: oh my god
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.08,0:00:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dan: hell yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.32,0:00:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dan: [singing]\Ni have anxiety~
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.31,0:00:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dodie: [singing]\Nbisexual lighting~
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.03,0:00:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[keyboard moans]\N{\i1}both laughing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.59,0:00:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dan: there we go!\N[laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.98,0:00:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hi, i'm dan and welcome back to the thing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.58,0:00:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I'm doing called dystopia daily
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.56,0:00:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}funky music{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.39,0:00:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no— STOP STOP STOP IT
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.36,0:00:28.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look it's shit, it's shit, i know it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.92,0:00:30.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i didn't have the budget\Nfor a composer, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.84,0:00:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i spent it all on a\Nrealistic camp skeleton.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.02,0:00:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who are you making fun of, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.63,0:00:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i paid for you.\Ndon't give me that attitude.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.66,0:00:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,erm, yeah, so we didn't\Nhave a music department.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.90,0:00:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i had to get this shit early 2000s\Nyamaha off of ebay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.79,0:00:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was probably stolen from the dead—
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.66,0:00:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the dead hands?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.35,0:00:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why'd it have to be the dead hands
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.30,0:00:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a child at a secondary school?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.55,0:00:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i don't know.\Ni pried it out of the dead hands of a child.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.38,0:00:53.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a show without a strong theme tune
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.51,0:00:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.30,0:00:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,game of thrones? pokemon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.59,0:00:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who wants to be a millionaire?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.17,0:01:01.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,arthur the other-fucking-aardvark?\Ni mean hey,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.97,0:01:03.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}hey, what a wonderful kind of{\i0}—\N(arthur theme song)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.97,0:01:05.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fuck, see, that's exactly what\Ni'm talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.95,0:01:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do we know anyone that can play an instrument?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.81,0:01:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,logan paul can play the fucking guitar.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.77,0:01:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...okay, jesus—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.62,0:01:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just ruined the concept of string instruments for me—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.44,0:01:17.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay, never mind.\Nerm— god no
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.59,0:01:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we need someone that understands emotional pain,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.02,0:01:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how freaking weird the internet is,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.68,0:01:24.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and actually has just some level of talent, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.85,0:01:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you say logan paul again,\Ni swear to god, sophie—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.88,0:01:30.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[phone dialing]\Nhello?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.97,0:01:32.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uhh, yeah. yup.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.85,0:01:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no, strictly– strictly promotional for the EP.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.25,0:01:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, no, nothing weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.78,0:01:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing about the show is weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.88,0:01:40.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, it's tv. bbc.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.95,0:01:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,four— three, three. yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.33,0:01:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,absolutely. yup. sounds good.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.26,0:01:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,glad you agreed. cool. thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.39,0:01:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,finally, we have tricked an actual guest into coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.42,0:01:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]\Nfucking GOT 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.18,0:02:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please welcome, dodie!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.38,0:02:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[happy music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.68,0:02:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.36,0:02:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do i go in?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.67,0:02:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...bbc?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.93,0:02:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.68,0:02:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should i just sit here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.59,0:02:34.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[clears throat]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.91,0:02:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: hello!\Ndd: hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.07,0:02:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: how are you?!\Ndd: i'm great, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.04,0:02:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: you've brought instruments!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.30,0:02:44.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: i did, yeah!\None for me and one for you, if you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.19,0:02:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,d—do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.07,0:02:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: what is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.09,0:02:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: erm, i have a ukulele—\Ndh: i fuckin' hate ukeleles,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.19,0:02:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: charlieissocoollike shit, honestly—erm,\Ndd: [hurt gasp]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: how are you today?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: uhh, yeah! i'm good!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: that is the kind of good\Nthat i say to people
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: when i'm NOT good!\Ndd: [laugh]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: and that means that\Nyou're an artist.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: yeah, you're right.\Ndh: and that's why we're here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: mhm. will you take this?\Nthank you. okay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: is the end of life death...\Nor the moment that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nobody remembers us?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: uhm.. uh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: i don't know how to answer that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: pro– probably the end \Nof life, i think.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: you don't think that\Nyour songs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will keep you living forever\Nin the hearts of people?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: i just think when i die, i'm–
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'm gone, you know?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: as long as you keep singing,\Ndodie will NEVER die.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: i'm being a terrible host.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: i appreciate you being here.\Nwould you like a beverage?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: i would love one, thank you,\Nwhat have you got?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: [grunt] i've got cucumber water.\N[thud]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: oh– my god, okay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: i heard that you are\Na pickle fan, is that correct?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: i am! yeah!\Nthanks for doing your research.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: we've left this in here,\Nfor like, two weeks now,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so i guess it's a pickle, technically.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: wow, that's so kind, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: i'll just move this forward,\Nshall i?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: is that– is that okay?\Ndh: fine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: okay. yup.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: thank you, thank you.\Ndh: yup.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: cheers– wait!\Ndd: i'm just sniffin'.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: thank you. cheers.\Ndh: there we go.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[slurp]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: erm, so. you are a person that makes things–\Ndd: mhm.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: what you you like to promote here today?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: erm, well, i have a new ep?\Ndh: you have a new ep?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: i do.\Ndh: what's it called?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[exclamatory music]\Ndd: it's called "hot mess", but
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: that sort of pales \Nin comparison to today.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[silence]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: [stammers] ...joke.\Ndd: yeah.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: [laugh] okay!\Ndd: thank you! thank you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dd: i had one, y'know.\Ndh: oh! i like it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: finally, someone who gets why they're here.\Ndd: [clears throat]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: phil didn't, did he. okay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dh: i honestly wish that i was\Na musician sometimes.