Soyuzmultfilm

Vacation in Buttermilk village

directed by Vladimir Popov
written by Eduard Uspensky

art directors Arcady Sher, Levon Khachatryan
music Yevgeny Krylatov

cameraman Kabul Rasulov
sound Boris Filchikov
cutter Natalia Stepantseva

animators Renata Mirenkova, Vladimir Vyshegorodtsev, 
Marina Voskaniants, Marina Rogova, Natalia 
Bogomolova, Elvira Maslova, Youry Kuziurin

script editor Raisa Frichinskaya, voice artists
Valentina Talyzina, Oleg Tabakov,Boris Novikov, 
German Kachin, Maria Vinogradova, Lev Durov

Assistants Z Plekhanova, L Krutovskaya
Excecutive Prod. L butyrin
Filmstudio Soyuzmultfilm 1980

And I say - drink it!

There is no escape from your milk, 
it’s in all buckets and basins

even in the wash-stand there's milk

It’s nothing, just wait 
till I’ll get another cow.

And where can we wash then? 
No problem!

Just don't get dirty! And actually,
some wash themselves with their tongue.

Yeah... and some eat mice.

If your cow was smarter,
it wouldn't give milk but fizz.

but soda, Pepsi, for example.
or, at least - kvass.

And if you were smarter,
you'd be doing some business.

And I shall - I shall go
for hunting right now!

And don't you feel sorry
about shooting animals?

I do feel sorry.
But what can I do if an instinct

inside me is rising
and pulling to the forest.

And animals by the way were
created to be hunting after.

I will be back soon, I'm going
to shoot some nice food.

Ah, if only Uncle Fedor could see me!

Get out,
you miserable spaniel.

What letter is this?
- karr

And this one?
- karr

Hey, say your "karr"
for this letter.

Karrr

And what is this letter?

Karr

Enough, I'm tired!
My life is absolutely hopeless.

I live just like a serf.

This is so!
Even if I have four evening dresses

- Why?! 
-Because!

I have no chance to wear them.

I took a decision - tomorrow
we will go to a resort!

What do we need a resort for?

We have a nice house in Prostokvshino.
Just think about that.

Who is there? Who has come?

Nobody has come,
it is our Dad who has gone crazy.

He does not let us go to a resort.

I don't want to go the resort too.
I want to go to Prostokvashino.

Chop fire-woods wearing
an evening dress?

Or to flirt with bulls?

I had enough,
I've been working for you all year.

And now I want to a resort! To have rest!

Attention, attention, the train
Moscow-Sochi leaves from

the forth track. 
Suburban train to Prostokvashino

leaves from the fifth track... Once again...

Listen, where is our boy?
Where is Uncle Fedor?

Mom, mom, don't worry
about me! I will live

with Marroskin and Sharik
and everything will be alright!

I've brought you up,
haven't slept at nights! And you...

He is right - he'll be
better off in a village...

He has no evening dresses, you know.

Get in, hunter, I'll give you a lift.
Thank you, uncle Pechkin.

Are you a good shooter?
Sure!

And if I throw my hat up
will you hit it?

So throw your hat,
nothing but holes will remain..

What's this? Seems I'm not hunting
any longer but fishing.

Hey stupid, drop the gun
and come up quickly.

I wish I could drop it but Matroskin

will kill me - 'cause you know,
the gun costs much but my life is

absolutely worthless.

That's all, consider me drowned.

Who is there?

It's me, postman Pechkin, I brought an
article about your boy.

We don't need an article about
a boy as we

don't have any boys here.
Our boy lives in the city.

Who is there?

Karr, karr... it's me, me, me!

Hooray! Here is my
dear uncle Fedor at last!

Now we can lay two times
more hay in a stock for our cow!

Ok, ok, stop talking about
your hay. Where is Sharik?

Here he is, coming back from hunting
It seems he's carrying a bag.

Do you think I have nothing to do 
except fishing dogs up from the river?

I didn't ask to fish me up.

Maybe I was doing
some underwater sports.

Thank you for our Sharik.

What a Sharik.
You are absolutely unprofitable

We have only expenses
because of you.

What shall we do with him?
He can't live without hunting.

I'd pine away.

Maybe he can become
our draught-dog?

We will buy a cart for him.
He will take milk to the market

Hey Sharik, do you want
to become a draght-dog?

I can even become a stuffed
animal if you wish.

As I can't enjoy my life anymore.

No. I took a decision.

I'll write a letter
to my parents

and ask them to send
a camera gun for Sharik.

It will be hunting without killing animals.

Darling, lets get out of this resort
and go to Prostokvashino

Be patient - I've already worn
two of my evening dresses
but there are two more left.

Well maybe our boy
is missing us badly...

We miss him badly but he'll be fine.

He has such a nice cat,
much nicer than you are.

He is absolutely
safe living with this cat.

Yeah, If I had such a cat.
I would have never gotten married.

Who is there?

It's me, postman Sharik!
Oh, I mean Sharik.

Come in.

Wake up,
our cow gave birth to a calf.

Now you see how
useful my cow is!

Well, my friends,
lets take him to the house.

Aha, and we'll take
his mother as well.

I wonder whom he belongs to?

What do youmean?
He belongs to us!

No, he doesn't belong to us...
Whom does the cow belong to?

To the State. 'Cause we've rented her
- so it means that
the calf also belongs to the State.

Sharik, could you please shut up.
The cow belongs to the State
but everything

we can get from her is ours -
milk or calves.

See, Uncle Fedor, just judge for yourself

- for example if we rent
refrigerator - whom it belongs to?

To the State.

Right, fellow Fedor.
But what about the frost

which the refrigerator makes?
- It’s ours. That’s what we rented it for.

But we received one cow
and now we have two of them.

Sharik, according to the receipt
we got one red cow.

So we took one cow

and we will return one cow
just to keep the order.

I can't understand why you argue, Matroshkin
Do you rent a cow to keep it forever?

I will never give my Murka away.
I've been happy but now

I'm two times happier
because now we have two cows!!

Gavriusha, come here!
Gavrjusha, lie down.

Say something!

Gavrjusha, take it!

I came to speak to you.
And you try to butt me!

isn't it enough that you've
done to my hat -

it's not a hat anymore
but a ventilation system. oh

See all those holes?
- What did you come about?

I brought you a parcel.

But I won't give it to you
because you have no documents.

You are too young
to have documents.

So why did you bring
a parcel then?

Because there is a prescription -
if somebody sends a parcel to you

I have to bring it to you, but if you have
no documents I can't give it to you.

So I will come to you every
day during the whole week.

Give us our parcel immediately!
And what about your documents?

My documents are
whiskers, paws and tail!

There always has to be a stamp
on documents.

do you have a stamp on your tail?

No, well, andmustaches can't be printed on.

It might be my camera-gun.

I guess it's very expensive one.

Yes

I have an idea!
What idea?

We will find a box which looks
exactly like Pechkin's one.

And when he comes here again.
What?

We'll exchange the boxes.
Hooray!

Gavrjusha come to me.
Give me your paw.

Who is there?

It's me, postman Pechkin.
I brought you a parcel.

But I won't give it to you because
you have no documents.

And we don't care because we
don't want to take it anyway.

Because we don't need a shoe polish...

What shoe polish?

Well, an ordinary shoe polish,
which people use for shoe polishing.

Who have sent you so
much shoe polish?

Maybe you're going to set up
in shoe polishing business?

My uncle has sent it. He lives with
a watchman at shoe polishing factory.

He has plenty of this shoe polish.
So he sends it to everybody.

I don't know if there is shoe polish in here
or not but I won't give you this parcel.

I'm not your fool.
Who is there?

You are there, chatterbox.
And I am here. Hold your tongue.

I would ask you not to be rude
with our bird.

So don't be angry - lets better
have some tea, I've set the table.

Please sit down, Mister Pechkin.

Pass me these candies,
they are very delicious.

Give it to me! Give it to me!
It's my candy!

Look how greedy some people can be!

Well, Sharik, now you will go
hunting with camera-gun.

You will take pictures of animals and
send them to various magazines

Right, the ones that pay the most.

Hold on, Uncle Fedor, don't miss us,
we'll come soon,

There is only one dress left.
Dad and Mom.

Ooff, what a stupid game!
I spent a half of the day running

after it, just to take picture!

and what's more, now you will spend another
half of the day running after it again.

Why's that?

Because you will have to give
him his picture.

Hello, our parents!

Oh my dear, my darling.
You look much better.
And you've got a nice sun-tan.

Hello, welcome!

Hello, hello dear lgor lvanovich!

Lady, stop kissing.

Lets settle the conflict first.
Lady, stop kissing.

Lets settle the conflict first.

What conflict are you talking about?
- I'll tell you...

Look what
they've done to my hat.

Now you can use it for a sieve.

Listen you, mister Pechkin...

And you shut up. Such a hat can be
made of three dogs like you.

Ok, Ok, mister Pechkin, here is a new hat.

Please calm down.

Good. There is over-land-post but
we can have sea post too now.

Let me shoot you with my camera-gun.
To take a picture of you.

No, don't soot me with a gun!
Maybe I just start to live -

I'm going on retirement.

Yes, I've understood much. And if only

I had a chance to live my life once again
I would live it here in Prostokvashino.

The End
Subs by Eus 
after several translatons