Soyuzmultfilm
Vacation in Buttermilk village
directed by Vladimir Popov written by Eduard Uspensky
art directors Arcady Sher, Levon Khachatryan music Yevgeny Krylatov
cameraman Kabul Rasulov sound Boris Filchikov cutter Natalia Stepantseva
animators Renata Mirenkova, Vladimir Vyshegorodtsev, Marina Voskaniants, Marina Rogova, Natalia Bogomolova, Elvira Maslova, Youry Kuziurin
script editor Raisa Frichinskaya, voice artists Valentina Talyzina, Oleg Tabakov,Boris Novikov, German Kachin, Maria Vinogradova, Lev Durov
Assistants Z Plekhanova, L Krutovskaya Excecutive Prod. L butyrin Filmstudio Soyuzmultfilm 1980
And I say - drink it!
There is no escape from your milk, it’s in all buckets and basins
even in the wash-stand there's milk
It’s nothing, just wait till I’ll get another cow.
And where can we wash then? No problem!
Just don't get dirty! And actually, some wash themselves with their tongue.
Yeah... and some eat mice.
If your cow was smarter, it wouldn't give milk but fizz.
but soda, Pepsi, for example. or, at least - kvass.
And if you were smarter, you'd be doing some business.
And I shall - I shall go for hunting right now!
And don't you feel sorry about shooting animals?
I do feel sorry. But what can I do if an instinct
inside me is rising and pulling to the forest.
And animals by the way were created to be hunting after.
I will be back soon, I'm going to shoot some nice food.
Ah, if only Uncle Fedor could see me!
Get out, you miserable spaniel.
What letter is this? - karr
And this one? - karr
Hey, say your "karr" for this letter.
Karrr
And what is this letter?
Karr
Enough, I'm tired! My life is absolutely hopeless.
I live just like a serf.
This is so! Even if I have four evening dresses
- Why?! -Because!
I have no chance to wear them.
I took a decision - tomorrow we will go to a resort!
What do we need a resort for?
We have a nice house in Prostokvshino. Just think about that.
Who is there? Who has come?
Nobody has come, it is our Dad who has gone crazy.
He does not let us go to a resort.
I don't want to go the resort too. I want to go to Prostokvashino.
Chop fire-woods wearing an evening dress?
Or to flirt with bulls?
I had enough, I've been working for you all year.
And now I want to a resort! To have rest!
Attention, attention, the train Moscow-Sochi leaves from
the forth track. Suburban train to Prostokvashino
leaves from the fifth track... Once again...
Listen, where is our boy? Where is Uncle Fedor?
Mom, mom, don't worry about me! I will live
with Marroskin and Sharik and everything will be alright!
I've brought you up, haven't slept at nights! And you...
He is right - he'll be better off in a village...
He has no evening dresses, you know.
Get in, hunter, I'll give you a lift. Thank you, uncle Pechkin.
Are you a good shooter? Sure!
And if I throw my hat up will you hit it?
So throw your hat, nothing but holes will remain..
What's this? Seems I'm not hunting any longer but fishing.
Hey stupid, drop the gun and come up quickly.
I wish I could drop it but Matroskin
will kill me - 'cause you know, the gun costs much but my life is
absolutely worthless.
That's all, consider me drowned.
Who is there?
It's me, postman Pechkin, I brought an article about your boy.
We don't need an article about a boy as we
don't have any boys here. Our boy lives in the city.
Who is there?
Karr, karr... it's me, me, me!
Hooray! Here is my dear uncle Fedor at last!
Now we can lay two times more hay in a stock for our cow!
Ok, ok, stop talking about your hay. Where is Sharik?
Here he is, coming back from hunting It seems he's carrying a bag.
Do you think I have nothing to do except fishing dogs up from the river?
I didn't ask to fish me up.
Maybe I was doing some underwater sports.
Thank you for our Sharik.
What a Sharik. You are absolutely unprofitable
We have only expenses because of you.
What shall we do with him? He can't live without hunting.
I'd pine away.
Maybe he can become our draught-dog?
We will buy a cart for him. He will take milk to the market
Hey Sharik, do you want to become a draght-dog?
I can even become a stuffed animal if you wish.
As I can't enjoy my life anymore.
No. I took a decision.
I'll write a letter to my parents
and ask them to send a camera gun for Sharik.
It will be hunting without killing animals.
Darling, lets get out of this resort and go to Prostokvashino
Be patient - I've already worn two of my evening dresses but there are two more left.
Well maybe our boy is missing us badly...
We miss him badly but he'll be fine.
He has such a nice cat, much nicer than you are.
He is absolutely safe living with this cat.
Yeah, If I had such a cat. I would have never gotten married.
Who is there?
It's me, postman Sharik! Oh, I mean Sharik.
Come in.
Wake up, our cow gave birth to a calf.
Now you see how useful my cow is!
Well, my friends, lets take him to the house.
Aha, and we'll take his mother as well.
I wonder whom he belongs to?
What do youmean? He belongs to us!
No, he doesn't belong to us... Whom does the cow belong to?
To the State. 'Cause we've rented her - so it means that the calf also belongs to the State.
Sharik, could you please shut up. The cow belongs to the State but everything
we can get from her is ours - milk or calves.
See, Uncle Fedor, just judge for yourself
- for example if we rent refrigerator - whom it belongs to?
To the State.
Right, fellow Fedor. But what about the frost
which the refrigerator makes? - It’s ours. That’s what we rented it for.
But we received one cow and now we have two of them.
Sharik, according to the receipt we got one red cow.
So we took one cow
and we will return one cow just to keep the order.
I can't understand why you argue, Matroshkin Do you rent a cow to keep it forever?
I will never give my Murka away. I've been happy but now
I'm two times happier because now we have two cows!!
Gavriusha, come here! Gavrjusha, lie down.
Say something!
Gavrjusha, take it!
I came to speak to you. And you try to butt me!
isn't it enough that you've done to my hat -
it's not a hat anymore but a ventilation system. oh
See all those holes? - What did you come about?
I brought you a parcel.
But I won't give it to you because you have no documents.
You are too young to have documents.
So why did you bring a parcel then?
Because there is a prescription - if somebody sends a parcel to you
I have to bring it to you, but if you have no documents I can't give it to you.
So I will come to you every day during the whole week.
Give us our parcel immediately! And what about your documents?
My documents are whiskers, paws and tail!
There always has to be a stamp on documents.
do you have a stamp on your tail?
No, well, andmustaches can't be printed on.
It might be my camera-gun.
I guess it's very expensive one.
Yes
I have an idea! What idea?
We will find a box which looks exactly like Pechkin's one.
And when he comes here again. What?
We'll exchange the boxes. Hooray!
Gavrjusha come to me. Give me your paw.
Who is there?
It's me, postman Pechkin. I brought you a parcel.
But I won't give it to you because you have no documents.
And we don't care because we don't want to take it anyway.
Because we don't need a shoe polish...
What shoe polish?
Well, an ordinary shoe polish, which people use for shoe polishing.
Who have sent you so much shoe polish?
Maybe you're going to set up in shoe polishing business?
My uncle has sent it. He lives with a watchman at shoe polishing factory.
He has plenty of this shoe polish. So he sends it to everybody.
I don't know if there is shoe polish in here or not but I won't give you this parcel.
I'm not your fool. Who is there?
You are there, chatterbox. And I am here. Hold your tongue.
I would ask you not to be rude with our bird.
So don't be angry - lets better have some tea, I've set the table.
Please sit down, Mister Pechkin.
Pass me these candies, they are very delicious.
Give it to me! Give it to me! It's my candy!
Look how greedy some people can be!
Well, Sharik, now you will go hunting with camera-gun.
You will take pictures of animals and send them to various magazines
Right, the ones that pay the most.
Hold on, Uncle Fedor, don't miss us, we'll come soon,
There is only one dress left. Dad and Mom.
Ooff, what a stupid game! I spent a half of the day running
after it, just to take picture!
and what's more, now you will spend another half of the day running after it again.
Why's that?
Because you will have to give him his picture.
Hello, our parents!
Oh my dear, my darling. You look much better. And you've got a nice sun-tan.
Hello, welcome!
Hello, hello dear lgor lvanovich!
Lady, stop kissing.
Lets settle the conflict first. Lady, stop kissing.
Lets settle the conflict first.
What conflict are you talking about? - I'll tell you...
Look what they've done to my hat.
Now you can use it for a sieve.
Listen you, mister Pechkin...
And you shut up. Such a hat can be made of three dogs like you.
Ok, Ok, mister Pechkin, here is a new hat.
Please calm down.
Good. There is over-land-post but we can have sea post too now.
Let me shoot you with my camera-gun. To take a picture of you.
No, don't soot me with a gun! Maybe I just start to live -
I'm going on retirement.
Yes, I've understood much. And if only
I had a chance to live my life once again I would live it here in Prostokvashino.
The End Subs by Eus after several translatons