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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.41,0:00:04.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, I'm David Carlton,\Nthe Deputy Prime Minister.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.11,0:00:08.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.\NI is Ali G, the dominating MC.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.21,0:00:11.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making bitches touch their punani.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.29,0:00:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The number after two, it be...\N- Three.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.70,0:00:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not Ali A, not Ali B,\Nnot Ali C, not Ali D,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.12,0:00:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not Ali...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.01,0:00:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.31,0:00:25.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not Ali...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.64,0:00:29.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.43,0:00:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- but Ali...\N- G.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.39,0:00:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bo! Your rhymes is tight\Nfor a honkey, yes, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.27,0:00:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's his full name and address.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.86,0:00:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me, Ali, do you have a job?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.06,0:00:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I is recently gone on the dole.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.98,0:00:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- When?\N- Eight years and three months ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.20,0:00:49.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says here you claim disability.\NAre you...?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.58,0:00:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I is actually spasticated.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.08,0:00:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I is got a terrible DJing injury
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.37,0:00:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and still ain't got full mobility\Nin me mixing finger.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.75,0:01:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fok-chickety-fok-fok-fresh. Ow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.84,0:01:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything down there\Nis still working. Oh, yes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.05,0:01:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ali, erm...would you sit down?\NPlease, sit down.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.86,0:01:18.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Would you ever become an MP?\N- What for? It's full of pricks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.93,0:01:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a little harsh.\NI'm an MP, am I a prick?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.77,0:01:26.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes.\N- Let's try a different angle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.58,0:01:31.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there nothing\Nyou'd like to change?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.03,0:01:35.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me'd wanna save the John Nike\NLeisure Centre, obviously.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.03,0:01:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As the MP for Staines,\Nyou could achieve that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.50,0:01:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you stand in this by-election?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.04,0:01:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me gotta be honest,\Nme ain't actually bi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.84,0:01:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well...\N- I mean,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.96,0:01:48.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,obviously I done it with two girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.26,0:01:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I seen it on the internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.38,0:01:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But me would never feel completely\Ncomfortable being bummed by a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.18,0:01:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot of people say never say ever
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.44,0:02:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but me feel strongly that me\Nexit hole should stay me exit hole
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.43,0:02:05.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and never become me entry hole,\Nyou know what I is saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.23,0:02:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.95,0:02:10.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's been\Na pleasure meeting you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.95,0:02:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.62,0:02:18.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Later, sweetheart.