-Soon, I will return and sweep you off your feet.
-Uh, chubs, if you haven't noticed,
she doesn't have feet, a-doy. [laughs]
-It's a figure of speech, pulp-for-brains!
-You don't even have hands, Apefruit.
How'd you write this letter?
-Don't be an ignoramus!
-I'm not an ignoramus. I'm an orange. [laughs]
-Stop it right now.
-Apple says what? -Uh... what?
-[laughs] You're an apple!
-What? I don't get it.
-Whatever!
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-How do I look?
-You look like an orange in a suit of armor.
Ooh! That gives me an idea.
[grunts]
[screams]
[Spanish guitar plays]
Perfect. They'll never suspect a bearded orange.
-To the castle!