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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.34,0:00:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.88,0:00:01.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.65,0:00:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got an experiment for you. Safety Glasses on.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.22,0:00:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the end of this century if emissions keep rising
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.50,0:00:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the average temperature on Earth could go up another four to eight degrees!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.82,0:00:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I'm saying is the planet's on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.58,0:00:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.08,0:00:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fi-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.58,0:00:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking FIRE.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.60,0:00:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an ACTUAL crisis!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.70,0:00:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fires.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.26,0:00:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Floods.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.80,0:00:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crop failures.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.14,0:00:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The planet's on fucking
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.40,0:00:28.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.04,0:00:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FIRE!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.60,0:00:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Motherfuckers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.48,0:00:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.50,0:00:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fire. Floods. Crop failures.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.32,0:00:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The planet's on fucking FIRE!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.92,0:00:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things could get weird. (FIRE)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.26,0:00:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the problem :
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.70,0:00:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we release carbon, say by burning coal,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.88,0:00:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALL of us pay for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.22,0:00:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the form of things like fires.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.46,0:00:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Safety Glasses OFF motherfuckers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.36,0:00:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grow the fuck UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.40,0:01:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.68,0:01:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bill! Bill! Bi-Bi-Bi-Bill!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.26,0:01:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can - we can do this - do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.40,0:01:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Emit less carbon motherfuckers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Emit less carbon motherfuckers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.92,0:01:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grow the fuck UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.94,0:01:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not children anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.20,0:01:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't mind explaining
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.72,0:01:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,photosynthesis to you when you were twelve,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.66,0:01:34.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're adults now and this is an ACTUAL crisis!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.58,0:01:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The planet's on fucking FIRE!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.24,0:01:41.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking FIRE!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.06,0:01:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an ACTUAL crisis!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.78,0:01:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fire. Floods. Crop failures.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.98,0:01:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The planet's on fucking - fucking FIRE!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.30,0:01:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.66,0:01:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bill! Bill! Bi-Bi-Bi-Bill!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.00,0:01:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can - we can do this - do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.26,0:02:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Emit LESS carbon!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.50,0:02:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Help us to translate this video on Amara.\NSee the link in the description.]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.76,0:02:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ @musicalscience melodysheep.com\NThanks to Juan Benet and my Patreon supporters\NPatreon.com/melodysheep ]