1 00:00:00,182 --> 00:00:03,841 (campy disco music) 2 00:00:04,481 --> 00:00:07,191 (audience cheers wildly) 3 00:00:13,385 --> 00:00:15,857 - Everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants 4 00:00:16,207 --> 00:00:17,727 I got my tight pants 5 00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:19,687 I got my tight pants on 6 00:00:20,197 --> 00:00:22,840 Everybody's lookin' at my tight pants 7 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:24,761 I got my tight pants 8 00:00:24,761 --> 00:00:26,730 I got my tight pants on 9 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:29,680 (catcalling from audience) 10 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,287 (audience cheers wildly) 11 00:00:34,197 --> 00:00:37,020 - Everybody's talkin' 'bout our tight pants 12 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,787 We've got our tight pants 13 00:00:38,787 --> 00:00:40,761 We've got our tight pants on 14 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:44,109 We're the only couple wearing tight pants 15 00:00:44,109 --> 00:00:45,834 We got our tight pants 16 00:00:46,084 --> 00:00:47,831 We got our tight pants on 17 00:00:47,831 --> 00:00:49,608 - (both) We can dance over here 18 00:00:49,608 --> 00:00:51,365 We can dance over there 19 00:00:51,365 --> 00:00:53,085 We can walk down the street 20 00:00:53,085 --> 00:00:56,459 And everybody stares at our tight pants 21 00:00:56,459 --> 00:00:58,738 We're the only ones 22 00:01:00,648 --> 00:01:03,213 (audience cheers wildly) 23 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,561 - Everyone in town loves my tight pants 24 00:01:08,561 --> 00:01:10,342 I've got my tight pants 25 00:01:10,342 --> 00:01:12,296 I've got my tight pants on 26 00:01:12,856 --> 00:01:15,516 No one else around me's wearing tight pants 27 00:01:15,516 --> 00:01:17,243 I got my tight pants 28 00:01:17,403 --> 00:01:19,307 I've got my tight pants on 29 00:01:19,867 --> 00:01:21,163 - Whoa! 30 00:01:21,933 --> 00:01:23,980 Slow down there, compadre. 31 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,579 (audience laughs) 32 00:01:25,579 --> 00:01:27,841 You say people are talkin' about your tight pants 33 00:01:27,841 --> 00:01:29,768 down at the local penny arcade? 34 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:31,970 Well, I find that hard to believe 35 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:34,535 because ever since we moved to this town, 36 00:01:34,885 --> 00:01:38,512 everyone we know has been talkin' about our tight pants. 37 00:01:39,262 --> 00:01:42,335 - Well, that's funny because yesterday I ran into Mayor Wembly, 38 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:44,905 and he declared my pants the tightest in all the land! 39 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,275 (audience laughs) 40 00:01:46,275 --> 00:01:49,908 - Well, we've just welcomed our brand new baby boy. 41 00:01:50,368 --> 00:01:52,840 - And when we told the news to Governor Grimble, 42 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,533 he proclaimed, "Hark! 43 00:01:54,873 --> 00:01:57,488 'Tis the true heir to the tight pants throne." 44 00:01:57,596 --> 00:01:59,215 (audience hoots) 45 00:01:59,215 --> 00:02:00,745 - A new baby, you said? 46 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:02,575 Well, ain't that a bag of beans? 47 00:02:02,735 --> 00:02:04,853 Especially since you and I haven't spoken 48 00:02:04,853 --> 00:02:07,971 since that one magical night we shared together nine months ago. 49 00:02:07,971 --> 00:02:11,724 - (audience) Whoa! 50 00:02:11,724 --> 00:02:14,797 - (aggressively) Now you listen to me, You fat-faced cob nobbler! 51 00:02:17,087 --> 00:02:18,506 I don't know who you are... 52 00:02:19,376 --> 00:02:21,349 or what butt hole you crawled out of... 53 00:02:24,759 --> 00:02:27,418 but this is my woman, and that is our baby. 54 00:02:27,858 --> 00:02:30,731 And every night he gets swaddled in the tightest of pants! 55 00:02:32,161 --> 00:02:35,723 We're the only ones that get to wear tight pants in this town. 56 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,616 You drinkin' my sake, Kemosabe? 57 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,212 (audience laughs) 58 00:02:39,212 --> 00:02:41,589 - Don't mess with the lioness! 59 00:02:41,589 --> 00:02:46,321 (vocalizing Lion King theme song) - (fierce growling) 60 00:02:49,371 --> 00:02:51,986 - You sippin' my soup-ay, Guadalupe? 61 00:02:51,986 --> 00:02:53,551 (audience laughs) 62 00:02:59,571 --> 00:03:01,006 - Point taken, Kevin Bacon. 63 00:03:02,046 --> 00:03:03,574 I guess I'll find a new town. 64 00:03:03,904 --> 00:03:06,038 (drums start up) 65 00:03:06,038 --> 00:03:11,865 (campy disco music) 66 00:03:12,365 --> 00:03:15,242 - (both) Everybody's talkin' 'bout our tight pants 67 00:03:15,242 --> 00:03:16,957 We got our tight pants 68 00:03:16,957 --> 00:03:19,003 We got our tight pants on. 69 00:03:19,163 --> 00:03:22,136 (sparkle glimmers) (audience cheers wildly) 70 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:26,982 (campy disco music)