Oh fuck, the freebie is a little spinning top!
Spinning top, spinning top, is Gringe an idiot?
To the right if he is, to the left if he's not
Hah! You're an idiot!
SPINNINGTOPISM
Y'know, I always found it annoying that I don't have a religion
I could be a spinningtop-ist..
Holy holy spinning top
Is Gringe really beautiful or not?
Yes.
That means it actually works, your thing
Well yeah... what did you think?
Should we order a pizza?
Can I go to the toilet?
Can I drink some water?
No.
Fuck, I'm thirsty
Holy Holy spinning top,
Should I call my ex back or not?
Oh fuck.
It's been a long time. That's for sure.
It's always good to stay in contanct...
Oh, that we should meet up?
Uhhh... Well, yeah, no problem
Tomorrow evening...?
Let me check in my diary...
Tomorrow evening. No problem. We'll do that.
Oh fuck. I really don't want to go.
If only I wasn't a spinningtop-ist
Spinning top, spinning top- must Orel take another shot?
Yes.
I think I'm going to throw up
Spinning top, spinning top, should Orel vomit in his cap instead of the toilet?
Yes.
There you are. If you need to vomit, vomit in there.
Hey, you bastard, for a while I haven't even
Been able to see what the spinning top's reply is
You could have just been randomly making me take shots
No, trust me. I've just become the pope of your religion.
Well, go and put on a robe, then.
My son will be able to choose his religion
I mean, if he doesn't want to be a spinningtop-ist
He could be a rock-paper-scissorist
Or a heads-or-tails-ist
It'll be his choice.
Spinningtop-ism is, above all, a religion of openess.