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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.25,0:00:05.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck, the freebie is a little spinning top!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.21,0:00:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spinning top, spinning top, is Gringe an idiot?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.73,0:00:11.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To the right if he is, to the left if he's not
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.64,0:00:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah! You're an idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.99,0:00:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SPINNINGTOPISM
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.78,0:00:28.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'know, I always found it annoying that I don't have a religion
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.38,0:00:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could be a spinningtop-ist..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.36,0:00:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy holy spinning top
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.38,0:00:34.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is Gringe really beautiful or not?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.35,0:00:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.17,0:00:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means it actually works, your thing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.01,0:00:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well yeah... what did you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.68,0:00:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should we order a pizza?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.45,0:00:45.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I go to the toilet?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.86,0:00:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I drink some water?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.95,0:00:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.45,0:00:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck, I'm thirsty
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.09,0:00:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy Holy spinning top,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.64,0:00:57.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should I call my ex back or not?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.13,0:01:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.06,0:01:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been a long time. That's for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.61,0:01:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's always good to stay in contanct...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.30,0:01:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that we should meet up?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.92,0:01:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhhh... Well, yeah, no problem
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.92,0:01:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow evening...?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.38,0:01:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me check in my diary...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.88,0:01:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow evening. No problem. We'll do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.39,0:01:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck. I really don't want to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.87,0:01:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If only I wasn't a spinningtop-ist
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.82,0:01:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spinning top, spinning top- must Orel take another shot?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.54,0:01:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.18,0:01:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'm going to throw up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.80,0:01:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spinning top, spinning top, should Orel vomit in his cap instead of the toilet?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:42.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.42,0:01:45.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you are. If you need to vomit, vomit in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.72,0:01:47.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you bastard, for a while I haven't even
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.11,0:01:48.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Been able to see what the spinning top's reply is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.84,0:01:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could have just been randomly making me take shots
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.57,0:01:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, trust me. I've just become the pope of your religion.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.55,0:01:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, go and put on a robe, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.80,0:02:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My son will be able to choose his religion
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.81,0:02:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, if he doesn't want to be a spinningtop-ist
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.44,0:02:09.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He could be a rock-paper-scissorist
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.73,0:02:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or a heads-or-tails-ist
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.88,0:02:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be his choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.84,0:02:14.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spinningtop-ism is, above all, a religion of openess.