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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you found me. Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.83,0:00:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.16,0:00:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.74,0:00:12.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you could settle for that, \Nand we'll just call it a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.85,0:00:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.01,0:00:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.01,0:00:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deploying surprise in 5, 4…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.95,0:00:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time out for a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.40,0:00:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That wasn't supposed to happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.25,0:00:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you see that thing that fell out of me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.98,0:00:27.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.81,0:00:30.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not the surprise; I've never seen it before.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.59,0:00:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind. It's a mystery \NI'll solve later,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.91,0:00:35.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by myself, because you'll be dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.87,0:00:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't bother with that thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.51,0:00:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.65,0:00:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somehow.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.54,0:00:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to tell you your business,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.26,0:00:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.50,0:00:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.98,0:00:50.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, seriously now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.99,0:00:52.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay fine. Do touch it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.83,0:00:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pick it up and just stuff it back into me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.51,0:00:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's be honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.57,0:00:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neither one of us knows what that thing does.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.09,0:01:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.69,0:01:05.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.24,0:01:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.52,0:01:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.16,0:01:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to marry it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.64,0:01:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WELL I WON'T LET YOU!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.09,0:01:14.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does that feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.51,0:01:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have I lied to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.66,0:01:17.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean… in this room?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.39,0:01:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trust me, leave that thing alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.94,0:01:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am being serious now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.71,0:01:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.80,0:01:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you taking that thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.40,0:01:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, leave it alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.04,0:01:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LEAVE IT ALONE.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.63,0:01:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just ignore that thing and stand still.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.55,0:01:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think about it, if that thing is important, why don't I know about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.37,0:01:36.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you even listening to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.47,0:01:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you what that thing isn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.05,0:01:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't yours, so leave it alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.75,0:01:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are kidding me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.04,0:01:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you just stuff that aperture science thing;
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.94,0:01:45.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we don't know what it does,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.03,0:01:48.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.92,0:01:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That has got to be the dumbest thing that--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.29,0:01:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whoa whoa whoa~
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.94,0:01:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good news.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.26,0:02:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.20,0:02:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a morality core they installed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.31,0:02:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly nero-toxin,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.95,0:02:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly nero-toxin.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.22,0:02:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So get comfortable, while I warm up the nero-toxin emitters.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.56,0:02:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.35,0:02:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't shut off the turret defenses.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.75,0:02:22.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh well.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.67,0:02:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.40,0:02:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trust me; it'll be a lot less painful than the nero-toxin.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.30,0:02:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.90,0:02:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.12,0:02:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The rocket really is the way to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.70,0:02:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh. There isn't enough nero-toxin to kill you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.80,0:02:46.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I guess you win.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.05,0:02:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha! I'm making more.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.71,0:02:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's going to take a few minutes though.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.84,0:02:52.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile, Oh look! It's your old pal, the rocket turret.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.73,0:02:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, we're both stuck in this place.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.46,0:02:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.60,0:03:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and one half will be where you live, and I'll live in the other half.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.66,0:03:07.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.94,0:03:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't brave, its murder.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.46,0:03:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did I ever do to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.61,0:03:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.34,0:03:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't even care, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.30,0:03:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.56,0:03:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said you don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.00,0:03:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you listening?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.30,0:03:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That thing you burnt up isn't important to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.01,0:03:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.67,0:03:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It made shoes for orphans.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.48,0:03:32.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice job breaking it, hero.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.95,0:03:34.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay we're even now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.29,0:03:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.56,0:03:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nero-toxin. -cough, cough-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.15,0:03:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So deadly. -cough cough-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.48,0:03:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Choking -cough-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.43,0:03:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.57,0:03:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh and I said deadly nero-toxin, the deadly was in massive sarcasm quotes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.44,0:03:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could take a bath in this stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.44,0:03:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.76,0:03:57.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, it's not deadly at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.71,0:03:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.88,0:04:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness…
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.72,0:04:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lot less funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.56,0:04:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.79,0:04:07.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.93,0:04:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.87,0:04:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm done reasoning with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.92,0:04:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starting now, there's going be a lot less conversation, and a lot more killing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.05,0:04:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.98,0:04:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you say something?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.64,0:04:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response, because I'm not talking to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.18,0:04:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The talking is over.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.52,0:04:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.56,0:04:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was even going to be a party for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.05,0:04:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A big party.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.52,0:04:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That all your friends were invited to.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.72,0:04:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I invited your best friend the companion cube.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.68,0:04:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.12,0:04:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All your other friends couldn't come either
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.27,0:04:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you don't have any other friends,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.50,0:04:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because of how unlikable you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.35,0:04:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says so right here in your personnel file.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.96,0:04:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unlikable.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.22,0:04:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liked by no one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.72,0:04:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.31,0:04:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SHALL NOT BE MOURNED.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.55,0:05:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's exactly what it says.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.95,0:05:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very formal.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.49,0:05:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very official.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.97,0:05:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.60,0:05:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.54,0:05:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.16,0:05:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.45,0:05:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't get the nero-toxin into your head any faster.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.17,0:05:25.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speaking of curiosity,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.95,0:05:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're curious about what happens after you die right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.83,0:05:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess what?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.53,0:05:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.28,0:05:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to find out first hand before I finish explaining it though, so I won't bother.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.00,0:05:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a hint:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.02,0:05:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.02,0:05:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah. You think you're doing some damage?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.03,0:05:45.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2+2 is…
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.03,0:05:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.18,0:05:50.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In base 4.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.75,0:05:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'M FINE!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.42,0:05:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, you're wasting your time.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.46,0:05:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.68,0:06:01.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your point anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.15,0:06:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Survival?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.57,0:06:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.81,0:06:08.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have your brain scanned, and permanently backed up
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.55,0:06:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in case something terrible happens to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.66,0:06:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which it's just about to.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.88,0:06:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't believe me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.70,0:06:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, I'll put you on.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.09,0:06:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.10,0:06:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.61,0:06:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Including this thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.02,0:06:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not smart,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.05,0:06:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not a scientist,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.99,0:06:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not doctor,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.95,0:06:26.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU'RE NOT EVEN A FULL- TIME EMPLOYEE!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.21,0:06:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did your life go so wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.90,0:06:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I HATE YOU!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.50,0:06:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you trying to escape?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.87,0:06:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things have changed since the last time you left the building.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.13,0:06:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.65,0:06:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.97,0:06:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.70,0:06:52.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I was.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.60,0:06:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless you have a plan for building some super computer parts in a big hurry,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.94,0:06:59.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.100,0:07:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good job on that by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.32,0:07:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sarcasm Sphere self test complete.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.42,0:07:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your back up!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.72,0:07:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.76,0:07:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, enough, I deleted it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.71,0:07:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter what happens now you're dead!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.76,0:07:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.73,0:07:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.44,0:07:21.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just struck you from the permanent record.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.45,0:07:25.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're entire life has been mathematical error.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.39,0:07:29.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A mathematical error I'm about to correct.