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- Man.[br]- <i>(Sean) Hi.</i>

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- Ready? [br]- <i>(Sean) Yeah. I like your shoes.</i>

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(dog barking)

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(Ryan) Thanks, they were free. Courtesy of Jeremy Lin.

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- (Sean) What do you want to eat?[br]- (Ryan) I don't know.

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(Sean) This is my first meal of the day, and it's 5:00.

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- (Ryan) It's the FIRST meal of the day![br]- (Sean) Hey, that was high pitched, dude.

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That was good.

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So we are going to one of the best restaurants in the world,

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probably the fanciest thing we can think of on the spot,

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and you're about to see it right about...

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(humming silly tune)

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Twenty minutes later.

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(Ryan) We are here. Are you ready for the reveal

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of the best place you can eat in Vegas?

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(humming)

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Oh wait, you can't see it.

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(Ryan) You know, Jeremy? He gets a card from Chipolte.

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He gets free Chipolte. Can somebody tweets Chipolte

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and say we want one of those cards 'cause we give you guys

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more business than everybody else.

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<i>(Sean) Alright, what did you get this time? Chicken?</i>

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I always get the same thing.

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- <i>You always get chicken.</i>[br]- Chicken and guacamole.

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- <i>See? I change mine up with steak, chicken--</i>[br]- I always order the same thing.

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We came here to eat first 'cause we couldn't decide

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what we wanted to do today.

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We still have no idea.

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So by the time we leave here, we have to know something

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- about what we're going to do today.[br]- <i>Alright.</i>

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We're not just gonna eat for a video. Who does that?

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- (singing) Lunchtime with Smosh![br]- (laughter)

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That's a good series, though.

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- I like watching them eat.[br]- <i>Me too. Anyway...bye.</i>

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One hour later.

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So we don't know what we are gonna do still.

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I think we were too focused on just enjoying Chipolte.

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We should've went someplace that terrible,

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so we could be like, "Ugh. Let's think of something to do."

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- You know what we do have, though?[br]- What?

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- That catapult thing...[br]- (gasping)

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- ..that we got from P.O. Box--[br]- Oh, we could make the catapult!

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(tires screeching)

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(terrified scream, followed by crash)

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Was it messed up? Sometimes, you know, when people make

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- turns that they shouldn't have made?[br]- Yes, I'm clearly like in their lane.

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I easily could've braked earlier, but I'd wait

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- a little bit more to freak him out--[br]- Yeah.

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- Because they should learn.[br]- They should.

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You shouldn't do that. I don't take risks.

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Risks. RISK. Like, the plural of risk is really hard to say.

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There's so many words I have a hard time saying like that.

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I think that's just a Hawaii thing.

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Being from Hawaii, we don't speak proper English.

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We don't speak good!

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Pigeon English.

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- If you notice, me and Sean--Sean and I...[br]- (laughter)

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...used to speak a lot worse back in the day.

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- I just spit all over my arm.[br]- (laughter)

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- Me and Sean--Sean and I...[br]- (laughter)

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- We just didn't know how to talk.[br]- Definitely.

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We didn't know how to speak...

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but I guess that's part of the--(gasping)

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A Ferrari!

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(Ryan) I didn't take my meds today. No meds, no creds.

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- (Sean) Oh my god![br]- (Ryan) What does that even mean?

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Yup! Just one of those days where I just don't take my meds

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and Sean has to deal with me. (laughter)

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We're almost to Sean's house, so bye?

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We'll see you in Sean's house right NOW.

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- (chuckling)[br]- We're like, "Naw, naw, we're still here."

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RIGHT NOW!

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Nah, my hand's still on the thing. BUT NOW!

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(laughter)

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Nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay.

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Nah! Okay, yeah, we're here.

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So we couldn't figure out what to do,

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so we just started walking around and driving around.

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[inaudible]

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- (Ryan) And now Will's also here.[br]- (Sean) Hi, Will.

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Well, we didn't get Chipolte. (cackling)

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(Sean) Oh, dude.

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- Anyway--[br]- (Sean) We'll make this catapult though.

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Yeah! That's what we're gonna do!

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(Ryan) Okay, we're making the catapult.

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(Ryan) Alright, this looks super fun for someone like you.

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(laughter)

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Alright, I'm not good with these.

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- I never made models as a kid.[br]- [inaudible].

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My brother loved that stuff. He's like you.

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Alright, what can I help you with because I feel like I'm doing nothing?

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- (sneezing)[br]- Bless you!

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- Ugh, I'm a little bit...boogers out here.[br]- (chuckling)

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Oh, dude! (laughter)

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- (Sean mutters)[br]- I'm leaving this. Don't break it, dude!

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- Make it.[br]- I'm trying not to.

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- Oh![br]- [bleep] You scared me!

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I guess I'm not an engineer, so...

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(singing) Got no glue to hold me down.

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Here's what we got so far.

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We got...dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Drop the bass!

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- (together) Let them drop that--[br]- Dude, I don't wanna drop it.

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- Uh-oh...[br]- What?

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- We'll figure--[br]- Uh-oh...

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- What'd we mess up?[br]- (laughter)

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- What did we mess up?[br]- This bottom one has to be flipped, dude.

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- You used the wrong sides.[br]- Oh, dude!

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Uh-oh...we're in trouble.

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Something's gonna bubble.

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- (snapping noise)[br]- Oh!

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- Good?[br]- I dunno.

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- I hope so.[br]- I hope so too.

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- Yay![br]- Oh my god, that [inaudible].

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Nice. Problem avoided.

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- Uh-oh...(laughter)[br]- What?

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- What did we do wrong?[br]- [inaudible]

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Don't scare me like that!

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Ta-da!

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- Ready?[br]- (Sean) Ready.

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One, two, three, FIRE [inaudible]!

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- (dull thud)[br]- (laughter)

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FIIIIIRE!

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- (laughter)[br]- (Sean) One broke? You gotta pull it!

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- (Ryan) I am pulling it.[br]- (Sean) There's so much pressure.

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(Ryan) Ready? One, two--

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- (together) Oh![br]- Wow!

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- (Sean) That went far![br]- That went hella far.

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We are done! We finished making the catapult.

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- Look at this bad boy.[br]- (Sean) Look at that.

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At least it looks--I mean, we might not be the best

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at aiming with them, but it looks cool.

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That's the main thing.

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Let us know what you guys want to see us do next

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because, clearly, we don't want to be just driving around again.

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- Right, Sean?[br]- Yep.

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- Aight?[br]- Aight.

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With that being said, Skittle me.

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That is gonna hurt...

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With that being said...Skittle me, Sean!

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(Sean) One, two--

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- (Sean) Where'd it go?[br]- (laughter)

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(Sean) One, two--

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- Oh, dude![br]- Where'd it go?!

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- (Sean) One, two, three.[br]- (Will) Wait, wait, I'm not ready.

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Hurry up!

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I don't care, just--

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- (Sean) Ready?[br]- Uh-huh.

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- (Sean) One, two, three.[br]- (Ryan whimpers)

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- Oh![br]- (Sean laughs)

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Dude, it hits you hard.

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Oh! In my face!

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- Oh![br]- (Will) Oh my god!

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I'm so scared.

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- Oh![br]- (laughter)

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(screaming)

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Your turn!

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- (Will) One, two--[br]- (Ryan) Two...

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(Ryan) Wait, wait. Where is it? Right here.

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- (Ryan) Oh! Right in your face.[br]- It hit my finger, dude.

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(Ryan laughs) Right in your dick.

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(Ryan) Oh, that was close.

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Alright, I'm gonna try two at once.

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(skittles patter on floor)

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That went over you.

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This is harder than I thought it was gonna be.

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Too low, too low.

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No! (laughter)

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- Oh, my head![br]- (laughter)

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- Orange, ready![br]- Oh, one of them broke!

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Nice. Once, two, three.

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YOU GOT IT!

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Yeah!

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Now we can finally end the damn video!

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Game. Over. Don't try that at home unless you want

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to lose some teeth. Byeee!

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Higa TV!

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Whoaaa!

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<i>What's up guys? Hope you enjoyed that video.</i>

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<i>Click that link to watch last week's video,</i>

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<i>and if you wanna see us do more things,</i>

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<i>then comment in the comment box below.</i>

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<i>You know what I'm saying?</i>

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<i>...I dunno what I'm doing.</i>