WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.439 - Man. - (Sean) Hi. 00:00:02.282 --> 00:00:04.499 - Ready? - (Sean) Yeah. I like your shoes. 00:00:04.499 --> 00:00:05.556 (dog barking) 00:00:05.556 --> 00:00:07.693 (Ryan) Thanks, they were free. Courtesy of Jeremy Lin. 00:00:07.693 --> 00:00:09.518 - (Sean) What do you want to eat? - (Ryan) I don't know. 00:00:09.830 --> 00:00:12.564 (Sean) This is my first meal of the day, and it's 5:00. 00:00:12.564 --> 00:00:15.699 - (Ryan) It's the FIRST meal of the day! - (Sean) Hey, that was high pitched, dude. 00:00:15.699 --> 00:00:16.441 That was good. 00:00:16.441 --> 00:00:19.764 So we are going to one of the best restaurants in the world, 00:00:19.764 --> 00:00:21.934 probably the fanciest thing we can think of on the spot, 00:00:21.934 --> 00:00:25.671 and you're about to see it right about... 00:00:26.223 --> 00:00:33.238 (humming silly tune) 00:00:33.719 --> 00:00:35.390 Twenty minutes later. 00:00:35.390 --> 00:00:37.169 (Ryan) We are here. Are you ready for the reveal 00:00:37.169 --> 00:00:40.327 of the best place you can eat in Vegas? 00:00:40.327 --> 00:00:46.268 (humming) 00:00:46.268 --> 00:00:47.960 Oh wait, you can't see it. 00:00:48.375 --> 00:00:51.223 (Ryan) You know, Jeremy? He gets a card from Chipolte. 00:00:51.223 --> 00:00:53.391 He gets free Chipolte. Can somebody tweets Chipolte 00:00:53.391 --> 00:00:55.487 and say we want one of those cards 'cause we give you guys 00:00:55.487 --> 00:00:56.978 more business than everybody else. 00:00:56.978 --> 00:00:59.168 (Sean) Alright, what did you get this time? Chicken? 00:00:59.168 --> 00:01:00.533 I always get the same thing. 00:01:00.533 --> 00:01:03.227 - You always get chicken. - Chicken and guacamole. 00:01:03.437 --> 00:01:07.028 - See? I change mine up with steak, chicken-- - I always order the same thing. 00:01:09.338 --> 00:01:11.065 We came here to eat first 'cause we couldn't decide 00:01:11.065 --> 00:01:12.610 what we wanted to do today. 00:01:12.610 --> 00:01:13.764 We still have no idea. 00:01:13.764 --> 00:01:15.426 So by the time we leave here, we have to know something 00:01:15.426 --> 00:01:16.724 - about what we're going to do today. - Alright. 00:01:16.724 --> 00:01:19.279 We're not just gonna eat for a video. Who does that? 00:01:19.279 --> 00:01:21.302 - (singing) Lunchtime with Smosh! - (laughter) 00:01:21.302 --> 00:01:22.576 That's a good series, though. 00:01:22.576 --> 00:01:26.305 - I like watching them eat. - Me too. Anyway...bye. 00:01:26.465 --> 00:01:28.471 One hour later. 00:01:28.471 --> 00:01:30.857 So we didn't know what we were gonna do still. 00:01:30.857 --> 00:01:33.478 I think we were too focused on just enjoying Chipolte. 00:01:33.478 --> 00:01:35.666 We should've went someplace that terrible, 00:01:35.666 --> 00:01:38.117 so we could be like, "Ugh. Let's think of something to do." 00:01:38.117 --> 00:01:40.129 - You know what we do have, though? - What? 00:01:40.129 --> 00:01:43.227 - That catapult thing... - (gasping) 00:01:43.227 --> 00:01:45.693 - ..that we got from P.O. Box-- - Oh, we could make the catapult! 00:01:45.693 --> 00:01:47.238 (tires screeching) 00:01:47.238 --> 00:01:49.129 (terrified scream, followed by crash) 00:01:49.129 --> 00:01:51.281 Was it messed up? Sometimes, you know, when people make 00:01:51.281 --> 00:01:54.882 - turns that they shouldn't have made? - Yes, I'm clearly like in their lane. 00:01:54.882 --> 00:01:56.569 I easily could've braked earlier, but I'd wait 00:01:56.569 --> 00:01:58.363 - a little bit more to freak him out-- - Yeah. 00:01:58.363 --> 00:02:00.377 - Because they should learn. - They should. 00:02:00.377 --> 00:02:03.021 You shouldn't do that. I don't take risks. 00:02:03.021 --> 00:02:07.516 Risks. RISK. Like, the plural of risk is really hard to say. 00:02:07.516 --> 00:02:09.890 There's so many words I have a hard time saying like that. 00:02:09.890 --> 00:02:12.013 I think that's just a Hawaii thing. 00:02:12.993 --> 00:02:15.313 Being from Hawaii, we don't speak proper English. 00:02:15.313 --> 00:02:16.535 We don't speak good! 00:02:16.535 --> 00:02:17.467 Pigeon English. 00:02:17.467 --> 00:02:21.232 - If you notice, me and Sean--Sean and I... - (laughter) 00:02:21.232 --> 00:02:22.980 ...used to speak a lot worse back in the day. 00:02:22.980 --> 00:02:24.776 - I just spit all over my arm. - (laughter) 00:02:24.776 --> 00:02:26.989 - Me and Sean--Sean and I... - (laughter) 00:02:26.989 --> 00:02:29.293 - We just didn't know how to talk. - Definitely. 00:02:29.293 --> 00:02:31.174 We didn't know how to speak... 00:02:31.174 --> 00:02:33.523 but I guess that's part of the--(gasping) 00:02:33.523 --> 00:02:34.956 A Ferrari! 00:02:34.956 --> 00:02:38.020 (Ryan) I didn't take my meds today. No meds, no creds. 00:02:38.020 --> 00:02:40.861 - (Sean) Oh my god! - (Ryan) What does that even mean? 00:02:40.861 --> 00:02:43.968 Yup! Just one of those days where I just don't take my meds 00:02:43.968 --> 00:02:46.835 and Sean has to deal with me. (laughter) 00:02:46.835 --> 00:02:49.847 We're almost to Sean's house, so bye? 00:02:50.457 --> 00:02:52.655 We'll see you in Sean's house right NOW. 00:02:52.833 --> 00:02:55.295 - (chuckling) - We're like, "Naw, naw, we're still here." 00:02:55.595 --> 00:02:57.095 RIGHT NOW! 00:02:57.589 --> 00:03:00.485 Nah, my hand's still on the thing. BUT NOW! 00:03:00.632 --> 00:03:02.005 (laughter) 00:03:02.005 --> 00:03:03.897 Nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay. 00:03:03.897 --> 00:03:05.615 Nah! Okay, yeah, we're here. 00:03:05.615 --> 00:03:07.224 So we couldn't figure out what to do, 00:03:07.224 --> 00:03:10.352 so we just started walking around and driving around. 00:03:10.872 --> 00:03:12.626 [inaudible] 00:03:12.626 --> 00:03:15.598 - (Ryan) And now Will's also here. - (Sean) Hi, Will. 00:03:17.548 --> 00:03:22.877 Well, we didn't get Chipolte. (cackling) 00:03:26.097 --> 00:03:27.147 (Sean) Oh, dude. 00:03:27.147 --> 00:03:29.247 - Anyway-- - (Sean) We'll make this catapult though. 00:03:29.247 --> 00:03:30.747 Yeah! That's what we're gonna do! 00:03:30.747 --> 00:03:32.157 (Ryan) Okay, we're making the catapult. 00:03:32.157 --> 00:03:36.681 (Ryan) Alright, this looks super fun for someone like you. 00:03:36.731 --> 00:03:38.130 (laughter) 00:03:38.130 --> 00:03:39.425 Alright, I'm not good with these. 00:03:39.425 --> 00:03:42.095 - I never made models as a kid. - [inaudible]. 00:03:42.095 --> 00:03:44.075 My brother loved that stuff. He's like you. 00:03:44.075 --> 00:03:46.808 Alright, what can I help you with because I feel like I'm doing nothing? 00:03:48.408 --> 00:03:50.254 - (sneezing) - Bless you! 00:03:50.338 --> 00:03:53.533 - Ugh, I'm a little bit...boogers out here. - (chuckling) 00:03:53.690 --> 00:03:56.496 Oh, dude! (laughter) 00:03:57.825 --> 00:04:01.142 - (Sean mutters) - I'm leaving this. Don't break it, dude! 00:04:01.222 --> 00:04:03.620 - Make it. - I'm trying not to. 00:04:06.115 --> 00:04:08.138 - Oh! - [bleep] You scared me! 00:04:08.138 --> 00:04:10.378 I guess I'm not an engineer, so... 00:04:14.364 --> 00:04:16.314 (singing) Got no glue to hold me down. 00:04:16.314 --> 00:04:17.654 Here's what we got so far. 00:04:17.654 --> 00:04:20.035 We got...dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Drop the bass! 00:04:20.035 --> 00:04:22.226 - (together) Let them drop that-- - Dude, I don't wanna drop it. 00:04:26.916 --> 00:04:29.601 - Uh-oh... - What? 00:04:30.059 --> 00:04:32.289 - We'll figure-- - Uh-oh... 00:04:32.303 --> 00:04:34.934 - What'd we mess up? - (laughter) 00:04:34.934 --> 00:04:37.734 - What did we mess up? - This bottom one has to be flipped, dude. 00:04:37.804 --> 00:04:39.676 - You used the wrong sides. - Oh, dude! 00:04:39.676 --> 00:04:43.413 Uh-oh...we're in trouble. 00:04:43.413 --> 00:04:45.307 Something's gonna bubble. 00:04:46.697 --> 00:04:48.221 - (snapping noise) - Oh! 00:04:49.121 --> 00:04:50.589 - Good? - I dunno. 00:04:50.630 --> 00:04:52.276 - I hope so. - I hope so too. 00:04:53.290 --> 00:04:55.259 - Yay! - Oh my god, that [inaudible]. 00:04:58.633 --> 00:05:01.529 Nice. Problem avoided. 00:05:01.589 --> 00:05:04.637 - Uh-oh...(laughter) - What? 00:05:05.139 --> 00:05:06.929 - What did we do wrong? - [inaudible] 00:05:07.097 --> 00:05:08.514 Don't scare me like that! 00:05:10.291 --> 00:05:12.302 Ta-da! 00:05:12.427 --> 00:05:13.424 - Ready? - (Sean) Ready. 00:05:13.424 --> 00:05:17.547 One, two, three, FIRE [inaudible]! 00:05:17.687 --> 00:05:19.703 - (dull thud) - (laughter) 00:05:19.703 --> 00:05:21.049 FIIIIIRE! 00:05:21.650 --> 00:05:24.178 - (laughter) - (Sean) One broke? You gotta pull it! 00:05:24.198 --> 00:05:26.410 - (Ryan) I am pulling it. - (Sean) There's so much pressure. 00:05:26.410 --> 00:05:28.596 (Ryan) Ready? One, two-- 00:05:29.733 --> 00:05:31.449 - (together) Oh! - Wow! 00:05:31.449 --> 00:05:33.106 - (Sean) That went far! - That went hella far. 00:05:33.106 --> 00:05:35.165 We are done! We finished making the catapult. 00:05:35.165 --> 00:05:36.750 - Look at this bad boy. - (Sean) Look at that. 00:05:36.750 --> 00:05:38.603 At least it looks--I mean, we might not be the best 00:05:38.603 --> 00:05:41.088 at aiming with them, but it looks cool. 00:05:41.088 --> 00:05:42.192 That's the main thing. 00:05:42.192 --> 00:05:43.838 Let us know what you guys want to see us do next 00:05:43.838 --> 00:05:46.087 because, clearly, we don't want to be just driving around again. 00:05:46.087 --> 00:05:47.003 - Right, Sean? - Yep. 00:05:47.073 --> 00:05:47.946 - Aight? - Aight. 00:05:47.946 --> 00:05:49.530 With that being said, Skittle me. 00:05:49.530 --> 00:05:50.980 That is gonna hurt... 00:05:51.170 --> 00:05:53.483 With that being said...Skittle me, Sean! 00:05:53.483 --> 00:05:54.749 (Sean) One, two-- 00:05:55.459 --> 00:05:56.896 - (Sean) Where'd it go? - (laughter) 00:05:56.896 --> 00:05:58.181 (Sean) One, two-- 00:05:58.181 --> 00:05:59.916 - Oh, dude! - Where'd it go?! 00:05:59.916 --> 00:06:01.788 - (Sean) One, two, three. - (Will) Wait, wait, I'm not ready. 00:06:01.788 --> 00:06:03.129 Hurry up! 00:06:03.129 --> 00:06:04.519 I don't care, just-- 00:06:04.519 --> 00:06:05.706 - (Sean) Ready? - Uh-huh. 00:06:05.706 --> 00:06:07.680 - (Sean) One, two, three. - (Ryan whimpers) 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:08.917 - Oh! - (Sean laughs) 00:06:08.917 --> 00:06:10.835 Dude, it hits you hard. 00:06:11.095 --> 00:06:13.153 Oh! In my face! 00:06:13.843 --> 00:06:15.524 - Oh! - (Will) Oh my god! 00:06:15.524 --> 00:06:17.365 I'm so scared. 00:06:17.795 --> 00:06:19.253 - Oh! - (laughter) 00:06:19.253 --> 00:06:22.046 (screaming) 00:06:22.356 --> 00:06:23.416 Your turn! 00:06:23.416 --> 00:06:25.712 - (Will) One, two-- - (Ryan) Two... 00:06:27.122 --> 00:06:29.075 (Ryan) Wait, wait. Where is it? Right here. 00:06:29.990 --> 00:06:32.952 - (Ryan) Oh! Right in your face. - It hit my finger, dude. 00:06:33.852 --> 00:06:35.816 (Ryan laughs) Right in your dick. 00:06:37.176 --> 00:06:39.021 (Ryan) Oh, that was close. 00:06:39.021 --> 00:06:40.875 Alright, I'm gonna try two at once. 00:06:41.695 --> 00:06:43.018 (skittles patter on floor) 00:06:43.018 --> 00:06:44.221 That went over you. 00:06:44.221 --> 00:06:46.152 This is harder than I thought it was gonna be. 00:06:47.142 --> 00:06:48.504 Too low, too low. 00:06:49.477 --> 00:06:51.677 No! (laughter) 00:06:52.293 --> 00:06:54.076 - Oh, my head! - (laughter) 00:06:54.076 --> 00:06:56.471 - Orange, ready! - Oh, one of them broke! 00:06:56.471 --> 00:06:58.645 Nice. Once, two, three. 00:06:59.905 --> 00:07:01.557 YOU GOT IT! 00:07:01.595 --> 00:07:03.409 Yeah! 00:07:03.409 --> 00:07:05.182 Now we can finally end the damn video! 00:07:05.182 --> 00:07:07.949 Game. Over. Don't try that at home unless you want 00:07:07.949 --> 00:07:09.903 to lose some teeth. Byeee! 00:07:09.903 --> 00:07:11.272 Higa TV! 00:07:11.672 --> 00:07:13.124 Whoaaa! 00:07:13.378 --> 00:07:15.208 What's up guys? Hope you enjoyed that video. 00:07:15.208 --> 00:07:17.538 Click that link to watch last week's video, 00:07:17.538 --> 00:07:20.442 and if you wanna see us do more things, 00:07:20.442 --> 00:07:23.800 then comment in the comment box below. 00:07:23.800 --> 00:07:25.587 You know what I'm saying? 00:07:26.377 --> 00:07:27.465 ...I dunno what I'm doing.