[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Man.\N- {\i1}(Sean) Hi.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.28,0:00:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ready? \N- {\i1}(Sean) Yeah. I like your shoes.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.50,0:00:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dog barking) Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.56,0:00:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) Thanks, they were free. Courtesy of Jeremy Lin. Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.69,0:00:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Sean) What do you want to eat?\N- (Ryan) I don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.83,0:00:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sean) This is my first meal of the day, and it's 5:00. Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.56,0:00:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Ryan) It's the FIRST meal of the day!\N- (Sean) Hey, that was high pitched, dude. Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.70,0:00:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was good. Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.44,0:00:19.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we are going to one of the best restaurants in the world, Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.76,0:00:21.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,probably the fanciest thing we can think of on the spot, Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.93,0:00:25.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're about to see it right about... Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.22,0:00:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(humming silly tune) Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.72,0:00:35.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twenty minutes later. Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.39,0:00:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) We are here. Are you ready for the reveal Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.17,0:00:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the best place you can eat in Vegas? Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.33,0:00:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(humming) Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.27,0:00:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait, you can't see it. Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.38,0:00:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) You know, Jeremy? He gets a card from Chipolte. Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.22,0:00:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He gets free Chipolte. Can somebody tweets Chipolte Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.39,0:00:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and say we want one of those cards 'cause we give you guys Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.49,0:00:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more business than everybody else. Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.98,0:00:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Sean) Alright, what did you get this time? Chicken?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.17,0:01:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always get the same thing. Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.53,0:01:03.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}You always get chicken.{\i0}\N- Chicken and guacamole. Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.44,0:01:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}See? I change mine up with steak, chicken--{\i0}\N- I always order the same thing. Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.34,0:01:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We came here to eat first 'cause we couldn't decide Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.06,0:01:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what we wanted to do today. Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.61,0:01:13.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We still have no idea. Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.76,0:01:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So by the time we leave here, we have to know something Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.43,0:01:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- about what we're going to do today.\N- {\i1}Alright.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.72,0:01:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not just gonna eat for a video. Who does that? Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.28,0:01:21.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (singing) Lunchtime with Smosh!\N- (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.30,0:01:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a good series, though. Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.58,0:01:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I like watching them eat.\N- {\i1}Me too. Anyway...bye.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.46,0:01:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One hour later. Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.47,0:01:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we didn't know what we were gonna do still. Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.86,0:01:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we were too focused on just enjoying Chipolte. Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.48,0:01:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should've went someplace that terrible, Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.67,0:01:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we could be like, "Ugh. Let's think of something to do." Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.12,0:01:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know what we do have, though?\N- What? Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.13,0:01:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That catapult thing...\N- (gasping) Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.23,0:01:45.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ..that we got from P.O. Box--\N- Oh, we could make the catapult! Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.69,0:01:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(tires screeching) Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.24,0:01:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(terrified scream, followed by crash) Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.13,0:01:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it messed up? Sometimes, you know, when people make Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.28,0:01:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- turns that they shouldn't have made?\N- Yes, I'm clearly like in their lane. Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.88,0:01:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I easily could've braked earlier, but I'd wait Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.57,0:01:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- a little bit more to freak him out--\N- Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.36,0:02:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Because they should learn.\N- They should. Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.38,0:02:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You shouldn't do that. I don't take risks. Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.02,0:02:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Risks. RISK. Like, the plural of risk is really hard to say. Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.52,0:02:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's so many words I have a hard time saying like that. Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.89,0:02:12.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that's just a Hawaii thing. Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.99,0:02:15.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being from Hawaii, we don't speak proper English. Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.31,0:02:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't speak good! Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.54,0:02:17.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pigeon English. Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.47,0:02:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- If you notice, me and Sean--Sean and I...\N- (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.23,0:02:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...used to speak a lot worse back in the day. Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.98,0:02:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I just spit all over my arm.\N- (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.78,0:02:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Me and Sean--Sean and I...\N- (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.99,0:02:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We just didn't know how to talk.\N- Definitely. Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.29,0:02:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We didn't know how to speak... Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.17,0:02:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I guess that's part of the--(gasping) Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.52,0:02:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A Ferrari! Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.96,0:02:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) I didn't take my meds today. No meds, no creds. Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.02,0:02:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Sean) Oh my god!\N- (Ryan) What does that even mean? Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.86,0:02:43.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup! Just one of those days where I just don't take my meds Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.97,0:02:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Sean has to deal with me. (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.84,0:02:49.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're almost to Sean's house, so bye? Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.46,0:02:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll see you in Sean's house right NOW. Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.83,0:02:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (chuckling)\N- We're like, "Naw, naw, we're still here." Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.60,0:02:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RIGHT NOW! Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.59,0:03:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, my hand's still on the thing. BUT NOW! Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.63,0:03:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.00,0:03:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.90,0:03:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah! Okay, yeah, we're here. Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.62,0:03:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we couldn't figure out what to do, Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.22,0:03:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we just started walking around and driving around. Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.87,0:03:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible] Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.63,0:03:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Ryan) And now Will's also here.\N- (Sean) Hi, Will. Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.55,0:03:22.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we didn't get Chipolte. (cackling) Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.10,0:03:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sean) Oh, dude. Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.15,0:03:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Anyway--\N- (Sean) We'll make this catapult though. Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.25,0:03:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! That's what we're gonna do! Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.75,0:03:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) Okay, we're making the catapult. Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.16,0:03:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) Alright, this looks super fun for someone like you. Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.73,0:03:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.13,0:03:39.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I'm not good with these. Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.42,0:03:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I never made models as a kid.\N- [inaudible]. Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.10,0:03:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My brother loved that stuff. He's like you. Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.08,0:03:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, what can I help you with because I feel like I'm doing nothing? Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.41,0:03:50.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (sneezing)\N- Bless you! Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.34,0:03:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ugh, I'm a little bit...boogers out here.\N- (chuckling) Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.69,0:03:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dude! (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.82,0:04:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Sean mutters)\N- I'm leaving this. Don't break it, dude! Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.22,0:04:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Make it.\N- I'm trying not to. Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.12,0:04:08.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh!\N- [bleep] You scared me! Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.14,0:04:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I'm not an engineer, so... Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.36,0:04:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) Got no glue to hold me down. Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.31,0:04:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's what we got so far. Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.65,0:04:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got...dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Drop the bass! Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.04,0:04:22.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (together) Let them drop that--\N- Dude, I don't wanna drop it. Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.92,0:04:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh-oh...\N- What? Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.06,0:04:32.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We'll figure--\N- Uh-oh... Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.30,0:04:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What'd we mess up?\N- (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.93,0:04:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What did we mess up?\N- This bottom one has to be flipped, dude. Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.80,0:04:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You used the wrong sides.\N- Oh, dude! Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.68,0:04:43.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh...we're in trouble. Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.41,0:04:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something's gonna bubble. Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.70,0:04:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (snapping noise)\N- Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.12,0:04:50.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good?\N- I dunno. Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.63,0:04:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I hope so.\N- I hope so too. Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.29,0:04:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yay!\N- Oh my god, that [inaudible]. Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.63,0:05:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice. Problem avoided. Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.59,0:05:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh-oh...(laughter)\N- What? Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.14,0:05:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What did we do wrong?\N- [inaudible] Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.10,0:05:08.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't scare me like that! Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.29,0:05:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ta-da! Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.43,0:05:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ready?\N- (Sean) Ready. Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.42,0:05:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two, three, FIRE [inaudible]! Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.69,0:05:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (dull thud)\N- (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.70,0:05:21.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FIIIIIRE! Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.65,0:05:24.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughter)\N- (Sean) One broke? You gotta pull it! Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.20,0:05:26.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Ryan) I am pulling it.\N- (Sean) There's so much pressure. Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.41,0:05:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) Ready? One, two-- Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.73,0:05:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (together) Oh!\N- Wow! Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.45,0:05:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Sean) That went far!\N- That went hella far. Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.11,0:05:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are done! We finished making the catapult. Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.16,0:05:36.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Look at this bad boy.\N- (Sean) Look at that. Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.75,0:05:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least it looks--I mean, we might not be the best Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.60,0:05:41.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at aiming with them, but it looks cool. Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.09,0:05:42.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the main thing. Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.19,0:05:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let us know what you guys want to see us do next Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.84,0:05:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because, clearly, we don't want to be just driving around again. Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.09,0:05:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Right, Sean?\N- Yep. Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.07,0:05:47.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aight?\N- Aight. Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.95,0:05:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With that being said, Skittle me. Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.53,0:05:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is gonna hurt... Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.17,0:05:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With that being said...Skittle me, Sean! Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.48,0:05:54.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sean) One, two-- Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.46,0:05:56.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Sean) Where'd it go?\N- (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.90,0:05:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sean) One, two-- Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.18,0:05:59.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, dude!\N- Where'd it go?! Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.92,0:06:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Sean) One, two, three.\N- (Will) Wait, wait, I'm not ready. Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.79,0:06:03.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry up! Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.13,0:06:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care, just-- Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.52,0:06:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Sean) Ready?\N- Uh-huh. Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.71,0:06:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Sean) One, two, three.\N- (Ryan whimpers) Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.80,0:06:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh!\N- (Sean laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.92,0:06:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, it hits you hard. Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.10,0:06:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! In my face! Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.84,0:06:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh!\N- (Will) Oh my god! Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.52,0:06:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so scared. Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.80,0:06:19.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh!\N- (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.25,0:06:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming) Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.36,0:06:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your turn! Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.42,0:06:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Will) One, two--\N- (Ryan) Two... Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.12,0:06:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) Wait, wait. Where is it? Right here. Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.99,0:06:32.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Ryan) Oh! Right in your face.\N- It hit my finger, dude. Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.85,0:06:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan laughs) Right in your dick. Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.18,0:06:39.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) Oh, that was close. Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.02,0:06:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I'm gonna try two at once. Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.70,0:06:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(skittles patter on floor) Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.02,0:06:44.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That went over you. Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.22,0:06:46.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is harder than I thought it was gonna be. Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.14,0:06:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too low, too low. Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.48,0:06:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.29,0:06:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, my head!\N- (laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.08,0:06:56.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Orange, ready!\N- Oh, one of them broke! Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.47,0:06:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice. Once, two, three. Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.90,0:07:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU GOT IT! Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.60,0:07:03.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.41,0:07:05.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we can finally end the damn video! Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.18,0:07:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Game. Over. Don't try that at home unless you want Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.95,0:07:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to lose some teeth. Byeee! Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.90,0:07:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Higa TV! Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.67,0:07:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoaaa! Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.38,0:07:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What's up guys? Hope you enjoyed that video.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.21,0:07:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Click that link to watch last week's video,{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.54,0:07:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and if you wanna see us do more things,{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.44,0:07:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}then comment in the comment box below.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.80,0:07:25.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You know what I'm saying?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.38,0:07:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...I dunno what I'm doing.{\i0}