- Man. - (Sean) Hi.
- Ready? - (Sean) Yeah. I like your shoes.
(dog barking)
(Ryan) Thanks, they were free. Courtesy of Jeremy Lin.
- (Sean) What do you want to eat? - (Ryan) I don't know.
(Sean) This is my first meal of the day, and it's 5:00.
- (Ryan) It's the FIRST meal of the day! - (Sean) Hey, that was high pitched, dude.
That was good.
So we are going to one of the best restaurants in the world,
probably the fanciest thing we can think of on the spot,
and you're about to see it right about...
(humming silly tune)
Twenty minutes later.
(Ryan) We are here. Are you ready for the reveal
of the best place you can eat in Vegas?
(humming)
Oh wait, you can't see it.
(Ryan) You know, Jeremy? He gets a card from Chipolte.
He gets free Chipolte. Can somebody tweets Chipolte
and say we want one of those cards 'cause we give you guys
more business than everybody else.
(Sean) Alright, what did you get this time? Chicken?
I always get the same thing.
- You always get chicken. - Chicken and guacamole.
- See? I change mine up with steak, chicken-- - I always order the same thing.
We came here to eat first 'cause we couldn't decide
what we wanted to do today.
We still have no idea.
So by the time we leave here, we have to know something
- about what we're going to do today. - Alright.
We're not just gonna eat for a video. Who does that?
- (singing) Lunchtime with Smosh! - (laughter)
That's a good series, though.
- I like watching them eat. - Me too. Anyway...bye.
One hour later.
So we didn't know what we were gonna do still.
I think we were too focused on just enjoying Chipolte.
We should've went someplace that terrible,
so we could be like, "Ugh. Let's think of something to do."
- You know what we do have, though? - What?
- That catapult thing... - (gasping)
- ..that we got from P.O. Box-- - Oh, we could make the catapult!
(tires screeching)
(terrified scream, followed by crash)
Was it messed up? Sometimes, you know, when people make
- turns that they shouldn't have made? - Yes, I'm clearly like in their lane.
I easily could've braked earlier, but I'd wait
- a little bit more to freak him out-- - Yeah.
- Because they should learn. - They should.
You shouldn't do that. I don't take risks.
Risks. RISK. Like, the plural of risk is really hard to say.
There's so many words I have a hard time saying like that.
I think that's just a Hawaii thing.
Being from Hawaii, we don't speak proper English.
We don't speak good!
Pigeon English.
- If you notice, me and Sean--Sean and I... - (laughter)
...used to speak a lot worse back in the day.
- I just spit all over my arm. - (laughter)
- Me and Sean--Sean and I... - (laughter)
- We just didn't know how to talk. - Definitely.
We didn't know how to speak...
but I guess that's part of the--(gasping)
A Ferrari!
(Ryan) I didn't take my meds today. No meds, no creds.
- (Sean) Oh my god! - (Ryan) What does that even mean?
Yup! Just one of those days where I just don't take my meds
and Sean has to deal with me. (laughter)
We're almost to Sean's house, so bye?
We'll see you in Sean's house right NOW.
- (chuckling) - We're like, "Naw, naw, we're still here."
RIGHT NOW!
Nah, my hand's still on the thing. BUT NOW!
(laughter)
Nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay.
Nah! Okay, yeah, we're here.
So we couldn't figure out what to do,
so we just started walking around and driving around.
[inaudible]
- (Ryan) And now Will's also here. - (Sean) Hi, Will.
Well, we didn't get Chipolte. (cackling)
(Sean) Oh, dude.
- Anyway-- - (Sean) We'll make this catapult though.
Yeah! That's what we're gonna do!
(Ryan) Okay, we're making the catapult.
(Ryan) Alright, this looks super fun for someone like you.
(laughter)
Alright, I'm not good with these.
- I never made models as a kid. - [inaudible].
My brother loved that stuff. He's like you.
Alright, what can I help you with because I feel like I'm doing nothing?
- (sneezing) - Bless you!
- Ugh, I'm a little bit...boogers out here. - (chuckling)
Oh, dude! (laughter)
- (Sean mutters) - I'm leaving this. Don't break it, dude!
- Make it. - I'm trying not to.
- Oh! - [bleep] You scared me!
I guess I'm not an engineer, so...
(singing) Got no glue to hold me down.
Here's what we got so far.
We got...dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Drop the bass!
- (together) Let them drop that-- - Dude, I don't wanna drop it.
- Uh-oh... - What?
- We'll figure-- - Uh-oh...
- What'd we mess up? - (laughter)
- What did we mess up? - This bottom one has to be flipped, dude.
- You used the wrong sides. - Oh, dude!
Uh-oh...we're in trouble.
Something's gonna bubble.
- (snapping noise) - Oh!
- Good? - I dunno.
- I hope so. - I hope so too.
- Yay! - Oh my god, that [inaudible].
Nice. Problem avoided.
- Uh-oh...(laughter) - What?
- What did we do wrong? - [inaudible]
Don't scare me like that!
Ta-da!
- Ready? - (Sean) Ready.
One, two, three, FIRE [inaudible]!
- (dull thud) - (laughter)
FIIIIIRE!
- (laughter) - (Sean) One broke? You gotta pull it!
- (Ryan) I am pulling it. - (Sean) There's so much pressure.
(Ryan) Ready? One, two--
- (together) Oh! - Wow!
- (Sean) That went far! - That went hella far.
We are done! We finished making the catapult.
- Look at this bad boy. - (Sean) Look at that.
At least it looks--I mean, we might not be the best
at aiming with them, but it looks cool.
That's the main thing.
Let us know what you guys want to see us do next
because, clearly, we don't want to be just driving around again.
- Right, Sean? - Yep.
- Aight? - Aight.
With that being said, Skittle me.
That is gonna hurt...
With that being said...Skittle me, Sean!
(Sean) One, two--
- (Sean) Where'd it go? - (laughter)
(Sean) One, two--
- Oh, dude! - Where'd it go?!
- (Sean) One, two, three. - (Will) Wait, wait, I'm not ready.
Hurry up!
I don't care, just--
- (Sean) Ready? - Uh-huh.
- (Sean) One, two, three. - (Ryan whimpers)
- Oh! - (Sean laughs)
Dude, it hits you hard.
Oh! In my face!
- Oh! - (Will) Oh my god!
I'm so scared.
- Oh! - (laughter)
(screaming)
Your turn!
- (Will) One, two-- - (Ryan) Two...
(Ryan) Wait, wait. Where is it? Right here.
- (Ryan) Oh! Right in your face. - It hit my finger, dude.
(Ryan laughs) Right in your dick.
(Ryan) Oh, that was close.
Alright, I'm gonna try two at once.
(skittles patter on floor)
That went over you.
This is harder than I thought it was gonna be.
Too low, too low.
No! (laughter)
- Oh, my head! - (laughter)
- Orange, ready! - Oh, one of them broke!
Nice. Once, two, three.
YOU GOT IT!
Yeah!
Now we can finally end the damn video!
Game. Over. Don't try that at home unless you want
to lose some teeth. Byeee!
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