WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Man. - Hi. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Ready? Yeah? I like your shoes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (dog barking) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Ryan) Thanks, they were free. Courtesy of Jeremy Lin. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (Ryan) What do you want to eat? - I don't know. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Ryan) This is my first meal of the day, and it's 5:00. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - It's the first meal of the day! - (Ryan) Hey, that was high pitched, dude. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That was good. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So we are going to one of the best restaurants in the world, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 probably the fanciest thing we can think of on the spot, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and you're about to see it right about... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (humming silly tune) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Twenty minutes later. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Ryan) We are here. Are you ready for the review 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 of the best place you can eat in Vegas? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (humming) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh wait, you can't see it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Ryan) You know, Jeremy? He gets a card from Chipolte. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He gets free Chipolte. If somebody tweets Chipolte 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and say we want one of those cards 'cause we give you guys 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 more business than everybody else. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, what did you get this time? Chicken? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I always get the same thing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - You always get chicken. - Chicken and guacamole. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - See? I change mine up with steak, chicken-- - I always order the same thing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We came here to eat first 'cause we couldn't decide 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what we wanted to do today. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We still have no idea. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So by the time we leave here, we have to know something 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - about what we're going to do today. - Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We're not just gonna eat for a video. Who does that? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (singing) Lunchtime with Smosh! - (laughter) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's a good series, though. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - I like watching them eat. - Me too. Anyway...bye. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One hour later. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So we didn't know what we were gonna do still. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think we were too focused on just enjoying Chipolte. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We should've went someplace that terrible, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so we could be like, "Ugh. Let's think of something to do." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - You know what we do have, though? - What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - That catapult thing... - (gasping) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - ..that we got from P.O. Box-- - Oh, we could make the catapult! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (tires screeching) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (terrified scream, followed by crash) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Was it messed up? Sometimes, you know, when people make 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - turns that they shouldn't have made? - Yes, I'm clearly like in their lane. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I easily could've braked earlier, but I'd wait 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - a little bit more to freak him out-- - Yeah. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Because they should learn. - They should. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You shouldn't do that. I don't take risks. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Risks. RISK. Like, plural of risk is really hard to say. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There's so many words I have a hard time saying like that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think that's just a Hawaii thing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Being from Hawaii, we don't speak proper English. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We don't speak good! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pigeon English. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - If you notice, me and Sean--Sean and I... - (laughter) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...used to speak a lot worse back in the day. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - We'd just spit all over my alarm. - (laughter) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Me and Sean--Sean and I... - (laughter) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - We just didn't know how to talk. - Definitely. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We didn't know how to speak... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but I guess that's part of the--(gasping) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A Ferrari! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Ryan) I didn't take my meds today. No meds, no creds. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (Sean) Oh my god! - (Ryan) What does that even mean? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yup! Just one of those days where I just don't take my meds 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and Sean has to deal with me. (laughter) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We're almost to Sean's house, so bye? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We'll see you in Sean's house right NOW. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (chuckling) - We're like, "Naw, naw, we're still here." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 RIGHT NOW! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nah, my hand's still on the thing. BUT NOW! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (laughter) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nah! Okay, yeah, we're here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So we couldn't figure out what to do, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so we just started walking around and driving around. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [inaudible] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (Ryan) And now Will's also here. - (Sean) Hi, Will. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, we didn't go to Chipolte. (cackling) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Sean) Oh, dude. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Anyway-- - (Sean) We'll make this catapult though. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah! That's what we're gonna do! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Ryan) Okay, we're making the catapult. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Ryan) Alright, this looks super fun for someone like you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (laughter) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, I'm not good with these. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - I never made models as a kid. - Me neither. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My brother loved that stuff. He's like you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, what can I help you with because I feel like I'm doing nothing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (sneezing) - Bless you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Ugh, I'm a little bit...boogers out here. - (chuckling) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, dude! (laughter) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (Sean mutters) - I'm leaving this. Don't break it, dude! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Make it. - I'm trying not to. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Oh! - [bleep] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You scared me! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I guess I'm not an engineer, so... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (singing) Got no glue to hold me down. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Here's what we got so far. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We got...dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Drop the bass! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (together) Let them drop that-- - Dude, I don't wanna drop it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Uh-oh... - What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - We'll figure-- - Uh-oh... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - What'd we mess up? - (laughter) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - What did we mess up? - This bottom one has to be flipped, dude. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - You used the wrong sides. - Oh, dude! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh-oh...we're in trouble. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something's gonna bubble. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - (snapping noise) - Oh! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Good? - I dunno. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - I hope so. - I hope so too. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 - Yay! - Oh my god, that [inaudible]. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999