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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Man.\N- {\i1}Hi.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}Ready? Yeah? I like your shoes.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dog barking)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) Thanks, they were free. Courtesy of Jeremy Lin.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Ryan) What do you want to eat?\N- {\i1}I don't know.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) This is my first meal of the day, and it's 5:00.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's the first meal of the day!\N- (Ryan) Hey, that was high pitched, dude.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was good.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we are going to one of the best restaurants in the world,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,probably the fanciest thing we can think of on the spot,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're about to see it right about...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(humming silly tune)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twenty minutes later.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) We are here. Are you ready for the review
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the best place you can eat in Vegas?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(humming)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait, you can't see it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) You know, Jeremy? He gets a card from Chipolte.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He gets free Chipolte. If somebody tweets Chipolte
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and say we want one of those cards 'cause we give you guys
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more business than everybody else.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Alright, what did you get this time? Chicken?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always get the same thing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}You always get chicken.{\i0}\N- Chicken and guacamole.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}See? I change mine up with steak, chicken--{\i0}\N- I always order the same thing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We came here to eat first 'cause we couldn't decide
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what we wanted to do today.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We still have no idea.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So by the time we leave here, we have to know something
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- about what we're going to do today.\N- {\i1}Alright.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not just gonna eat for a video. Who does that?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (singing) Lunchtime with Smosh!\N- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a good series, though.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I like watching them eat.\N- {\i1}Me too. Anyway...bye.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One hour later.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we didn't know what we were gonna do still.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we were too focused on just enjoying Chipolte.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should've went someplace that terrible,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we could be like, "Ugh. Let's think of something to do."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know what we do have, though?\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That catapult thing...\N- (gasping)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ..that we got from P.O. Box--\N- Oh, we could make the catapult!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(tires screeching)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(terrified scream, followed by crash)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it messed up? Sometimes, you know, when people make
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- turns that they shouldn't have made?\N- Yes, I'm clearly like in their lane.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I easily could've braked earlier, but I'd wait
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- a little bit more to freak him out--\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Because they should learn.\N- They should.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You shouldn't do that. I don't take risks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Risks. RISK. Like, plural of risk is really hard to say.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's so many words I have a hard time saying like that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that's just a Hawaii thing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being from Hawaii, we don't speak proper English.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't speak good!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pigeon English.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- If you notice, me and Sean--Sean and I...\N- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...used to speak a lot worse back in the day.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We'd just spit all over my alarm.\N- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Me and Sean--Sean and I...\N- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We just didn't know how to talk.\N- Definitely.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We didn't know how to speak...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I guess that's part of the--(gasping)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A Ferrari!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) I didn't take my meds today. No meds, no creds.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Sean) Oh my god!\N- (Ryan) What does that even mean?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup! Just one of those days where I just don't take my meds
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Sean has to deal with me. (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're almost to Sean's house, so bye?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll see you in Sean's house right NOW.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (chuckling)\N- We're like, "Naw, naw, we're still here."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RIGHT NOW!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, my hand's still on the thing. BUT NOW!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah! Okay, yeah, we're here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we couldn't figure out what to do,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we just started walking around and driving around.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Ryan) And now Will's also here.\N- (Sean) Hi, Will.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we didn't go to Chipolte. (cackling)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sean) Oh, dude.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Anyway--\N- (Sean) We'll make this catapult though.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! That's what we're gonna do!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) Okay, we're making the catapult.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) Alright, this looks super fun for someone like you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I'm not good with these.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I never made models as a kid.\N- Me neither.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My brother loved that stuff. He's like you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, what can I help you with because I feel like I'm doing nothing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (sneezing)\N- Bless you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ugh, I'm a little bit...boogers out here.\N- (chuckling)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dude! (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Sean mutters)\N- I'm leaving this. Don't break it, dude!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Make it.\N- I'm trying not to.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh!\N- [bleep]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You scared me!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I'm not an engineer, so...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) Got no glue to hold me down.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's what we got so far.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got...dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Drop the bass!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (together) Let them drop that--\N- Dude, I don't wanna drop it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh-oh...\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We'll figure--\N- Uh-oh...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What'd we mess up?\N- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What did we mess up?\N- This bottom one has to be flipped, dude.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You used the wrong sides.\N- Oh, dude!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh...we're in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something's gonna bubble.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (snapping noise)\N- Oh!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good?\N- I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I hope so.\N- I hope so too.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yay!\N- Oh my god, that [inaudible].
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,