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- Man.
- <i>Hi.</i>

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- <i>Ready? Yeah? I like your shoes.</i>

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(dog barking)

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(Ryan) Thanks, they were free. Courtesy of Jeremy Lin.

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- (Ryan) What do you want to eat?
- <i>I don't know.</i>

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(Ryan) This is my first meal of the day, and it's 5:00.

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- It's the first meal of the day!
- (Ryan) Hey, that was high pitched, dude.

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That was good.

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So we are going to one of the best restaurants in the world,

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probably the fanciest thing we can think of on the spot,

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and you're about to see it right about...

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(humming silly tune)

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Twenty minutes later.

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(Ryan) We are here. Are you ready for the review

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of the best place you can eat in Vegas?

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(humming)

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Oh wait, you can't see it.

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(Ryan) You know, Jeremy? He gets a card from Chipolte.

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He gets free Chipolte. If somebody tweets Chipolte

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and say we want one of those cards 'cause we give you guys

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more business than everybody else.

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<i>Alright, what did you get this time? Chicken?</i>

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I always get the same thing.

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- <i>You always get chicken.</i>
- Chicken and guacamole.

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- <i>See? I change mine up with steak, chicken--</i>
- I always order the same thing.

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We came here to eat first 'cause we couldn't decide

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what we wanted to do today.

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We still have no idea.

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So by the time we leave here, we have to know something

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- about what we're going to do today.
- <i>Alright.</i>

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We're not just gonna eat for a video. Who does that?

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- (singing) Lunchtime with Smosh!
- (laughter)

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That's a good series, though.

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- I like watching them eat.
- <i>Me too. Anyway...bye.</i>

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One hour later.

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So we didn't know what we were gonna do still.

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I think we were too focused on just enjoying Chipolte.

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We should've went someplace that terrible,

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so we could be like, "Ugh. Let's think of something to do."

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- You know what we do have, though?
- What?

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- That catapult thing...
- (gasping)

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- ..that we got from P.O. Box--
- Oh, we could make the catapult!

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(tires screeching)

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(terrified scream, followed by crash)

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Was it messed up? Sometimes, you know, when people make

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- turns that they shouldn't have made?
- Yes, I'm clearly like in their lane.

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I easily could've braked earlier, but I'd wait

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- a little bit more to freak him out--
- Yeah.

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- Because they should learn.
- They should.

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You shouldn't do that. I don't take risks.

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Risks. RISK. Like, plural of risk is really hard to say.

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There's so many words I have a hard time saying like that.

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I think that's just a Hawaii thing.

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Being from Hawaii, we don't speak proper English.

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We don't speak good!

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Pigeon English.

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- If you notice, me and Sean--Sean and I...
- (laughter)

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...used to speak a lot worse back in the day.

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- We'd just spit all over my alarm.
- (laughter)

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- Me and Sean--Sean and I...
- (laughter)

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- We just didn't know how to talk.
- Definitely.

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We didn't know how to speak...

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but I guess that's part of the--(gasping)

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A Ferrari!

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(Ryan) I didn't take my meds today. No meds, no creds.

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- (Sean) Oh my god!
- (Ryan) What does that even mean?

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Yup! Just one of those days where I just don't take my meds

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and Sean has to deal with me. (laughter)

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We're almost to Sean's house, so bye?

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We'll see you in Sean's house right NOW.

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- (chuckling)
- We're like, "Naw, naw, we're still here."

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RIGHT NOW!

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Nah, my hand's still on the thing. BUT NOW!

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(laughter)

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Nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay.

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Nah! Okay, yeah, we're here.

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So we couldn't figure out what to do,

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so we just started walking around and driving around.

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[inaudible]

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- (Ryan) And now Will's also here.
- (Sean) Hi, Will.

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Well, we didn't go to Chipolte. (cackling)

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(Sean) Oh, dude.

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- Anyway--
- (Sean) We'll make this catapult though.

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Yeah! That's what we're gonna do!

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(Ryan) Okay, we're making the catapult.

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(Ryan) Alright, this looks super fun for someone like you.

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(laughter)

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Alright, I'm not good with these.

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- I never made models as a kid.
- Me neither.

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My brother loved that stuff. He's like you.

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Alright, what can I help you with because I feel like I'm doing nothing.

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- (sneezing)
- Bless you!

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- Ugh, I'm a little bit...boogers out here.
- (chuckling)

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Oh, dude! (laughter)

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- (Sean mutters)
- I'm leaving this. Don't break it, dude!

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- Make it.
- I'm trying not to.

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- Oh!
- [bleep]

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You scared me!

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I guess I'm not an engineer, so...

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(singing) Got no glue to hold me down.

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Here's what we got so far.

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We got...dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Drop the bass!

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- (together) Let them drop that--
- Dude, I don't wanna drop it.

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- Uh-oh...
- What?

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- We'll figure--
- Uh-oh...

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- What'd we mess up?
- (laughter)

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- What did we mess up?
- This bottom one has to be flipped, dude.

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- You used the wrong sides.
- Oh, dude!

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Uh-oh...we're in trouble.

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Something's gonna bubble.

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- (snapping noise)
- Oh!

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- Good?
- I dunno.

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- I hope so.
- I hope so too.

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- Yay!
- Oh my god, that [inaudible].

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