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- Man.[br]- Hi.
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- Ready? Yeah? I like your shoes.
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(dog barking)
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(Ryan) Thanks, they were free. Courtesy of Jeremy Lin.
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- (Ryan) What do you want to eat?[br]- I don't know.
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(Ryan) This is my first meal of the day, and it's 5:00.
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- It's the first meal of the day![br]- (Ryan) Hey, that was high pitched, dude.
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That was good.
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So we are going to one of the best restaurants in the world,
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probably the fanciest thing we can think of on the spot,
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and you're about to see it right about...
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(humming silly tune)
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Twenty minutes later.
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(Ryan) We are here. Are you ready for the review
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of the best place you can eat in Vegas?
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(humming)
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Oh wait, you can't see it.
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(Ryan) You know, Jeremy? He gets a card from Chipolte.
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He gets free Chipolte. If somebody tweets Chipolte
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and say we want one of those cards 'cause we give you guys
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more business than everybody else.
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Alright, what did you get this time? Chicken?
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I always get the same thing.
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- You always get chicken.[br]- Chicken and guacamole.
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- See? I change mine up with steak, chicken--[br]- I always order the same thing.
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We came here to eat first 'cause we couldn't decide
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what we wanted to do today.
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We still have no idea.
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So by the time we leave here, we have to know something
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- about what we're going to do today.[br]- Alright.
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We're not just gonna eat for a video. Who does that?
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- (singing) Lunchtime with Smosh![br]- (laughter)
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That's a good series, though.
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- I like watching them eat.[br]- Me too. Anyway...bye.
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One hour later.
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So we didn't know what we were gonna do still.
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I think we were too focused on just enjoying Chipolte.
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We should've went someplace that terrible,
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so we could be like, "Ugh. Let's think of something to do."
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- You know what we do have, though?[br]- What?
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- That catapult thing...[br]- (gasping)
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- ..that we got from P.O. Box--[br]- Oh, we could make the catapult!
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(tires screeching)
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(terrified scream, followed by crash)
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Was it messed up? Sometimes, you know, when people make
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- turns that they shouldn't have made?[br]- Yes, I'm clearly like in their lane.
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I easily could've braked earlier, but I'd wait
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- a little bit more to freak him out--[br]- Yeah.
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- Because they should learn.[br]- They should.
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You shouldn't do that. I don't take risks.
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Risks. RISK. Like, plural of risk is really hard to say.
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There's so many words I have a hard time saying like that.
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I think that's just a Hawaii thing.
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Being from Hawaii, we don't speak proper English.
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We don't speak good!
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Pigeon English.
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- If you notice, me and Sean--Sean and I...[br]- (laughter)
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...used to speak a lot worse back in the day.
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- We'd just spit all over my alarm.[br]- (laughter)
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- Me and Sean--Sean and I...[br]- (laughter)
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- We just didn't know how to talk.[br]- Definitely.
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We didn't know how to speak...
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but I guess that's part of the--(gasping)
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A Ferrari!
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(Ryan) I didn't take my meds today. No meds, no creds.
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- (Sean) Oh my god![br]- (Ryan) What does that even mean?
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Yup! Just one of those days where I just don't take my meds
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and Sean has to deal with me. (laughter)
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We're almost to Sean's house, so bye?
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We'll see you in Sean's house right NOW.
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- (chuckling)[br]- We're like, "Naw, naw, we're still here."
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RIGHT NOW!
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Nah, my hand's still on the thing. BUT NOW!
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(laughter)
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Nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay.
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Nah! Okay, yeah, we're here.
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So we couldn't figure out what to do,
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so we just started walking around and driving around.
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[inaudible]
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- (Ryan) And now Will's also here.[br]- (Sean) Hi, Will.
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Well, we didn't go to Chipolte. (cackling)
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(Sean) Oh, dude.
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- Anyway--[br]- (Sean) We'll make this catapult though.
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Yeah! That's what we're gonna do!
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(Ryan) Okay, we're making the catapult.
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(Ryan) Alright, this looks super fun for someone like you.
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(laughter)
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Alright, I'm not good with these.
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- I never made models as a kid.[br]- Me neither.
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My brother loved that stuff. He's like you.
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Alright, what can I help you with because I feel like I'm doing nothing.
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- (sneezing)[br]- Bless you!
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- Ugh, I'm a little bit...boogers out here.[br]- (chuckling)
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Oh, dude! (laughter)
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- (Sean mutters)[br]- I'm leaving this. Don't break it, dude!
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- Make it.[br]- I'm trying not to.
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- Oh![br]- [bleep]
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You scared me!
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I guess I'm not an engineer, so...
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(singing) Got no glue to hold me down.
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Here's what we got so far.
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We got...dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Drop the bass!
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- (together) Let them drop that--[br]- Dude, I don't wanna drop it.
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- Uh-oh...[br]- What?
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- We'll figure--[br]- Uh-oh...
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- What'd we mess up?[br]- (laughter)
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- What did we mess up?[br]- This bottom one has to be flipped, dude.
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- You used the wrong sides.[br]- Oh, dude!
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Uh-oh...we're in trouble.
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Something's gonna bubble.
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- (snapping noise)[br]- Oh!
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- Good?[br]- I dunno.
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- I hope so.[br]- I hope so too.
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- Yay![br]- Oh my god, that [inaudible].
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