[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.60,0:00:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys, I'm doing\Nall new material tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.91,0:00:09.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have 12 new songs\Nabout my mother's suicide,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.11,0:00:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and one about \Na snowman.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.58,0:00:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Might wanna open\Nwith the snowman.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.40,0:00:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, Joey.\N- Hey, Joey.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.85,0:00:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, buddy.\N- Hey, Jo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.09,0:00:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So how'd it go?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.65,0:00:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I didn't get the job.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.99,0:00:25.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(together)\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How could you not get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.82,0:00:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were Santa last year.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.60,0:00:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know,\Nsome fat guy's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.30,0:00:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sleeping with \Nthe store manager.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.19,0:00:37.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not even jolly.\NIt's all political.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.47,0:00:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are you gonna be?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.11,0:00:41.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I'm gonna be\None of his helpers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.05,0:00:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just such a slap\Nin the face, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.25,0:00:46.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, do you guys know what\Nyou're doing for New Years?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.61,0:00:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[indistinct chatter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.80,0:00:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gee! what?\NWhat is wrong with New Years?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.65,0:00:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, nothing for you.\NYou have Paolo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.28,0:00:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have to face\Nthe horrible pressures
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.02,0:00:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of this holiday.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.32,0:00:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Desperate scramble\Nto find anything with lips
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.32,0:01:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just so you can have somebody\Nto kiss when the ball drops -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.83,0:01:02.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I'm talking loud!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.72,0:01:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, for your information
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.73,0:01:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paolo's gonna be in Rome\Nthis New Year's.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.70,0:01:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'll be just as pathetic\Nas the rest of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.06,0:01:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you wish.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.84,0:01:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just that I'm sick of being \Na victim this Dick Clark Holiday.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.93,0:01:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say this year,\Nno dates, we make a pact.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.81,0:01:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just the six of us. Dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.21,0:01:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sure.\N- Okay. We'll do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.93,0:01:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I was hoping for\Na little more enthusiasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.05,0:01:28.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:30.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Phoebe, you're on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.06,0:01:31.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, oh, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.69,0:01:35.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen\Nback by popular demand.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.83,0:01:38.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Miss Phoebe Buffay.\NWooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.70,0:01:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[applauding]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.50,0:01:43.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. Thanks. Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.67,0:01:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, ahem, I wanna\Nstart with a song
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.70,0:01:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that means a lot to me\Nthis time of year.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.61,0:01:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I made a man\Nwith eyes of coal ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.12,0:02:00.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And a smile so bewitchin'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.89,0:02:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ How was I supposed to know
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.71,0:02:08.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ That my mom was dead\Nin the kitchen ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.96,0:02:13.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ La la la la la...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.77,0:02:16.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ My mother's ashes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.70,0:02:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Even her eyelashes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.81,0:02:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Are resting \Nin a little yellow jar ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.45,0:02:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And sometimes\Nwhen it's freezing ♪\N[indistinct chatter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.92,0:02:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I feel a little sneezy\Nand now I... ♪\N[indistinct chatter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.09,0:02:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me? Excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.76,0:02:39.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, noisy boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.23,0:02:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it something that you would\Nto share with the entire group?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.06,0:02:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, that's - that's ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.83,0:02:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, come on,\Nif it's important enough
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.30,0:02:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to discuss\Nwhile I'm playing,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.07,0:02:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then, I assume \Nit's important enough
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.57,0:02:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for everyone \Nelse to hear.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.10,0:02:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy's going\Nhome with a note.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.49,0:03:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[clears throat]\NNothin', I was,\NI was just saying -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.48,0:03:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Could you speak up, please?\N- Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.35,0:03:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.97,0:03:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just saying \Nto my friend that I thought
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.26,0:03:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were the most\Nbeautiful woman
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.26,0:03:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I'd ever seen\Nin - in my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.90,0:03:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, he said that,\Nyou - you said you thought
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.19,0:03:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Daryl Hannah\N- Daryl Hannah was the most, uh,\Nbeautiful woman
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.76,0:03:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that he'd ever seen\Nin his life.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.36,0:03:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said, \NYeah, I liked her in Splash a lot
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.37,0:03:21.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but not so much\Nin - in Wall Street.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.67,0:03:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought she had a...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.94,0:03:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(together)\N...hard quality.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.37,0:03:27.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, uh, and, uh, well,\NDaryl Hannah
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.51,0:03:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is beautiful \Nin a conventional way
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.61,0:03:34.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are, uh, luminous\Nwith a kind of a delicate grace.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.78,0:03:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, uh, that - that - that's\Nwhen you started yelling.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.66,0:03:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, we're gonna\Ntake a short break.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.32,0:03:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that guy's going\Nhome with more than a note.