0:00:04.604,0:00:06.901 Hey, guys, I'm doing[br]all new material tonight. 0:00:06.906,0:00:09.108 I have 12 new songs[br]about my mother's suicide, 0:00:09.108,0:00:11.208 and one about [br]a snowman. 0:00:13.579,0:00:16.017 Might wanna open[br]with the snowman. 0:00:17.404,0:00:18.846 - Hey, Joey.[br]- Hey, Joey. 0:00:18.851,0:00:20.086 - Hey, buddy.[br]- Hey, Jo. 0:00:20.086,0:00:21.568 So how'd it go? 0:00:21.654,0:00:23.954 Uh, I didn't get the job. 0:00:23.990,0:00:25.088 (together)[br]Oh. 0:00:25.124,0:00:26.805 How could you not get it? 0:00:26.825,0:00:28.919 You were Santa last year. 0:00:29.595,0:00:31.296 I don't know,[br]some fat guy's 0:00:31.296,0:00:33.523 sleeping with [br]the store manager. 0:00:34.187,0:00:37.154 He's not even jolly.[br]It's all political. 0:00:37.470,0:00:39.114 So what are you gonna be? 0:00:39.114,0:00:41.054 Uh, I'm gonna be[br]one of his helpers. 0:00:41.054,0:00:44.246 It's just such a slap[br]in the face, you know? 0:00:44.254,0:00:46.612 Hey, do you guys know what[br]you're doing for New Years? 0:00:46.612,0:00:48.795 [indistinct chatter] 0:00:48.795,0:00:51.654 Gee! what?[br]What is wrong with New Years? 0:00:51.654,0:00:53.285 Well, nothing for you.[br]You have Paolo. 0:00:53.285,0:00:55.021 You don't have to face[br]the horrible pressures 0:00:55.021,0:00:56.322 of this holiday. 0:00:56.322,0:00:58.310 Desperate scramble[br]to find anything with lips 0:00:58.324,0:01:00.827 just so you can have somebody[br]to kiss when the ball drops - 0:01:00.827,0:01:02.674 Man, I'm talking loud! 0:01:03.725,0:01:05.677 Well, for your information 0:01:05.731,0:01:07.692 Paolo's gonna be in Rome[br]this New Year's. 0:01:07.700,0:01:10.059 So I'll be just as pathetic[br]as the rest of you. 0:01:10.060,0:01:11.809 Yeah, you wish. 0:01:13.840,0:01:16.927 Just that I'm sick of being [br]a victim this Dick Clark Holiday. 0:01:16.927,0:01:19.812 I say this year,[br]no dates, we make a pact. 0:01:19.812,0:01:22.160 Just the six of us. Dinner. 0:01:22.214,0:01:23.926 - Sure.[br]- Okay. We'll do that. 0:01:23.926,0:01:26.026 You know, I was hoping for[br]a little more enthusiasm. 0:01:26.051,0:01:28.094 [cheering] 0:01:28.821,0:01:30.059 Okay, Phoebe, you're on. 0:01:30.059,0:01:31.626 Oh, oh, good. 0:01:31.691,0:01:35.828 Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen[br]back by popular demand. 0:01:35.828,0:01:38.692 Miss Phoebe Buffay.[br]Wooo! 0:01:38.698,0:01:41.034 [applauding] 0:01:41.501,0:01:43.625 Hi. Thanks. Hi. 0:01:43.670,0:01:45.705 Uh, ahem, I wanna[br]start with a song 0:01:45.705,0:01:49.244 that means a lot to me[br]this time of year. 0:01:53.613,0:01:57.116 ♪ I made a man[br]with eyes of coal ♪ 0:01:57.116,0:02:00.857 ♪ And a smile so bewitchin' 0:02:00.886,0:02:03.709 ♪ How was I supposed to know 0:02:03.709,0:02:08.995 ♪ That my mom was dead[br]in the kitchen ♪ 0:02:10.961,0:02:13.756 ♪ La la la la la... 0:02:13.766,0:02:16.673 ♪ My mother's ashes 0:02:16.703,0:02:19.807 ♪ Even her eyelashes 0:02:19.807,0:02:28.408 ♪ Are resting [br]in a little yellow jar ♪ 0:02:28.448,0:02:31.906 ♪ And sometimes[br]when it's freezing ♪[br][indistinct chatter] 0:02:31.917,0:02:36.072 ♪ I feel a little sneezy[br]and now I... ♪[br][indistinct chatter] 0:02:36.089,0:02:37.757 Excuse me? Excuse me? 0:02:37.757,0:02:39.506 Yeah, noisy boys. 0:02:41.227,0:02:44.874 Is it something that you would[br]to share with the entire group? 0:02:46.056,0:02:48.833 No, no, that's - that's ok. 0:02:48.834,0:02:50.302 Well, come on,[br]if it's important enough 0:02:50.302,0:02:52.071 to discuss[br]while I'm playing, 0:02:52.071,0:02:53.572 then, I assume [br]it's important enough 0:02:53.572,0:02:55.097 for everyone [br]else to hear. 0:02:55.097,0:02:58.428 That guy's going[br]home with a note. 0:03:01.489,0:03:04.483 [clears throat][br]Nothin', I was,[br]I was just saying - 0:03:04.483,0:03:06.352 - Could you speak up, please?[br]- Sorry. 0:03:06.352,0:03:07.970 I was... 0:03:07.972,0:03:09.255 I was just saying [br]to my friend that I thought 0:03:09.255,0:03:10.256 you were the most[br]beautiful woman 0:03:10.256,0:03:12.898 that I'd ever seen[br]in - in my life. 0:03:12.898,0:03:14.193 And then, he said that,[br]you - you said you thought 0:03:14.193,0:03:16.762 - Daryl Hannah[br]- Daryl Hannah was the most, uh,[br]beautiful woman 0:03:16.762,0:03:18.364 that he'd ever seen[br]in his life. 0:03:18.364,0:03:20.373 And I said, [br]Yeah, I liked her in Splash a lot 0:03:20.373,0:03:21.667 but not so much[br]in - in Wall Street. 0:03:21.667,0:03:22.935 I thought she had a... 0:03:22.935,0:03:25.114 (together)[br]...hard quality. 0:03:25.371,0:03:27.506 And, uh, and, uh, well,[br]Daryl Hannah 0:03:27.506,0:03:29.609 is beautiful [br]in a conventional way 0:03:29.609,0:03:34.250 you are, uh, luminous[br]with a kind of a delicate grace. 0:03:35.781,0:03:39.451 Then, uh, that - that - that's[br]when you started yelling. 0:03:46.659,0:03:49.069 Okay, we're gonna[br]take a short break. 0:03:53.319,0:03:56.318 I think that guy's going[br]home with more than a note.