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Is it just me or does that salesman guy
we're transporting seem a little shady?

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He gave me a free sample of one of
his products.

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He calls it "predator juice"
says it will enhance my manhood.

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-Are you going to try it?
-Pssst, Hamilton, come on,

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do I look like I need 
to enhance my manhood?

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-Please don't make me look at it!
-Huh? Huh?

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You should try it though,
I hear this planet has some fancy ladies.

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I can't bone them all myself.

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Sorry man, I don't do drugs.
Only space weed.

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Yo. Pass that.

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-What a nice spaceship!

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Greetings.
I come in search of

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a lady to share my vast space
fortune with.

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Here, here. Let it be known
that I hath wrought mega death

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upon the beast of Cockney Forest.
The dreaded Paddington Bear,

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is no more. 


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Let it be part of the record
that he was no match for my manhood.

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Predator Juice

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Dude!

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Sorry, way over the line,
predator juice.

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Ahhhh!

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Doth your intentions speak 
of the promise of betrothal?

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What?

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[female] Oh! You naughty boy!

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[female] What scurrilous advances!

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[Female] Oh! Sir Jay. Leaving so soon?

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Uh Jay? Yeah, we have a situation.


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Sir Jay! You have sullied the 
honor of my townshed.

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We shall duel pistols at sunset.

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Uh, alright, fine.

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Dude, did you really bone ALL of them?

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I know, I said I couldn't,
bone them all myself,

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but I was wrong.

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You took the predator juice,
didn't you?

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Yeah, but I could have done it without it.


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I may have also had sex 
with a dragon at some point.

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So the point of this duel is to shoot 
the other guy before he shoots you.

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Correct, yes. At the count of....

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[zapping sound 
followed by squishy explosion]

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At the count of 3 you imbecile!

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Uh, oh. My bad. Do over.

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Have you no honor?

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Only when it helps me touch breasts.

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Prepare to die.

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[Thump, fire sounds and screaming}

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Don't you mess with my boyfriend!

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Nice.

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[Engine noise]

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Seriously dude? A dragon?

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She was a lady dragon.

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How is that even possible?

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Anything is possible if 
you believe in your penis.