Is it just me or does that salesman guy we're transporting seem a little shady?
He gave me a free sample of one of his products.
He calls it "predator juice" says it will enhance my manhood.
-Are you going to try it? -Pssst, Hamilton, come on,
do I look like I need to enhance my manhood?
-Please don't make me look at it! -Huh? Huh?
You should try it though, I hear this planet has some fancy ladies.
I can't bone them all myself.
Sorry man, I don't do drugs. Only space weed.
Yo. Pass that.
-What a nice spaceship!
Greetings. I come in search of
a lady to share my vast space fortune with.
Here, here. Let it be known that I hath wrought mega death
upon the beast of Cockney Forest. The dreaded Paddington Bear,
is no more.
Let it be part of the record that he was no match for my manhood.
Predator Juice
Dude!
Sorry, way over the line, predator juice.
Ahhhh!
Doth your intentions speak of the promise of betrothal?
What?
[female] Oh! You naughty boy!
[female] What scurrilous advances!
[Female] Oh! Sir Jay. Leaving so soon?
Uh Jay? Yeah, we have a situation.
Sir Jay! You have sullied the honor of my townshed.
We shall duel pistols at sunset.
Uh, alright, fine.
Dude, did you really bone ALL of them?
I know, I said I couldn't, bone them all myself,
but I was wrong.
You took the predator juice, didn't you?
Yeah, but I could have done it without it.
I may have also had sex with a dragon at some point.
So the point of this duel is to shoot the other guy before he shoots you.
Correct, yes. At the count of....
[zapping sound followed by squishy explosion]
At the count of 3 you imbecile!
Uh, oh. My bad. Do over.
Have you no honor?
Only when it helps me touch breasts.
Prepare to die.
[Thump, fire sounds and screaming}
Don't you mess with my boyfriend!
Nice.
[Engine noise]
Seriously dude? A dragon?
She was a lady dragon.
How is that even possible?
Anything is possible if you believe in your penis.