Hey I'm Giel, Thomas, Stefan
And this time you've decided that we have to do a parkour
(Yeah guys, we're not going to like this)
With... mousetraps
Welcome in the gym, we're not going to gym today
But we've made a parkour using mousetraps, I'll explain it
This is the beginning, you have to go up here while balancing
Then you jump from the "buck" to the rope
And then you jump over the buck, this is the buck...
Then we go to the balance beam
Now it gets fun, then we have a springboard
And then you have to get to the last mat with mousetraps, using the trapeze
And then you fall there hard
In total there are 500 mousetraps
Yeah, and of course we have the wheel of terror again
And this time the wheel will decide what you have to take off
For example: do you get "Alles", then you have to take everything off
We also arranged 2 reporters/referees who can make sure everything goes right
YES
(Giel): We'll start with you (Stefan): Yeah, I know
(Thomas): Go ahead, give it a good spin (Stefan): Oh no..
Let me pray for a bit..
(Giel & Thomas): EVERYTHING
And it is...
Socks off
(Giel): Only your socks?
(Stefan): Only my socks dude... Lucky
In 3... 2... 1...
(Giel): Now, there he goes
(Thomas): Go Stefan
The beam is a difficult part
He's going to start over
(Thomas): Yes, yes... (Stefan): F*ck
(Thomas): Stefan Jurriens is ready for it Here he goes..
In 3... 2... 1...
(Giel): A few mousetraps have been hit (Thomas): Yeah
(Stefan): Not a fair trach Mr. Referee, you can't make it without pain
Screams
(Thomas): He climbs very smooth over the climbing frame
(Thomas): Now he goes for the trampoline
(Giel): He's now going to cross that annoying beam again
In which he wasn't that successful last time
Oh, there he goes. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Those were real mousetraps
(Stefan): I'm never going to make this... how am I going to get across this?
What a sh*tty game
(Thomas): Okay, Giel de Winter. It's your turn
(Giel): Yeah it's my turn
(Thomas): What are you hoping for?
(Giel): Well, you know, I don't care. It's going to hurt anyways
So lets just... you know if I can keep my pants on I'll be fine
(Stefan): Good luck spinning (Thomas): He doesn't care at all
(Stefan): I hope he gets something bad
(Giel): Just spin it.. (Thomas): Can I spin?
(Thomas): Ok, here we go!
Exciting!
Everything? Oh no, sweater has to come off
(Stefan): He doesn't even have a sweater. Again!
(Giel): Know what guys?
F*ck the wheel, I'll get changed and just keep pants on
And I'll rush through the circuit
Alright, I'm ready... Mousetrap parkour for me
I think I'm just going to rush through it guys
It's going to hurt anyways
(Thomas): And the clock is started!
(Stefan): There he goes, can he do it?
No, look it's quite difficult
(Thomas): This is the first time he participates
He's the new talent
Screams
(Stefan): First mousetraps was already in his foot
(Thomas): He's going for it, he's using hands and feet for the beam
(Stefan): It appears to be more difficult than it looks
(Giel): **** what is this for stupid thing
(Thomas): Giel de Winter is allowed on this tournament with a wildcard.
And can now prove himself. He's also a talent under the participants
He's immediately going for the jump!
Screaming No! No!
More screaming
(Stefan): He's going right over it
Screaming "F*ck you"
(Thomas): He's taking a moment to recover, and he's continuing over
with the balancing beam
(Stefan): The balancing beam... It's always a difficult part in this parkour
He's kicking it off, this is a tactic we haven't seen before
(Thomas): He thinks to be smart, but mousetraps are also smart
They instantly go off when they feel something
(Giel): Screams, that was my f*cking underfoot
(Stefan): That was another one in his hindfoot
He's done it relatively well
(Thomas): He's going for the climbing frame
(Stefan): Now comes another difficult part
(Thomas): Here balance is extra important
(Stefan): What is this? This is a tactic that we... He's going right through it!
He's going right through it!
(Thomas): He's now on the springboard, he's going for the trapeze
(Giel): This is going to be so sh*t.. My fingers & feet hurt
(Stefan): Here we go, the last jump. Is he going to do it or not?
(Stefan): There he goes (Thomas): Nice swing
(Thomas): He landed
Screams
(Thomas): You'd say he's almost there, but he's taking his time
(Stefan): Again that Scandinavian tactic of crawling
(Thomas): And the time has stopped. 5 minutes, 5 seconds
(Stefan): Applause for Giel de Winter
(Thomas): Does it hurt?
(Stefan): Dude, look...
(Thomas): OH! The skin!
(Thomas): Now I don't want to go anymore. (Stefan): It's everwhere dude...
(Thomas): You have pieces of skin everywhere...
(Giel): Yeah, I've gotten mousetraps all over my fingers
Guys, I just let the medics treat me
Thomas... It's your turn
(Thomas): Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I've warmed up a little
I've done some stretching
....
Ready for it? 3... 2... 1...
EVERYTHING!!!! HAHA...
(Stefan): Take everything off! (Giel): This has to happen to you again!
(Thomas): Lets spin again... (Giel): No no no... everything off
(Giel): Welcome, we're still with this fantastic olympic sport namely...
Parkour with.. (Stefan): Mousetraps
We have the last participant
No other than Thomas van der Vlucht. He's going to do it in a special way.
He's going in only his boxer short, so we're very curious
Of what's going to happen
Alright, I'll count down. 3... 2... 1...
Go
This is a very weird way... He's going on his penis
"On his penis" way (Thomas): I'm actually sitting on my anus
(Thomas): I'm sitting on my anus... (Stefan): But he actually made it
(Giel): It does work, look.. there he goes
Although he's sitting in doggystyle...
(Stefan): This is very nice, it's a position he's very familiar with
But he's now going for the jump
There he goes
(Thomas): screams
(Stefan): I think we have to disapprove this to be honest
We're stopping the time
This isn't the intention. THIS IS DOPING!
We have to check, show your boxer
(Giel): This is doping... (Stefan): We're going to start over
(Giel): If you're not using doping you should be able to do it again
(Stefan): This is not the right way...
(Thomas): DUDE! I've done it perfect
(Stefan): You gotta follow the rules... This is doping violation
We have to do it again
(Thomas): Stefan! (Stefan): What, I have to fix the path
(Thomas): Get away!
(Stefan): But in that way you'll break your ankles
(Thomas): Screams
He's at the start again
He was already there but decided to go back for extra points
(Thomas): Because I'm naked I'm more sensitive
(Stefan): Vulnerable. (Thomas): More vulnerable, yeah.
(Stefan): You call that vaulting?!
(Thomas): screams
(Giel): He's kicking them off, that's not what ur supposed to do
Look, he's gonna kick off mousetraps
(Stefan): This is not what ur meant to do! (Giel): This is DOPING!
(Stefan): Is he kicking them off or not? (Thomas): No I'm trying to keep my balance
(Stefan): He's doing this pretty smooth. He's climbing up, nice butt action
Looks good, nice body shape (??)
(Giel): Who would've thought that the "frog" move would return during...
this olympic sport. (Stefan): That's pretty special
Penis forward and go!
Drop yourself Thomas, it's over
(Thomas): screams
There's one stuck at his balls!
(Stefan): And one on his hand, this is a special way to cross the...
balancing beam. Something we haven't experienced before.
(Giel): That were his fingers... He's focussing on other stuff.
(Stefan): Just run through it Thomas, We've done it too
It's not that bad, just go!
RUN RUN! GO GO!
Do we have to intervene, that's the question
(Thomas): Dude... I'm running through, I'm just doing it.. "sensitive"
With an exciting song and so on
(Giel): This is a special time the participant has.
15 minutes...
(Thomas): Here we go (Giel): Last jump
(Stefan): That was it (Giel): Stop the time.
(Giel): Well, Thomas... (Thomas): Went pretty nicely
(Giel & Stefan): Yeah... Well "nicely"
(Giel): You have set the worst time ever in this sport
(Thomas): Yeah but it wasn't about time
(Stefan): Well, it was somewhat about time
(Thomas): But I've set off the least amount of mousetraps
So actually I was the best
(Stefan): We'll let the people at home decide who was best
Let us know in the comments who did it best
And then we'll see you next week, bye!