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這 是一頭蜜獾

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看看慢動作裡奔馳的它

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它很囂張的，看它到處亂跑

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「嗚喔! 小心點!」 那隻鳥說

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噁，有隻蛇呢!

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喔，在追那隻狐狼阿?

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天哪

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喔，蜜獾真是太 瘋 狂 了

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根據金氏世界紀錄

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蜜獾是所有動物王國裡最天不怕地不怕的

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它真的誰都不放在眼裡

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它覺得餓了就是餓...哇塞..他嘴裡是甚麼?

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喔，是眼鏡蛇?

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喔，它還會倒退走阿?

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看看著個

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蛇蛇跑到樹上了

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蜜獾才不管咧

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蜜罐要什麼有什麼

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只要餓了它...

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哎唷，他在吃蛇呢!

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呃老天，看它挖東西，看它怎麼挖的

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蜜獾真的很猛

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它完全沒把其他動物放在眼裡

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看它使勁的嚼...哎唷...在吃蛇阿?

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哎唷...現在在吃老鼠嗎?

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歐..太讓人反胃了

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真反胃

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哇你看看，它在追東西

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吃東西

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蜜獾的身體相當的長

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但是它肢體很厚實，肩膀也很寬闊

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而且它們的皮膚比較鬆

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可以讓他們比較自由的進出，扭來扭去

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現在看，這是一個塞滿蜜蜂的蜂窩

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你覺得蜜罐在乎嗎?

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它才不屌咧

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它直接衝到蜂窩裡面去吃它們的幼蟲

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多噁心阿，吃幼蟲耶

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哎唷，真反胃

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但是你看看，蜜罐才不理呢

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它大概被叮了幾千次了

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它一點都不怕

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它，它就是餓了

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它才不理會被蜜蜂叮呢!

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當蜜罐餓的時候，沒有人可以阻止它

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哇，你看這他媽的瘋子

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哎唷，真的再吃幼蟲，噁心

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你看那裡，又是慢動作

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你看看...其他的動物們...

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比如這邊的鳥

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他們喜歡在附近等待蜜罐吃完

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然後衝進吃掉殘渣

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鳥鳥說：「我們來吃你辛苦捕捉到的獵物

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你覺得怎麼樣? 呆呆?」

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看看這隻鳥

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「謝謝你的禮物，白癡」

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「你給我回來!」蜜罐說

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鳥才不管咧，你知道

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狐狼也是

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跟狗狗一樣

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它們說「謝謝你喔，笨笨，謝謝你的老鼠，等會見」

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蜜罐辛苦的捕獵，其他動物坐享其成

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夜晚時，蜜罐又開工了

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因為它又餓了

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看! 這裡有一場國王眼鏡蛇還有蜜罐激烈的決戰

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不知會發生什麼事?

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看看這，蜜罐只是坐著，吃著它的老鼠

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然後....

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「你走開啦!」蛇說 「你走開好不好?」

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蜜罐沒聽到

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蜜罐決定要把它打爆

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蛇蛇用尾巴回抽來還擊

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噢，蜜罐並不知道

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給你參考一下：它也攻擊到了

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它被蛇蛇咬到囉

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所以它一邊吃

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...真噁心

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同時，蛇的猛毒也侵入蜜罐的身體

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蜜罐昏倒了

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看看這愛睏的小混帳

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但是蜜罐只會昏睡幾分鐘

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然後他又會醒來，繼續吃東西

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因會它就是個餵不飽的渾蛋

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你看看，跟沒發生過任何事一樣

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蜜罐醒來之後，繼續啃食那隻眼鏡蛇

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超噁

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然後接下來兩周它又要吃什麼呢?

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眼鏡蛇!

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獻上：蜜罐