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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Honey Badger. ♪violin music playing♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.52,0:00:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch it run in slow motion.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.43,0:00:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pretty badass, look, it runs all over the place.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.78,0:00:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Woah! Watch out!" says that bird.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.63,0:00:11.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ew! Its got a snake?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.58,0:00:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! It's chasing a jackal!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.00,0:00:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my gosh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.70,0:00:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the Honey Badgers are just CRAZY.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.36,0:00:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Honey Badger has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.14,0:00:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the most fearless animal in all of the animal kingdom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.07,0:00:25.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It really doesn't give a shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.97,0:00:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If its hungry, its hung-EW, whats that in its mouth!?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.11,0:00:32.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, its got a cobra? Oh, it runs backwards?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.11,0:00:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now watch this: snake's up in a tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.30,0:00:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey Badger don't care!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.64,0:00:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey Badger don't give a shit! It just takes what it wants.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.42,0:00:41.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whenever its hungry it just- EW and it eats snakes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.76,0:00:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, watch it dig! Look at that digging.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.92,0:00:47.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Honey Badger is really pretty badass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.15,0:00:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have no regard for any other animal what-so-ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.13,0:00:53.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, hes just grunting and- EW, eating snakes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.19,0:00:56.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EW, whats that a mouse? Oh, thats nasty!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.39,0:00:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, they're so nasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.30,0:01:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, look! Its chasing things, and eating them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.80,0:01:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Honey Badgers have a fairly long body,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.36,0:01:08.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but a distinctly thick set, broad shoulders,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.34,0:01:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and y'know, their- their skin is loose allowing them to move about freely, and they twist around.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.78,0:01:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look, here's a house full of bees.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.62,0:01:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think the Honey Badger cares? It doesn't give a shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.76,0:01:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It goes right into the house of bees to get some larvae.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.08,0:01:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How disgusting is that? It eats larvae! Ew, thats so nasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.49,0:01:30.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But look, the Honey Badger doesn't care, its getting stung like a thousand times.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.38,0:01:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't give a shit. It just- its hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.04,0:01:35.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't care about being stung by bees!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.57,0:01:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing can stop the honey badger when its hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.15,0:01:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what a crazy fuck, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.07,0:01:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ew, its eating larvae, that's disgusting!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.29,0:01:45.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There it is, running in slow motion again, see?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.58,0:01:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now whats interesting is that other animals, like these birds here,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.40,0:01:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they just like to wait around until the Honey Badger's done eating,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.28,0:01:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then it swoops in to pick up the scraps!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.77,0:01:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says, "You do all the work, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.25,0:02:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"How's that, what do you say, stupid?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.56,0:02:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this bird. "Thanks for the treat, stupid!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.76,0:02:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey come back here." says the Honey Badger.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.62,0:02:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Birds don't care. and y'know what? The Jackals do it too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.50,0:02:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at these little dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.57,0:02:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're like, "Thanks, stupid! Thanks for the mouse! See you later!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.62,0:02:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Honey Badger does all the work while these other animals just pick up the scraps.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.79,0:02:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At nighttime, the Honey Badger goes hunting, 'cause its hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.35,0:02:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a king cobra and a Honey Badger.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.89,0:02:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder what'll happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.62,0:02:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this: there's the Honey badger just eating a mouse...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.16,0:02:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then look! "Get away from me!" says the snake. "Get away from me!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.24,0:02:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey Badger don't care! Honey Badger smacks the shit out of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.46,0:02:41.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the snake comes back, and it lashes right out at the Honey Badger
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.94,0:02:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Little does the Honey Badger know, FYI, it's been stuunngg.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.20,0:02:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Its been bitten. By the snake.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.38,0:02:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So while its eating the snake, EW- that's disgusting!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.27,0:02:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile, the poisonous venom is seeping through the Honey Badger's body,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.28,0:02:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it passes out. Look at that sleepy fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.02,0:03:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now the Honey Badger's just gonna pass out for a few minutes,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.79,0:03:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then its gonna get right back up and start eating all over again
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.62,0:03:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause its a hungry little bastard!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.80,0:03:09.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this! Like nothing happened!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.62,0:03:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Honey Badger gets right back up and continues eating the cobra!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.96,0:03:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How disgusting!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.16,0:03:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And of course, what does it have to eat for the next two weeks?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.21,0:03:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cobra!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.09,0:03:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Honey Badger: