9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(intro music)

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Ugh, stinkin' dead

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end job.

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Dinner'll be a tad late

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tonight, dear .

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How tad?

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About a half hour.

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I need to finish this

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banner for Orel.

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Save it[br]

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(yelling in unison)

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"...they come

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from between the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
legs.."

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Orel, we've tried our

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
best young man.

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It's high time we

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gave up.

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No! We just have

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to outlaw eggs

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Ms. Sensdahl

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they're evil.

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Please quit saying that.

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Hey, I've got an idea.

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I don't think you get

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me. I am sexually

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challenged. A carnally disabled

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human being.

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I don't think

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that's what that sign means.

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(tires squeeling)

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Officer Bakerman,

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I think it's time

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you started forcing

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people into not

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buying sinful ,

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disgusting eggs.

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Sorry Orel,

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I can only employ

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police brutality when

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it's officially against

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the law.

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Oh, well, how

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can we make that happen?

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Gotta convince

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the mayor , son.

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The mayor?

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Gosh.

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The mayor will see you now.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Golly.

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(doors creak open)

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Mister mayor,

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I'm here to suggest

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Oh!

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Dad? What're you doing here?

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You, You're the mayor?

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(mumbles inaudibly)

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This is great,

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now you can out law eggs.

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whoa, now young man

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that is serious business,

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might make me unpopular. with .

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some very important people

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Like who?

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Like sensodal for one.

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She loves eggs.

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Oh yeah, I know,

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but she still agrees with me.

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She does, does she?

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Yes sir,

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I'll admit she wasn't too

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crazy about the idea at first .

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(dad quietly reads the letter)

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I'm not sure Ms sensadahl

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really wants eggs illegal.

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But she said she does.

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Well, you see Orel.

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People don't always say

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what's on thier minds.

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They don't? That's silly.

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Oh don't ever call it silly,

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son. Not saying what's on

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our mind is what

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this country is made on.

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But eggs still need to be illegal.

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Orel!

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Come on, dad.

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You know they're wrong.

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Think about it.

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Think about where they

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come from.

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I mean they practically

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squirt right out of

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their corn hole.

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(oh, wow)

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(cracking sound)

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I mean golly , can you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
imagine that.

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Alright! I'm disgusting,

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it's disgusting.

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Eggs are disgusting

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and illegal, okay?

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You happy.

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(whooshing noise)

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Inaudible yelling

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Hi, ya Orel.

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How's the hunting life treating you?

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Oh really great

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mister Figerelli.

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It doesn't constantly

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hurt a lot anymore.

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oh yeah?

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yeah, sometimes

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I have moments where

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it almost just hurts

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a normal amount.

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ahhh, there's one now.

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Ugh!, eh. See you later

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
less pain.

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What's all this Orel?

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Pain ? Hunting leg?

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yeah, my dad.

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-the mayor

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uh, yeah.

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and I went hunting.

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The mayor went hunting

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and you were hurt.

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Well, my leg was.

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I shot myself.

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I see.

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The mayor's a responsible man.

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He couldn't-

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no ma'am

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in fact he was extremely

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responsible for illegalizing

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eggs. Only a hunter could

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so bravely hunt down

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those criminals.

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Yes ma'am.

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No, your father certainly

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not a nester.

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A nester ?

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Yes, you know.

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A mother bird caring for

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her precious fragile

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eggs.

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But eggs are evil.

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No Orel, eggs are life.

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Nesting is life.

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Hunting is death.

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IT's what our good

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mayor runs this town on.

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What life?

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Nesting

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erm. Anyone want to buy

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
anything

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No need for your

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lifeless prepackaged

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items Figuroua.

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The seeds of spring have

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been well planted.

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See you in the fall Orel.

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Hah. Daffey broad.

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Nesting.

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Stupid dead end job.

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Shouldn't you be campaigning

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to keep your stinkin dead end job?

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Me ? campaign?

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What other person in his

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
right mind would want to

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anchor himself to a situation

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like mine?

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Mayor Triarch?

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Oh Great! It's ready!

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Thanks mom!

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What's going on around here?

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Orel is Ms sensordahl's campaign

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manager. Grrrr!

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And now please welcom

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the next mayor triarch of Moralton Francis Clara

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Sensordahl.

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(cheering)

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Citizens,

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our fair town is yearning

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for the guiding wing

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of a nurturing life giving

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
matriarch. Moraltown will

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finally be shed free of

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it's savage nest upsetting hunter mayor

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who shakes our precious nests

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and shatters our fragile

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life eggs.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(cheering)

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woops.

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Would you like a map?

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Here you go.

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Orel.

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I know meet you in your

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
study. Here you go.

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How- uh, how are things.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I think we should

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
get right to the lecture and punishment

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
because I have a lot to do.

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Woo-ho, mister busy.

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You had six months to talk.

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The last six months were not

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
filled with you helping

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
a mad woman

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campaign agaisnt me

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and my job.

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You don't even like

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
your job.

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Like? like?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No one likes their job

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have you ever listened

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to anything I've ever said

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in here? Does this chair

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
absorb my voice?Do

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all these dead animal

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
heads eat my words before

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
they get to your delicate little ears?

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Can I go now?

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You know that think

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you do with your hands and

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
mouth and throat and stomach?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
That thing called eating?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well say good bye to

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that thing forever

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if I lose my position

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in this town cause of you.

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I will.

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Okay

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you can go.

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Mayor Clayton middle initial Puffington

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
how to you defend your

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
recent prohibition on eggs

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(gasps) here we go.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Reverend Monera tor, citizens of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Moraltown, friends

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I have been critized quite intensly

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
for the outlawing of

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
our little gooey

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
breakfast buddies.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I have been called

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
a callous hunter by

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
my esteemed opponant

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does hunting and death

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
really pose such a horribl

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threat to this town?

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Death dear friends is the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
best thing ever.

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Death is the beginning of our

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
everlasting life.

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The only eggs I smash

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
are the eggs of fiflth.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The inhuman eggs that

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squeeze with vile

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
evil through the tantilizingly

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
moist passage of feminine fowl

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
temptation.

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Protruding through our mother bit

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
by bit with wrongful

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
erotic succulence, completely

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
enveloped by that soiled evil

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
maternal opening.

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I'm a hero.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ugh, sorry. That's it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Vote Puddington.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay. Ms, sensordahl

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
your rebuttal?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I have no rebuttal

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I hereby concede to

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
my worthy opponant.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and withdrawal my candidacy.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(gasps)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But Ms sensordahl,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
what about your whole

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
platform on nesting?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Look Orel, a lady

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
has no business running for

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
office when there are books to burn

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
see you at the library!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Orel, I've been a bad dad.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I admit it. Okay. I'm sorry about

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
shooting you. I'm sorry about the

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
ignoring blah blah blah

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and all that.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Now that we made up

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you've gotta tell me what

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that witch is up to . You gotta Orel.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Please.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
People just don't say what's

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
on their mind dad.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Don't give me that!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
That's my line.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well guess it's true.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Of course it's true!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the mind is a scary scary scary thing!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Because somewhere way

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
down deep inside

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in it's twisted catacombs and dank

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
dark hallways

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
there's an even scarier more

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
horribly monsterous

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
entity.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Truth.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Now, tell me the truth Orel

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I don't know dad.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Don't know!

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Okay I take everything back .

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And I'm glad I shot you.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why? Why did you withdraw from

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
the election?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Sit down.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What do you have up

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
your sleeve?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You have special powers don't you?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I knew it. I had a dream...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You flatter me.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
In years maybe but I'm

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
older where it really counts.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in the looks ?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and confidence.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Right, I can't do anything right.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Wrong. you can do everything

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
as long as mommy says you can.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mommy?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yes, mommy.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Huh! what do I do?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm at the end of my rope.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
my kid, my wife, 2 illegitimate kids

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I wish there was something

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
somewhere that I could pump

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
full of my anger.

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Something that wouldn't produce

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another life.

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There is.

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That my dear mayor is the only

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egg you'll find down here.

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(kissing noises)