0:00:04.661,0:00:07.962 So... "faggot". You know... 0:00:07.962,0:00:09.510 A lot of words that are - 0:00:09.510,0:00:11.238 They're not bad words. No words are bad. 0:00:11.238,0:00:14.363 But some people start using them a lot to hurt other people, and they become bad. 0:00:14.456,0:00:16.135 They become hard to use. 0:00:16.135,0:00:19.009 There's words that I love that I can't use because other people use them wrong. 0:00:19.040,0:00:20.204 To hurt other people. 0:00:20.204,0:00:24.660 Like, the word "cunt", is a beautiful word. To me, there's just beauty in that word. 0:00:24.660,0:00:27.156 And I don't - I mean aesthetically. 0:00:27.156,0:00:30.250 It has -- It's like, chocolatey, and round on the ends! 0:00:30.250,0:00:33.673 I just like the -- "CUNT" -- I just like the way it sounds! 0:00:33.673,0:00:37.081 And I don't use it as an insult. I'm, like alone in the laundry. 0:00:37.188,0:00:41.348 I'm like "cunt... cunt..." I just like saying it! 0:00:42.810,0:00:47.381 I would never call a woman a cunt. Except for my mom, because she likes it for some weird reason... 0:00:47.381,0:00:51.366 But... It's a very misused word. 0:00:51.366,0:00:55.022 It's supposed to mean "vagina", which I don't think works at all. 0:00:55.022,0:00:59.164 Because vaginas are so sweet! They're little pretty things! 0:00:59.164,0:01:02.371 With little flower petal-y lips! 0:01:02.555,0:01:06.316 I hear a piccolo in my head every time I see a vagina! 0:01:06.316,0:01:10.251 Doodle-doodle-doo, doodle-doo! 0:01:10.990,0:01:16.210 Even "vagina" is too harsh! They should be called, like, a "falalalalala"! 0:01:16.210,0:01:21.097 (Vocalises) 0:01:22.113,0:01:25.367 There should be a butterfly fluttering around every vagina all the time! 0:01:25.367,0:01:27.741 Just all the time! A little butterfly. 0:01:27.741,0:01:31.081 You go to the doctor, and he's like, "Well, the butterfly looks good, so we're in good shape." 0:01:31.081,0:01:33.603 Good color to the butterfly. 0:01:37.234,0:01:40.553 How do you look at something that pretty and say "That's a CUNT!" ? 0:01:40.553,0:01:41.723 It doesn't fit at all. 0:01:41.723,0:01:45.558 Maybe if it was a giant vagina that was attacking a town. 0:01:45.558,0:01:50.994 And throwing buses around and knocking over telephone poles. 0:01:50.994,0:01:55.996 Then you could say, "Hey, somebody shoot that cunt with a bazooka!" 0:01:55.996,0:01:59.522 It's gonna step on the candy store! 0:02:01.599,0:02:04.725 So, "faggot", "cunt"... 0:02:04.725,0:02:10.831 Everybody has different words that offend them. Different things they hear that they get offended by. 0:02:10.831,0:02:14.968 To me, the thing that offends me the most is every time I hear "the N word". 0:02:14.968,0:02:19.006 Not "nigger", by the way. I mean "the N word". Literally. 0:02:19.006,0:02:23.811 Whenever a white lady on CNN with nice hair says "the N word"... 0:02:23.811,0:02:26.105 That's just white people getting away with saying "nigger". 0:02:26.105,0:02:31.791 That's all that is. They've found a way to say "nigger". "N word"! 0:02:32.438,0:02:37.591 It's bullshit, cause when you say "the N word", you put the word "nigger" in the listener's head! 0:02:37.591,0:02:40.979 That's what saying a word is! 0:02:40.979,0:02:43.299 You say "the N word", and I think "Oh, she means nigger". 0:02:43.299,0:02:46.733 You're making me say it! In my head! 0:02:46.733,0:02:48.902 Why don't YOU fucking say it instead... 0:02:48.902,0:02:55.357 and take responsibility for the shitty words you want to say? 0:02:57.172,0:03:03.232 Just say it! Don't hide behind the first letter like a faggot! Just... 0:03:03.232,0:03:08.210 ...say "nigger", you stupid cunt! 0:03:11.379,0:03:14.720 I don't know, I... I don't care. 0:03:16.459,0:03:18.487 Somebody'll kick my ass. 0:03:18.487,0:03:21.397 I mean, all this shit goes on in my head. I don't... 0:03:21.397,0:03:25.131 really, like... I thought the word "nigger" the other say. I'm gonna tell you this story... 0:03:25.131,0:03:28.144 And it wasn't racist! It wasn't even a race connotation! 0:03:28.144,0:03:29.943 Let me tell you what happened. I went into a coffee place... 0:03:29.943,0:03:32.138 Like a cool, indie coffee -- 0:03:32.138,0:03:35.015 I don't like Starbucks anymore. Because you go there, and they don't care anymore. 0:03:35.015,0:03:39.928 They just press a button, and some old lady's diarrhea comes out, and they just give it to you. 0:03:39.928,0:03:42.431 So I go to a young people, cool coffee place. 0:03:42.431,0:03:45.282 With, like, "My band's playing" notices on the walls... 0:03:45.282,0:03:48.717 And it's called, like, "The Howling... Doooo" whatever thing.... 0:03:48.717,0:03:52.076 The dude behind the counter's got a tight T-shirt and a ponytail, and he's like... 0:03:52.076,0:03:54.545 "Hey, what's up, man?" 0:03:54.545,0:03:56.203 And I was like, "Hey, can I get a cappuccino?" 0:03:56.203,0:03:58.605 And he's like, "Yeah! Right on! Totally!" 0:03:58.605,0:04:02.051 Like, he's amazed that he can help me. Like... 0:04:02.051,0:04:06.973 "Oh, yeah! I got all this stuff right here! That's awesome!" 0:04:09.296,0:04:13.748 And so, he starts making my coffee, just so... he works so hard! 0:04:13.748,0:04:16.957 He ground the beans, just for that one cup! 0:04:16.957,0:04:19.277 And put them in the thing, and he tamped them with this old thing... 0:04:19.277,0:04:21.503 And he... "Click clackity click"! 0:04:21.503,0:04:25.889 And then he took the milk and he frothed it... for, like, an hour! 0:04:25.889,0:04:29.491 And then he banged it on the counter... I don't know why. It was awesome! 0:04:29.491,0:04:32.339 And he scooped it in, and put a little cocoa on it.... 0:04:32.339,0:04:33.941 And he's like, "Here you go, man!" 0:04:33.941,0:04:35.574 And I was just blown away! 0:04:35.574,0:04:37.899 And for some reason, as I left, the thought in my head was... 0:04:37.899,0:04:43.237 "That nigger made the shit out of my coffee!" 0:04:43.237,0:04:46.770 He wasn't black! That's just what was in my heart for some reason. 0:04:46.770,0:04:50.820 Was "That nigger made the shit out of my coffee"... 0:04:52.389,0:04:54.294 I don't know. 0:04:57.649,9:59:59.000 And I don't care.