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Hi. My name is Mark.

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You know, there's a lot of One Direction fan fiction out there,

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but it seems like all the stuff I've read is written by girls.

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Which is great, you know, I'm not knocking girls.

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They're...girls.

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But, I just thought it was about time there was some 1D fan fic written by a dude.

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Which... I'm one — dude.

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So, that's what I did.

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And then, I animated it.

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Good morning. Y'all ready to order?

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I'll have the French Toast, please.

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I'll have the sausage biscuit, please.

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I'll have the tacos, please.

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Harry!

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What? It's my favorite food!

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Tacos are not for breakfast!

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They are now. Introducing Tac-O's.

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It's meat-, cheese- and lettuce-flavored O's

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in a tortilla bowl.

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That's disgusting.

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It even makes the milk tastes like tacos.

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That's even disgusting-er.

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That's not even a word.

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Hi guys.

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[ALL] Hello, Zayn.

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Whoa, new hairdo!

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Yeah, what'ya think?

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It's...uh...

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It's...quite steep.

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Bit like a...ski jump.

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Which I guess is what you were going for?

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*Phone rings*

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1D! Come in, 1D!

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Oh look! A call from Psymon.

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It's an emergency, boys!

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Report to 1D HQ ASAP.

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No time for breakfast, lads.

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The world needs our help!

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One Direction, thank goodness you're here!

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What seems to be the trouble, Psymon?

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It doesn't look good, boys.

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What doesn't look good? Oh, Zayn's new hairdo?

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Niall! -<i>laughs</i> What?

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I will mess you up!

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Mess me up? Oh, like your hairdresser messed up your hair?

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Oh, it is ON!

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Oh! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Oh!

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It's on like Donkey Kong. -What?

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Boys! Boys! The world is in its hour of need.

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We cannot afford to squabble over [ ].

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Why, what's up, Psymon?

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Yeah, what's up, besides Zayn's hair?

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'cause that's really up, isn't it?

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It's like woooosh!

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Reports are coming in all over town.

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Pussycats are going missing by the thousands!

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Oh, no! What a catastrophe!

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Or should I say, CAT-astrophe?

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Ooh! -No, you shouldn't. -[FALSETTO] OK.

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We just need to get out there and help people find their pussycats.

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It may not be as simple as that.

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We have reason to believe Lord Faptaguise is behind this.

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[ALL] Lord Faptaguise?

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But we defeated him in the Battle of Zindalor.

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Well, he's back!

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And we all know how much Lord Faptaguise hates pussycats.

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So the pussycats didn't just go missing, they've been kidnapped.

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Or, should I say, CAT-napped?

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C-cat—catnipped... yeah?

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Ooh! -No.

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[FALSETTO] Sorry.

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So, where is Lord Faptaguise?

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His dreaded tank fortress, the Wrath-o-Sphere has been spotted

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on the outskirts of town...

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Mmm... skirts.

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...heading East.

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Toward the Dimensional Gate.

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Yes! We must act swiftly!

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If the Wrath-o-Sphere escapes to another dimension

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with the pussycats on board, we will never see them again.

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So, what's the plan?

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Liam, Niall and Zayn: you three must infiltrate the Wrath-o-Sphere

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and find your way to the Control Room.

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It no doubt will be heavily guarded, by guards.

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Niall and Zayn, you must eliminate them,

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allowing Liam to gain access to the Control Room.

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Easy! -Piece of pudding! -What?

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Liam, once inside the Control Room,

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you must hack into the Security Terminal,

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and open the prison cell doors.

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Hey! I'm on it like Donkey Konit.

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What? No, wait. What?

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Just open the cell doors?

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But who's going to round up all the pussycats

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and get them out of there?

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Yes, all the pussies. That's where you come in, Harry.

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You're telling me.

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You must go deep into the Marmitian Swamp,

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and seek the help of an old knight named Paul.

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He will teach you the ancient art of retrieving pussycats.

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I don't need help. I can do it alone.

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No you can't, Harry. That's why you and Louis

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will seek out Sir Paul together.

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Only with teamwork, can you save all the pussycats—

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including your own!

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Oh no, Molly! Did they get Molly?

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I thought his name was Dusty?

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Depends which website you read.

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Molly? <i>gasp</i> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

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ooooooooooooooooooooo.

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Nice!

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Thanks, but Faptaguise, he stole my pussycat!

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Now, it's personal.

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Or, should I say, pussy-nal?

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Oof! [FALSETTO] My balls!

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Phew, we made it inside the Wrath-o-Sphere!

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Now to make our way to the control room.

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This place is a maze, how are we going to find it?

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Easy, just follow the pipes along the ceiling.

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Duh, it's like you've never been inside a Wrath-o-Sphere before!

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Nerds.

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Right, the old knight lives in solitude deep within this swamp.

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He lives alone? So that makes him... a stag-knight!

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That's your worst one yet.

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Oof! -Now come along!

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[FALSETTO] We've been— [NORMAL VOICE] ahem, we've been walking for ages.

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Are you sure we're going in the right direction?

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Well, we're following the map!

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I think we're going the wrong way.

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What, do you think I can't read maps?

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That, or you're holding it wrong.

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What, with my hands? That's how most humans hold things.

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But I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.

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What, are you saying I'm not human?

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I don't know, why don't you ask your four nipples what they think?

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Maybe those will give you a clue.

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That's it, I'm going this direction.

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Harry, come back! We can't go in two directions. We have to go in one direction.

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Not anymore, I can save the pussycats myself.

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I don't need some old knight to help me, and I certainly don't need you!

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Fine. (x12)

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Fine. You tetra-titted tosser.

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Whoa, those guards look dangerous.

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I'm not so sure we can take 'em out.

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Maybe you and Niall can distract them, you know, like, dress up as hot girls or something.

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Well, I mean, at least that works in cartoons.

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What do you think, Niall?

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Already there.

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Hey there big boys.

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Whoa, check it out.

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Hubba, hubba, hubba!

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Nice!

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I love dudes in skirts.

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Huh! Like I need help getting pussycats out of the Wrath-o-Sphere.

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Huh! I've been getting pussycats out of the Wrath-o-Sphere since I was a—

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Whoa, baby.

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Hey there big boy.

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Hello.

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I'm Harry!

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April O'Kruschev. I'm a news reporter.

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I am doing a story on the missing pussycats.

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Oh, I'm- I'm gonna save them.

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You are? Oh you must be very brave.

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Mmhm, I'm brave.

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Well it sounds like we could help each other out.

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I would love to exchange fluids. Heeheehee!

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I mean information.

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Perhaps over dinner?

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Okay.

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How about some... tacos?

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Okay.

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Okay, this must be it. *knocks door*

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*door creaks open slowly*

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Who goes there?

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It is I, Louis, of One Direction.

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Greetings.

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I am Sir Paul, of The Beatles.

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<i>gasp</i> And Wings!

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Ehhh... The Beatles.

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Well, I am in need of your help, Sir Paul.

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Pussycats all over the land have been captured

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and legend has it that you hold the key to retrieving them.

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Aah, I know what you're looking for.

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Now that, I haven't used in a long time. A long time.

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What? What is it?

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What you seek... is the pussymagnet.

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Behold!

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Nice!

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So... how do you turn it on?

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One does not simply turn on a pussymagnet.

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It is activated by a series of tones. You know,

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like the Key in the He-Man movie.

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Allow me to demonstrate.

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<i>singing</i> Well, she was just seventeen

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You know what I mean. And the—

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Paul:

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What DO you mean?

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<i>speaking</i> I don't know, John wrote that bit.

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<i>singing</i> And the way she looked

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Was way beyond compare

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So how could I dance with another? Wooooooo!

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<i>meow</i>

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Whoa, that really works!

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Hitting the high note at the end is the key.

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Well, I'll try.

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Though, I bet Harry could hit it...

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Harry? Is he a friend of yours?

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Yeah...

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Or... we used to be.

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We had a bit of a falling out.

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Well, you know, you can't pull this off on your own.

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It's like I've always said: I get by with a little help from my friends.

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I thought that song was about drugs, though.

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Shhhh!

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Don't speak, Harry, don't speak.

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But I'm crazy about you!

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I know, Harry... but I must order now—

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Three tacos, please.

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Hard or soft shelled?

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Oh... What do you think, Harry?

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Hard. A good shell is hard to find, and a hard shell is good to find.

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Oh, Harry. You always know what to say.

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Hey, tacos are my favorite food. But you know, I've never been to a Taco Bell before.

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You mean, this is your first time? -Mmhm.

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Then... you really must try the Nacho BellGrande.

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Well, one Nacho BellGrande please.

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Hey! What do you call a BellGrande that isn't yours?

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...Not-chyo BellGrande!

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Oof!

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Can we get those tacos to go please? We have a date... at the Wrath-o-Sphere!

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So... you two from around here?

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Oh, no, I'm from Ireland. And Zayn is from a wee little town in England called... Dumbhairshire.

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Niall, I will slap you silly!

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Bring it!

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Hey!

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Uh oh.

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You're not crossdressers. You're just dressed up like crossdressers.

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Uh... Zayn? -Yeah, Niall? -RUN!

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Seize them!

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Zayn, here! Let's take this elevator!

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhh—

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OOF!

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The garbage chute! Really wonderful idea!

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<i>sniff</i> What an incredible smell you've discovered!

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...Don't be a c**t.

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<i>typing</i>

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This is a Unix system. I know this.

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I should be able to override the security system to open up the prison doors

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and let those pussycats loose.

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Yes!

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Oh, I'll open that door like Donkey Kong 64. <i>click</i>

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Louis, Harry: The prison doors are open. It's up to you now to save the pussycats.

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And make it—NOT SO FAST.

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You, take pretty boy here down to the Torturitorium for a nice acid bath.

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I'm sure Lord Faptaguise would enjoy seeing you burn alive to death.

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Take him away!

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And you, close the prison doors!

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Dude, this is a Unix system. I don't know this.

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Well, if it isn't Liam! -It is. -Of One Direction!

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...It is Liam of One Direction.

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Well, not for long!

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Oh, for long. And longer! You'll never dip me in a pit of acid, Faptaguise!

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I have powerful friends!

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Ha, you mean like this one?

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Harry!

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Liam!

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Well, if it isn't Harry!

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[Harry and Liam] It is.

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Well done, May.

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May? I thought your name was June!

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April. -Whatever! -Yes, it's true. My name is May.

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And I am Lord Faptaguise's henchwoman sent to capture you.

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You liar!

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No, I really do work for him.

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No, I don't mean you're lying right now.

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I just mean, you know... generally.

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Oh... okay.

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Okay.

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Okay, tie him up and hang him from the ceiling as well.

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He and his friend can burn in the pit of acid together!

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Oh, but frisk him first. Make sure he doesn't—Well, actually, let me do it!

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*snickers creepily*

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Ohhh, Faptaguise. I just now got that.

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Any weapons on him? -No, just this taco.

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Dispose of this! -Yes, my lord!

0:12:54.613,0:12:55.976
But I bought that for him!

0:12:55.976,0:12:57.289
Shut up, May; no one likes you.

0:12:57.289,0:13:00.147
Oh... I am now beginning to question my allegiance.

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I AM a villain, but Harry is so sweet and Faptaguise is a total jerkface.

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I'm so confused!

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NOOOOooooo...

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You hear that? Sounds like Liam and Harry

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are in trouble!

0:13:12.827,0:13:14.861
*sliding noise* You hear that?

0:13:16.338,0:13:18.253
Ooh, yummy! I haven't eaten all day!

0:13:18.253,0:13:23.160
*guard coughing and sniffling* You hear that?

0:13:23.160,0:13:27.458
*guard blowing nose*

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*guard clearing throat*

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<i>flap</i>

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<i>BA-THUD</i>

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<i>squish</i>

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But I'm not eating that. -Yeah, you hear that.

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Lower them in! Now you will meet your doom!

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And once the Wrath-o-Sphere passes through the Dimensional Gate,

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Earth will never see its precious little pussycats again!

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*glass breaking* I don't think so!

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Louis!

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Harry!

0:13:54.119,0:13:54.855
Louis!

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Liam!

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Louis!

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Who are you?

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May.

0:13:57.935,0:13:58.849
May!

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Louis!

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Har—Hey, you already got one!

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Hmph.

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<i>sigh</i> Harry!

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And as for me, I got—a Pussymagnet!

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[Liam and Harry] Yes!

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[Faptaguise and Guard] No!

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Maybe! I am questioning my allegiance; I am so confused!

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Here goes!

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<i>ahem</i>

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<i>singing</i> Well, she was just seventeen

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You know what I mean

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And the way she looked was way beyond compare

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So how could I dance with another?

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Woo! W-Woo?! <i>speaking</i> I can't hit that high note!

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Woooo?

0:14:31.713,0:14:32.397
Seize him!

0:14:32.397,0:14:33.450
Woo! Wooo-GUHHH!

0:14:33.450,0:14:36.035
NOOOoooooo!

0:14:36.035,0:14:38.053
Man, they really need our help up there.

0:14:38.069,0:14:39.781
But the only way out is up.

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How do we get up there?

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Well, there's this old skateboard here.

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And I could pick up some speed going down this hill of rubbish.

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If only we had some sort of ramp...

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<i>ding</i>

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What?

0:14:53.389,0:14:54.108
Ready?

0:14:54.293,0:14:55.615
Yeah.

0:14:55.615,0:14:57.661
One... two... three!

0:14:58.830,0:14:59.746
<i>woosh</i>

0:14:59.746,0:15:00.415
<i>boink</i>

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<i>plop</i> Whoa! -What the?

0:15:02.658,0:15:04.303
Harry! Catch!

0:15:04.810,0:15:05.751
<i>gulp</i>

0:15:05.751,0:15:07.067
*Popeye-esque music plays*

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<i>punch</i> AHHHHH!

0:15:11.255,0:15:12.881
Thanks, Harry! -No sweat.

0:15:12.881,0:15:15.072
Now, how do you work this Pussymagnet?

0:15:15.072,0:15:17.428
It's supposed to be activated by a series of tones.

0:15:17.428,0:15:19.405
Hitting the high note at the end is the key.

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But if anyone can do it, Harry, you can!

0:15:21.758,0:15:23.226
Awwww, Louis.

0:15:23.226,0:15:24.332
I mean it.

0:15:24.332,0:15:26.962
And I mean it, when I say...

0:15:26.962,0:15:32.432
<i>singing</i> Can we fall, one more time?

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Stop the tape and rewind

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Oh, and if you walk away I know I'll fade -Harry, I think it's working! Keep going!

0:15:43.543,0:15:48.658
'Cause there is nobody else

0:15:48.666,0:15:53.844
It's gotta be YOU! You! <i>ahem</i> Y-y-you!

0:15:53.844,0:15:55.679
Oh no, Harry, you almost had it!

0:15:55.679,0:15:57.572
I can't hit that high note!

0:15:57.572,0:16:00.838
Haha! You have failed! The pussycats are mine!

0:16:02.130,0:16:03.855
Louis! Hit me in the balls!

0:16:03.855,0:16:04.730
What?

0:16:04.730,0:16:06.408
Hit me in the balls!

0:16:06.408,0:16:07.112
No, Harry, I—

0:16:07.112,0:16:09.610
I can't be a pussy magnet without you!

0:16:09.610,0:16:11.349
Hit me in the balls!

0:16:11.349,0:16:13.860
Harry, I only hit you in the balls when you deserve it.

0:16:13.860,0:16:16.530
You know, like when you make an awful pun or something.

0:16:16.992,0:16:22.186
Hey! What do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs 2000 pounds?

0:16:23.756,0:16:25.405
...El-Ton-John!

0:16:26.359,0:16:31.548
<i>smack</i> YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

0:16:31.548,0:16:34.498
Harry, it's working! -ONLY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

0:16:34.498,0:16:38.171
*confused cat noises*

0:16:38.171,0:16:43.529
YOUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

0:16:44.237,0:16:45.499
Harry, you did it!

0:16:45.499,0:16:46.708
We did it!

0:16:46.708,0:16:49.723
Niall, get Liam down, and let's get out of here!

0:16:49.723,0:16:51.156
*gun cocks* I don't think so!

0:16:51.156,0:16:51.777
<i>gasp</i>

0:16:51.777,0:16:52.898
<i>whirrrrrrrr</i>

0:16:52.898,0:16:53.644
<i>whap</i>

0:16:53.644,0:16:54.282
<i>thud</i>

0:16:54.836,0:16:55.373
April!

0:16:55.373,0:16:55.888
May.

0:16:55.888,0:16:56.610
May!

0:16:56.918,0:16:58.359
You did that for me?

0:16:58.359,0:16:59.952
Yes, I had to.

0:16:59.952,0:17:02.936
Once you go Harry, you don't go...

0:17:02.936,0:17:06.947
Y-you, you don't—you don't go...

0:17:08.286,0:17:09.819
...Well, you work on that, bye.

0:17:09.819,0:17:10.380
Bye.

0:17:10.380,0:17:12.032
By George, we did it, lads!

0:17:12.032,0:17:14.078
And Harry, you really hit that high note.

0:17:14.309,0:17:15.117
Didn't he, Molly?

0:17:15.317,0:17:15.918
Dusty.

0:17:15.918,0:17:18.827
And I couldn't have gotten that high without you.

0:17:19.089,0:17:21.324
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that

0:17:21.324,0:17:24.444
I get high with a little help from my friends.

0:17:24.721,0:17:26.415
[Liam and Niall] Awwww...

0:17:27.369,0:17:29.150
I thought that song was about drugs, though.

0:17:29.150,0:17:31.052
Shhhhhhh—achoo!

0:17:31.052,0:17:31.936
Are you coming down with something?

0:17:31.936,0:17:34.747
<i>sniff</i> Yeah, I think it was that taco.

0:17:34.747,0:17:37.018
Oh, yeah! Someone's snot rag was all over that taco.

0:17:37.018,0:17:38.380
Plus, it was on a pile of rubbish.

0:17:38.380,0:17:40.176
There's no telling what you'll come down with!

0:17:40.176,0:17:42.217
More like... one infection!

0:17:42.217,0:17:43.390
[ALL] <i>laughing</i>

0:17:43.390,0:17:44.236
Ugh... <i>thud</i>

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Hello?