WEBVTT 00:00:00.618 --> 00:00:02.502 Hi. My name is Mark. 00:00:02.502 --> 00:00:05.193 You know, there's a lot of One Direction fan fiction out there, 00:00:05.193 --> 00:00:08.455 but it seems like all the stuff I've read is written by girls. 00:00:08.455 --> 00:00:10.900 Which is great, you know, I'm not knocking girls. 00:00:10.900 --> 00:00:14.476 They're...girls. 00:00:14.476 --> 00:00:18.744 But, I just thought it was about time there was some 1D fan fic written by a dude. 00:00:18.744 --> 00:00:22.579 Which...I'm one - dude. 00:00:22.579 --> 00:00:24.802 So, that's what I did. 00:00:24.802 --> 00:00:27.388 And then, I animated it. 00:00:28.204 --> 00:00:31.049 Good morning. Y'all ready to order? 00:00:31.065 --> 00:00:32.626 I'll have the French Toast, please. 00:00:32.626 --> 00:00:34.557 I'll have the sausage biscuit, please. 00:00:34.557 --> 00:00:36.858 I'll have the tacos, please. 00:00:36.858 --> 00:00:37.666 Harry! 00:00:37.666 --> 00:00:39.889 What? It's my favorite food! 00:00:39.889 --> 00:00:41.527 Tacos are not for breakfast! 00:00:41.527 --> 00:00:44.929 They are now. Introducing Tac-O's. 00:00:44.929 --> 00:00:47.614 It's meat-, cheese- and lettuce-flavored O's 00:00:47.614 --> 00:00:49.184 in a tortilla bowl. 00:00:49.184 --> 00:00:50.130 That's disgusting. 00:00:50.130 --> 00:00:52.979 It even makes the milk tastes like tacos. 00:00:52.979 --> 00:00:54.587 That's even disgusting-er. 00:00:54.587 --> 00:00:56.148 That's not even a word. 00:00:56.148 --> 00:00:56.979 Hi guys. 00:00:56.979 --> 00:00:57.971 [ALL] Hello, Zayn. 00:00:57.971 --> 00:00:59.148 Whoa, new hairdo! 00:00:59.148 --> 00:01:01.094 Yeah, what'ya think? 00:01:01.094 --> 00:01:02.923 It's...uh... 00:01:02.923 --> 00:01:05.977 It's...quite steep. 00:01:05.977 --> 00:01:08.575 Bit like a...ski jump. 00:01:08.575 --> 00:01:11.644 Which I guess is what you were going for? 00:01:11.644 --> 00:01:13.386 [PHONE RINGS] 00:01:13.386 --> 00:01:14.861 1D! Come in, 1D! 00:01:14.861 --> 00:01:16.814 Oh look! A call from Psymon. 00:01:16.814 --> 00:01:18.391 It's an emergency, boys! 00:01:18.391 --> 00:01:20.386 Report to 1D HQ ASAP. 00:01:20.386 --> 00:01:22.332 No time for breakfast, lads. 00:01:22.332 --> 00:01:24.276 The world needs our help! 00:01:31.276 --> 00:01:33.761 One Direction, thanks goodness you're here! 00:01:33.761 --> 00:01:35.845 What seems to be the trouble, Psymon? 00:01:35.845 --> 00:01:37.745 It doesn't look good, boys. 00:01:37.745 --> 00:01:39.845 What doesn't look good? Oh, Zayn's new hairdo? 00:01:39.845 --> 00:01:41.068 Niall! -[LAUGHS] What? 00:01:41.068 --> 00:01:42.507 I will mess you up! 00:01:42.507 --> 00:01:45.177 Mess me up? Oh, like your hairdresser messed up your hair? 00:01:45.177 --> 00:01:46.446 Oh, it is ON! 00:01:46.446 --> 00:01:48.592 Oh! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Oh! 00:01:48.592 --> 00:01:50.759 It's on like Donkey Kong. -What? 00:01:50.759 --> 00:01:53.659 Boys! Boys! The world is in it's hour of need. 00:01:53.659 --> 00:01:55.682 We cannot afford to squabble over [ ]. 00:01:55.682 --> 00:01:57.223 Why, what's up, Psymon? 00:01:57.223 --> 00:01:59.431 Yeah what's up, besides Zayn's hair? 00:01:59.431 --> 00:02:01.438 'cause that's really up, isn't it? 00:02:01.454 --> 00:02:02.677 It's like weeeesh! 00:02:02.677 --> 00:02:03.546 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 00:02:03.546 --> 00:02:05.461 Reports are coming in all over town. 00:02:05.461 --> 00:02:07.638 Pussycats are going missing by the thousands! 00:02:07.638 --> 00:02:10.400 Oh, no! What a catastrophe! 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:15.404 Or should I say, CAT-astrophe? 00:02:15.404 --> 00:02:17.611 Ooh! -No, you shouldn't. -[FALSETTO] OK. 00:02:17.611 --> 00:02:20.711 We just need to get out there and help people find their pussycats. 00:02:20.711 --> 00:02:22.503 It may not be as simple as that. 00:02:22.503 --> 00:02:25.576 We have reason to believe Lord Faptaguise is behind this. 00:02:25.576 --> 00:02:27.045 [ALL] Lord Faptaguise? 00:02:27.045 --> 00:02:28.776 But we defeated him in the Battle of Zindalor. 00:02:28.776 --> 00:02:29.814 Well, he's back! 00:02:29.814 --> 00:02:32.914 And we all know how much Lord Faptaguise hates pussycats. 00:02:32.914 --> 00:02:37.999 So the pussycats didn't just go missing, they've been kidnapped. 00:02:37.999 --> 00:02:42.020 Or, should I say, CAT-napped? 00:02:42.020 --> 00:02:45.116 cat-, catnipped, yes? 00:02:46.339 --> 00:02:47.239 No. 00:02:47.239 --> 00:02:48.001 [FALSETTO] Sorry. 00:02:48.001 --> 00:02:49.939 So, where is Lord Fapatguise? 00:02:49.939 --> 00:02:53.178 His dreaded tank fortress, the Rap-o-Sphere has been spotted 00:02:53.178 --> 00:02:54.816 on the outskirts of town... 00:02:54.816 --> 00:02:55.506 Good. 00:02:55.506 --> 00:02:56.481 ...heading East. 00:02:56.481 --> 00:02:57.965 Toward the Dimensional Gate. 00:02:57.965 --> 00:02:59.788 Yes! We must act swiftly! 00:02:59.788 --> 00:03:01.807 If the Rap-o-Sphere escapes to another dimension 00:03:01.807 --> 00:03:04.761 with the pussycats on board, we will never see them again. 00:03:04.761 --> 00:03:05.984 So, what's the plan? 00:03:05.984 --> 00:03:09.268 Liam, Niall and Zayn: you three must infiltrate the Rap-o-Sphere 00:03:09.268 --> 00:03:10.999 and found your way to the Control Room. 00:03:10.999 --> 00:03:13.499 It no doubt will be heavily guarded by guards. 00:03:13.499 --> 00:03:15.759 Niall and Zayn, you must eliminate them, 00:03:15.759 --> 00:03:18.267 allowing Liam to gain access to the Control Room. 00:03:18.267 --> 00:03:20.456 Easy! -Piece of pudding! -What? 00:03:20.456 --> 00:03:22.156 Liam, once inside the Control Room, 00:03:22.156 --> 00:03:24.266 you must hack into the Security Terminal, 00:03:24.266 --> 00:03:26.166 and open the prison cell doors. 00:03:26.166 --> 00:03:28.470 Hey! I'm on it like Donkey Konit. 00:03:28.470 --> 00:03:30.533 What? No, wait. What? 00:03:30.533 --> 00:03:32.679 Just open the cell doors? 00:03:32.679 --> 00:03:34.915 But who's going to round up all the pussycats 00:03:34.915 --> 00:03:36.369 and get them out of there? 00:03:36.369 --> 00:03:39.176 Yes, all the pussies. That's where you come in, Harry. 00:03:39.176 --> 00:03:40.076 You're telling me. 00:03:40.076 --> 00:03:42.268 You must go deep into the Marmitian Swamp, 00:03:42.268 --> 00:03:45.076 and seek the help of an old knight named Paul. 00:03:45.076 --> 00:03:48.591 He will teach you the ancient art of retrieving pussycats. 00:03:48.591 --> 00:03:51.091 I don't need help, I can do it alone. 00:03:51.091 --> 00:03:53.132 No you can't, Harry. That's why you and Louis 00:03:53.132 --> 00:03:54.925 will seek out Sir Paul together. 00:03:54.925 --> 00:03:57.225 Only with teamwork, can you save all the pussycats - 00:03:57.225 --> 00:03:58.971 including your own! 00:03:58.971 --> 00:04:01.932 Oh no, Molly! Did they get Molly? 00:04:02.948 --> 00:04:04.717 I thought his name was Dusty? 00:04:04.726 --> 00:04:07.069 Depends which web site you read. 00:04:07.919 --> 00:04:29.561 Molly? NOOOOOOOOOOOO 00:04:29.561 --> 00:04:30.744 Nice. 00:04:30.744 --> 00:04:34.825 Thanks, but Fapatguise, he stole my pussycat! 00:04:34.825 --> 00:04:37.795 Now, it's personal. 00:04:37.795 --> 00:04:41.546 Or, should I say, pussy-nal? 00:04:41.546 --> 00:04:44.161 Oof! [FALSETTO] My balls! 00:04:44.161 --> 00:04:46.412 Whew, we made it inside the Rap-o-Sphere! 00:04:46.412 --> 00:04:48.235 Now to make our way to the control room. 00:04:48.235 --> 00:04:51.388 This place is a maze, how are we going to find it? 00:04:51.388 --> 00:04:54.304 Easy, just follow the pipes along the ceiling. 00:04:54.304 --> 00:04:56.972 Duh, it's like you've never been inside a Rap-o-Sphere before! 00:04:56.972 --> 00:04:59.972 Nerds. 00:04:59.972 --> 00:05:03.690 Right, the old knight lives in solitude deep within this swamp. 00:05:03.690 --> 00:05:09.106 He lives alone? So that makes him... a stag-knight! 00:05:09.106 --> 00:05:11.440 That's your worst one yet. 00:05:11.440 --> 00:05:14.215 Oof! Now come along 00:05:14.215 --> 00:05:17.841 [FALSETTO] We've been - [NORMAL VOICE] ahem, we've been walking for ages. 00:05:17.841 --> 00:05:20.709 Are you sure we're going in the right direction? 00:05:20.709 --> 00:05:22.343 Well, we're following the map! 00:05:22.343 --> 00:05:24.524 I think we're going the wrong way. 00:05:24.524 --> 00:05:26.238 What, do you think I can't read maps? 00:05:26.238 --> 00:05:28.124 That, or you're holding it wrong. 00:05:28.124 --> 00:05:31.692 What, with my hands? That's how most humans hold things. 00:05:31.692 --> 00:05:34.192 But I guess you wouldn't know anything about that. 00:05:34.192 --> 00:05:36.993 What, are you saying I'm not human? 00:05:36.993 --> 00:05:39.876 I don't know, why don't you ask your four nipples what they think? 00:05:39.876 --> 00:05:41.498 Maybe those will give you a clue. 00:05:44.482 --> 00:05:47.242 That's it, I'm going this direction. 00:05:47.242 --> 00:05:52.395 Harry, come back! We can't go in two directions. We have to go in one direction. 00:05:52.395 --> 00:05:55.781 Not anymore, I can save the pussycats myself. 00:05:55.781 --> 00:05:59.765 I don't need some old knight to help me, and I certainly don't need you! 00:05:59.765 --> 00:06:07.496 Fine. (X12) 00:06:11.808 --> 00:06:14.603 Woah, those guards look dangerous. 00:06:14.603 --> 00:06:16.527 I'm not so sure we can take them out. 00:06:16.527 --> 00:06:20.927 Maybe you and Nile can distract them, you know, dress up like girls or something. 00:06:20.927 --> 00:06:24.604 I mean, at least that works in cartoons. 00:06:24.604 --> 00:06:25.104 What do you think Nile? 00:06:25.104 --> 00:06:28.587 Already there. 00:06:28.587 --> 00:06:30.853 Hey there big boys. 00:06:30.853 --> 00:06:32.216 Wow, check it out. 00:06:32.216 --> 00:06:34.610 Nice 00:06:34.610 --> 00:06:36.537 I love dancing skirts. 00:06:36.537 --> 00:06:44.568 Like I need help getting pussycats out of the ratosphere. 00:06:44.568 --> 00:06:47.352 Wow, baby 00:06:47.352 --> 00:06:49.517 Hey there big boy. 00:06:49.517 --> 00:06:50.875 Hello. 00:06:50.875 --> 00:06:52.012 I'm Harry. 00:06:52.012 --> 00:06:54.902 I'm a news reporter. 00:06:54.902 --> 00:06:57.529 I am doing a story on the missing pussycat. 00:06:57.529 --> 00:06:59.284 Oh I'm gonna save them. 00:06:59.284 --> 00:07:01.031 You are? Oh you must be very brave. 00:07:01.031 --> 00:07:04.402 Uh-hum, I'm brave. 00:07:04.402 --> 00:07:07.418 Well it sounds like we could help each other out. 00:07:07.418 --> 00:07:09.998 I would love to exchange fluids. Hihihi. 00:07:09.998 --> 00:07:11.720 I mean information. 00:07:11.720 --> 00:07:13.935 Perhaps over dinner? 00:07:13.935 --> 00:07:15.282 OK 00:07:15.282 --> 00:07:19.474 How about some Tacos? 00:07:19.474 --> 00:07:32.683 Ok this must be it. 00:07:32.683 --> 00:07:33.860 Who goes there? 00:07:33.860 --> 00:07:36.413 It is I, Louis, of One Direction. 00:07:36.413 --> 00:07:37.759 Greetings. 00:07:37.759 --> 00:07:39.952 I am sir Paul, of the Beatles. 00:07:39.952 --> 00:07:43.295 The Beatles. 00:07:43.295 --> 00:07:45.127 But I am in need of your help, Sir Paul. 00:07:45.127 --> 00:07:47.418 Pussycats all over the land have been captured 00:07:47.418 --> 00:07:50.713 and legend has it that you hold the key to retrieving them. 00:07:50.713 --> 00:07:53.519 Aah, I know what you're looking for. 00:07:53.519 --> 00:07:57.259 Now that I haven't used in a long time. 00:07:57.259 --> 00:08:00.813 What? What is it? 00:08:00.813 --> 00:08:05.598 What you seek is the pussymagnet. 00:08:05.598 --> 00:08:06.807 Behold! 00:08:06.807 --> 00:08:08.641 Nice 00:08:08.641 --> 00:08:10.445 So how do you turn it on? 00:08:10.445 --> 00:08:13.187 One does not simply turn on the pussymagnet. 00:08:13.187 --> 00:08:15.997 It is activated by a series of tones, you know 00:08:15.997 --> 00:08:19.227 like the 00:08:19.227 --> 00:08:20.945 allow me to demonstrate 00:08:20.945 --> 00:08:24.159 She was just seventeen 00:08:24.159 --> 00:08:26.997 you know what I mean 00:08:26.997 --> 00:08:28.140 Woah-woa-woa 00:08:28.140 --> 00:08:28.997 Paul 00:08:28.997 --> 00:08:29.999 What do you mean? 00:08:29.999 --> 00:08:31.578 I don't know, John wrote that bit 00:08:31.578 --> 00:08:33.071 And the way she looked 00:08:33.071 --> 00:08:36.643 Was way beyond compare 00:08:36.643 --> 00:08:42.944 So how could I dance with another? 00:08:42.944 --> 00:08:48.744 Wow, that really works! 00:08:48.744 --> 00:08:51.198 Hitting the high note at the end is the key. 00:08:51.198 --> 00:08:52.598 Well I'll try 00:08:52.598 --> 00:08:54.263 though I bet Harry could hit it 00:08:54.263 --> 00:08:56.424 Harry? Is he a friend of yours? 00:08:56.424 --> 00:08:57.677 Yeah 00:08:57.677 --> 00:08:59.248 Or... he used to be. 00:08:59.248 --> 00:09:00.746 We had a bit of a falling out. 00:09:00.746 --> 00:09:03.029 Well you know you can't pull this off on your own. 00:09:03.029 --> 00:09:04.633 It's like I always said: I get by with a little help from my friends. 00:09:04.633 --> 00:09:10.909 I thought that song was about drugs, though 00:09:10.909 --> 00:09:11.977 Shhhh 00:09:11.977 --> 00:09:14.093 Don't speak, Harry, don't speak 00:09:14.093 --> 00:09:15.899 But I'm crazy about you 00:09:15.899 --> 00:09:18.524 I know, Harry, but I must order now — 00:09:18.524 --> 99:59:59.999 Three tacos, please 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hard or soft shell? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you think Harry? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hard, a good shell is hard to find, and a hard shell is good to find. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, Harry. You always know what to say. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, Tac-Os are my favorite food. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But y'know, I have never been to Taco Bell before. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then, this is your first time? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh-huh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then, you really must try the Nacho Bell Grande. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh. One Nacho Bell Grande, please? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, what do you call a Bell Grande that isn't yours? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nacho Bell Grande. [kick] Ooh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Can we get those tacos to go, please? We have a date. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 at the Rap-o-Sphere 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, you two from around here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, no. I'm from Ireland, and Zayn is from a wee little town in England called Dumbhairshire. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Neil, I will slap you silly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bring it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [Ow] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, you're not cross-dressers. You are just dressed up as cross dressers. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, Neil? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 RUN! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Seize them! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Zayn, here, let's take this elevator. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [presses button] AHHHHHHH! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [Garbage chute] The garbage chute, what a wonderful idea! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What a wonderful smell you've discovered! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't be a * 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is a Unix system. I know this. I should be able to override the security. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 system that opens up the prison doors and lets those pussy-cats loose. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, I'll open that door like Donkey Conks 64. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Louis, Harry, the prison door is open. It's up to you know to save the pussy cats. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And make it fast! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not so fast! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You! Take pretty boy here down to the Torture-ratorium, for a nice acid bath. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm sure Lord Faptaguise would enjoy seeing you burn alive to death. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Take him away! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And, you, close the prison door. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dude, this is a Unix system. I don't know this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [scary music] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wow. If this isn't Liam, of 1D. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is Liam of 1D. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, not for long 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, for long, and longer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You will not dip me into a pit of acid, Faptaguise, because I have powerful friends? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You mean, like this one? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Harry? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Liam! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If it isn't Harry? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well done, May. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 May? I thought your name was June! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 April! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whatever! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, it's true. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My name is May, and I am Lord Faptaguise's henchwoman sent to capture you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You liar! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, I really do work for him! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, I don't mean you're lying right now. I just mean, generally. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, ok! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 OK! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 OK! Tie him up, and hang him from the ceiling 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 as well 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He and his friend can burn in the pit of acid together. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, but frisk him first, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and make sure he doesn't... Whoa. Actually let me do it! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [perverted laughter] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 OH! Faptaguise. I just now got that! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Any weapons on him? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, just this taco! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dispose of this!