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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.62,0:00:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. My name is Mark.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.50,0:00:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, there's a lot of One Direction fan fiction out there,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.19,0:00:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it seems like all the stuff I've read is written by girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.46,0:00:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is great, you know, I'm not knocking girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.07,0:00:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're...girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.06,0:00:18.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, I just thought it was about time there was some 1D fan fic written by a dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.74,0:00:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which... I'm one — dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.58,0:00:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, that's what I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.80,0:00:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, I animated it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.20,0:00:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning. Y'all ready to order?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.06,0:00:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have the French Toast, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.62,0:00:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have the sausage biscuit, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.56,0:00:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have the tacos, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.86,0:00:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.67,0:00:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? It's my favorite food!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.89,0:00:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tacos are not for breakfast!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.53,0:00:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are now. Introducing Tac-O's.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.93,0:00:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's meat-, cheese- and lettuce-flavored O's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.61,0:00:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a tortilla bowl.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.18,0:00:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.13,0:00:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It even makes the milk tastes like tacos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.98,0:00:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's even disgusting-er.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.59,0:00:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not even a word.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.15,0:00:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.98,0:00:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ALL] Hello, Zayn.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.97,0:00:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, new hairdo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.15,0:01:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, what'ya think?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.09,0:01:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's...uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.92,0:01:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's...quite steep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.98,0:01:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bit like a...ski jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.58,0:01:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which I guess is what you were going for?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.64,0:01:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Phone rings{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.39,0:01:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1D! Come in, 1D!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.86,0:01:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh look! A call from Psymon.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.81,0:01:18.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an emergency, boys!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.39,0:01:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Report to 1D HQ ASAP.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.39,0:01:22.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No time for breakfast, lads.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.33,0:01:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The world needs our help!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.28,0:01:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One Direction, thank goodness you're here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.76,0:01:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What seems to be the trouble, Psymon?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.84,0:01:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't look good, boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.74,0:01:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What doesn't look good? Oh, Zayn's new hairdo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.84,0:01:41.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Niall! -{\i1}laughs{\i0} What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.07,0:01:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will mess you up!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.51,0:01:45.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mess me up? Oh, like your hairdresser messed up your hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.18,0:01:46.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it is ON!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.45,0:01:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.59,0:01:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's on like Donkey Kong. -What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.76,0:01:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boys! Boys! The world is in its hour of need.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.66,0:01:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We cannot afford to squabble over [ ].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.68,0:01:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, what's up, Psymon?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.22,0:01:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, what's up, besides Zayn's hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.43,0:02:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause that's really up, isn't it, hehe?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.45,0:02:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like woooosh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.68,0:02:03.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Stop! Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.55,0:02:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reports are coming in all over town.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.46,0:02:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pussycats are going missing by the thousands!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.64,0:02:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no! What a catastrophe!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.40,0:02:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or should I say, CAT-astrophe?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.40,0:02:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! -No, you shouldn't. -[FALSETTO] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.61,0:02:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just need to get out there and help people find their pussycats.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.71,0:02:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It may not be as simple as that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.50,0:02:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have reason to believe Lord Faptaguise is behind this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.58,0:02:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ALL] Lord Faptaguise?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.04,0:02:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we defeated him in the Battle of Zindalor.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.71,0:02:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's back!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.81,0:02:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we all know how much Lord Faptaguise hates pussycats.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.91,0:02:37.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the pussycats didn't just go missing; they've been kidnapped!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.100,0:02:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or, should I say, CAT-napped?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.02,0:02:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C-cat—catnipped... yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.03,0:02:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! -No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.24,0:02:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[FALSETTO] Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.00,0:02:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, where is Lord Faptaguise?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.94,0:02:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His dreaded tank fortress, the Wrath-o-Sphere has been spotted
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.10,0:02:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the outskirts of town...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.52,0:02:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm... skirts.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.51,0:02:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...heading East.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.48,0:02:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toward the Dimensional Gate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.96,0:02:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! We must act swiftly!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.79,0:03:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If the Wrath-o-Sphere escapes to another dimension
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.81,0:03:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the pussycats on board, we will never see them again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.76,0:03:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what's the plan?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.98,0:03:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liam, Niall and Zayn: you three must infiltrate the Wrath-o-Sphere
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.27,0:03:10.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and find your way to the Control Room.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.100,0:03:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It no doubt will be heavily guarded, by guards.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.50,0:03:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Niall and Zayn, you must eliminate them,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.76,0:03:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,allowing Liam to gain access to the Control Room.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.27,0:03:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Easy! -Piece of pudding! -What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.46,0:03:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liam, once inside the Control Room,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.16,0:03:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you must hack into the Security Terminal,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.27,0:03:26.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and open the prison cell doors.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.17,0:03:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! I'm on it like Donkey Konit.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.47,0:03:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? No, wait. What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.53,0:03:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just open the cell doors?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.68,0:03:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But who's going to round up all the pussycats
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.92,0:03:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get them out of there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.37,0:03:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, all the pussies. That's where you come in, Harry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.18,0:03:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're telling me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.08,0:03:42.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must go deep into the Marmitian Swamp,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.27,0:03:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and seek the help of an old knight named Paul.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.08,0:03:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He will teach you the ancient art of retrieving pussycats.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.59,0:03:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need help. I can do it alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.09,0:03:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No you can't, Harry. That's why you and Louis
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.13,0:03:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will seek out Sir Paul together.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.92,0:03:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only with teamwork, can you save all the pussycats—
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.22,0:03:58.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including your own!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.97,0:04:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, Molly! Did they get Molly?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.95,0:04:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought his name was Dusty?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.73,0:04:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Depends which website you read.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.92,0:04:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Molly? {\i1}gasp{\i0} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.27,0:04:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ooooooooooooooooooooo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.66,0:04:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.74,0:04:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, but Faptaguise, he stole my pussycat!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.82,0:04:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, it's personal.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.80,0:04:41.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or, should I say, pussy-nal?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.55,0:04:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oof! [FALSETTO] My balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.16,0:04:46.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phew, we made it inside the Wrath-o-Sphere!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.41,0:04:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now to make our way to the control room.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.24,0:04:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This place is a maze. How are we going to find it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.39,0:04:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Easy, just follow the pipes along the ceiling.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.94,0:04:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duh, it's like you've never been inside a Wrath-o-Sphere before!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.00,0:04:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nerds.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.97,0:05:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, the old knight lives in solitude deep within this swamp.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.69,0:05:09.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He lives alone? So that makes him... a stag-knight!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.11,0:05:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's your worst one yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.44,0:05:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oof! -Now come along!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.22,0:05:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[FALSETTO] We've been— [NORMAL VOICE] ahem, we've been walking for ages.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.84,0:05:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure we're going in the right direction?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.71,0:05:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we're following the map!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.34,0:05:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we're going the wrong way.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.52,0:05:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, do you think I can't read maps?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.24,0:05:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That, or you're holding it wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.12,0:05:31.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, with my hands? That's how most humans hold things.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.69,0:05:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.19,0:05:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, are you saying I'm not human?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.99,0:05:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, why don't you ask your four nipples what they think?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.88,0:05:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe those will give you a clue.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.48,0:05:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it, I'm going this direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.24,0:05:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry, come back! We can't go in two directions. We have to go in one direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.40,0:05:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not anymore, I can save the pussycats myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.78,0:05:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need some old knight to help me, and I certainly don't need you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.76,0:06:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. (x12)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.32,0:06:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. You tetra-titted tosser.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.44,0:06:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, those guards look dangerous.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.37,0:06:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not so sure we can take 'em out.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.53,0:06:20.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you and Niall can distract them, you know, like, dress up as hot girls or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.93,0:06:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I mean, at least that works in cartoons.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.60,0:06:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think, Niall?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.81,0:06:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Already there.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.19,0:06:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey there big boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.42,0:06:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, check it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.88,0:06:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hubba, hubba, hubba!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.23,0:06:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.33,0:06:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love dudes in skirts.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.80,0:06:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh! Like I need help getting pussycats out of the Wrath-o-Sphere.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.44,0:06:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh! I've been getting pussycats out of the Wrath-o-Sphere since I was a—
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.22,0:06:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.94,0:06:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey there big boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.13,0:06:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.32,0:06:51.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Harry!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.61,0:06:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,April O'Kruschev. I'm a news reporter.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.56,0:06:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am doing a story on the missing pussycats.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.25,0:06:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm- I'm gonna save them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.08,0:07:01.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are? Oh you must be very brave.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.69,0:07:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmhm, I'm brave.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.74,0:07:06.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it sounds like we could help each other out.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.77,0:07:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would love to exchange fluids. Heeheehee!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.54,0:07:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean information.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.26,0:07:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps over dinner?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.94,0:07:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.80,0:07:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about some... tacos?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.01,0:07:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.02,0:07:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, this must be it. {\i1}knocks door{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.14,0:07:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}door creaks open slowly{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.30,0:07:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who goes there?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.37,0:07:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is I, Louis, of One Direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.98,0:07:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greetings.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.10,0:07:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Sir Paul, of The Beatles.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.32,0:07:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}gasp{\i0} And Wings!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.99,0:07:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ehhh... The Beatles.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.91,0:07:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I am in need of your help, Sir Paul.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.77,0:07:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pussycats all over the land have been captured,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.08,0:07:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and legend has it that you hold the key to retrieving them.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.34,0:07:53.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aah, I know what you're looking for.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.15,0:07:57.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that, I haven't used in a long time. A long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.87,0:08:00.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.43,0:08:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you seek... is the pussymagnet.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.95,0:08:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Behold!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.42,0:08:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.13,0:08:09.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So... how do you turn it on?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.100,0:08:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One does not simply turn on a pussymagnet.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.86,0:08:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is activated by a series of tones. You know,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.72,0:08:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the Key in the He-Man movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.81,0:08:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Allow me to demonstrate.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.64,0:08:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}singing{\i0} Well, she was just seventeen
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.16,0:08:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I mean. And the—
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.49,0:08:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.72,0:08:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul:
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.38,0:08:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What DO you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.52,0:08:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}speaking{\i0} I don't know, John wrote that bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.32,0:08:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}singing{\i0} And the way she looked
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.90,0:08:36.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was way beyond compare
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.18,0:08:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So how could I dance with another? Wooooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.84,0:08:46.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}meow{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.77,0:08:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, that really works!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.42,0:08:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hitting the high note at the end is the key.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.80,0:08:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'll try.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.98,0:08:53.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Though, I bet Harry could hit it...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.89,0:08:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry? Is he a friend of yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.84,0:08:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.12,0:08:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or... we used to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.88,0:09:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had a bit of a falling out.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.38,0:09:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know, you can't pull this off on your own.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.61,0:09:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like I've always said: I get by with a little help from my friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.68,0:09:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought that song was about drugs, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.48,0:09:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.28,0:09:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't speak, Harry, don't speak.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.58,0:09:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm crazy about you!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.58,0:09:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, Harry... but I must order now—
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.91,0:09:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three tacos, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.02,0:09:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hard or soft shelled?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.69,0:09:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh... What do you think, Harry?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.34,0:09:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hard. A good shell is hard to find, and a hard shell is good to find.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.48,0:09:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Harry. You always know what to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.31,0:09:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, tacos are my favorite food. But you know, I've never been to a Taco Bell before.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.92,0:09:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean, this is your first time? -Mmhm.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.73,0:09:44.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then... you really must try the Nacho BellGrande.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.78,0:09:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, one Nacho BellGrande please.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.02,0:09:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! What do you call a BellGrande that isn't yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.78,0:09:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Not-chyo BellGrande!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.24,0:09:58.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oof!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.24,0:10:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we get those tacos to go please? We have a date... at the Wrath-o-Sphere!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.12,0:10:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So... you two from around here?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.80,0:10:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, I'm from Ireland. And Zayn is from a wee little town in England called... Dumbhairshire.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.72,0:10:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Niall, I will slap you silly!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.20,0:10:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.93,0:10:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.43,0:10:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.95,0:10:30.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not crossdressers. You're just dressed up like crossdressers.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.23,0:10:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... Zayn? -Yeah, Niall? -RUN!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.10,0:10:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seize them!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.86,0:10:38.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zayn, here! Let's take this elevator!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.79,0:10:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhh—
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.07,0:10:45.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OOF!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.35,0:10:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The garbage chute! Really wonderful idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.80,0:10:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}sniff{\i0} What an incredible smell you've discovered!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.40,0:10:56.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Don't be a c**t.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.57,0:11:04.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}typing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.27,0:11:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a Unix system. I know this.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.82,0:11:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should be able to override the security system to open up the prison doors
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.91,0:11:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let those pussycats loose.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.18,0:11:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.85,0:11:22.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'll open that door like Donkey Kong 64. {\i1}click{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.05,0:11:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis, Harry: The prison doors are open. It's up to you now to save the pussycats.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.18,0:11:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And make it—NOT SO FAST.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.43,0:11:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You, take pretty boy here down to the Torturitorium for a nice acid bath.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.71,0:11:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure Lord Faptaguise would enjoy seeing you burn alive to death.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.80,0:11:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take him away!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.30,0:11:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you, close the prison doors!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.55,0:11:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, this is a Unix system. I don't know this.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.100,0:11:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if it isn't Liam! -It is. -Of One Direction!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.16,0:11:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...It is Liam of One Direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.59,0:11:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, not for long!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.86,0:12:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, for long. And longer! You'll never dip me in a pit of acid, Faptaguise!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.78,0:12:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have powerful friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.16,0:12:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha, you mean like this one?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.90,0:12:08.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.05,0:12:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liam!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.92,0:12:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if it isn't Harry!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.13,0:12:10.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Harry and Liam] It is.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.91,0:12:12.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well done, May.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.84,0:12:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May? I thought your name was June!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.74,0:12:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,April. -Whatever! -Yes, it's true. My name is May.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.95,0:12:21.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I am Lord Faptaguise's henchwoman sent to capture you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.94,0:12:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You liar!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.35,0:12:24.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I really do work for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.17,0:12:26.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't mean you're lying right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.69,0:12:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just mean, you know... generally.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.59,0:12:30.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh... okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.93,0:12:31.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.85,0:12:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, tie him up and hang him from the ceiling as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.06,0:12:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He and his friend can burn in the pit of acid together!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.70,0:12:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, but frisk him first. Make sure he doesn't—Well, actually, let me do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.43,0:12:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}snickers creepily{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.38,0:12:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh, Faptaguise. I just now got that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.57,0:12:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any weapons on him? -No, just this taco.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.25,0:12:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dispose of this! -Yes, my lord!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.61,0:12:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I bought that for him!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.98,0:12:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, May; no one likes you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.29,0:13:00.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh... I am now beginning to question my allegiance.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.15,0:13:04.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I AM a villain, but Harry is so sweet and Faptaguise is a total jerkface.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.39,0:13:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so confused!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.81,0:13:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOOOOooooo...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.89,0:13:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You hear that? Sounds like Liam and Harry
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.76,0:13:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are in trouble!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.83,0:13:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}sliding noise{\i0} You hear that?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.34,0:13:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, yummy! I haven't eaten all day!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.25,0:13:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}guard coughing and sniffling{\i0} You hear that?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.16,0:13:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}guard blowing nose{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.46,0:13:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}guard clearing throat{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.06,0:13:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}flap{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.00,0:13:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}BA-THUD{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.74,0:13:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}squish{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.93,0:13:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm not eating that. -Yeah, you hear that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.05,0:13:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lower them in! Now you will meet your doom!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.24,0:13:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And once the Wrath-o-Sphere passes through the Dimensional Gate,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.62,0:13:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Earth will never see its precious little pussycats again!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.96,0:13:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}glass breaking{\i0} I don't think so!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.40,0:13:53.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.27,0:13:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.12,0:13:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.86,0:13:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liam!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.53,0:13:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.43,0:13:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.19,0:13:57.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.94,0:13:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.85,0:13:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.60,0:14:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Har—Hey, you already got one!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.14,0:14:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmph.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.99,0:14:03.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}sigh{\i0} Harry!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.07,0:14:07.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as for me, I got—a Pussymagnet!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.31,0:14:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Liam and Harry] Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.08,0:14:08.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Faptaguise and Guard] No!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.79,0:14:11.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe! I am questioning my allegiance; I am so confused!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.82,0:14:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here goes!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.03,0:14:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ahem{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.63,0:14:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}singing{\i0} Well, she was just seventeen
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.64,0:14:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I mean
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.90,0:14:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the way she looked was way beyond compare
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.85,0:14:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So how could I dance with another?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.99,0:14:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woo! W-Woo?! {\i1}speaking{\i0} I can't hit that high note!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.63,0:14:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woooo?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.71,0:14:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seize him!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.40,0:14:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woo! Wooo-GUHHH!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.45,0:14:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOOOoooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.04,0:14:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, they really need our help up there.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.07,0:14:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the only way out is up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.78,0:14:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do we get up there?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.93,0:14:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, there's this old skateboard here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.27,0:14:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I could pick up some speed going down this hill of rubbish.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.28,0:14:49.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If only we had some sort of ramp...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.01,0:14:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}ding{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.20,0:14:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.39,0:14:54.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.29,0:14:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.62,0:14:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One... two... three!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.83,0:14:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}woosh{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.75,0:15:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}boink{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.37,0:15:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}plop{\i0} Whoa! -What the?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.66,0:15:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry! Catch!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.81,0:15:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}gulp{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.75,0:15:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Popeye-esque music plays{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.77,0:15:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}punch{\i0} AHHHHH!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.26,0:15:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Harry! -No sweat.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.88,0:15:15.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, how do you work this Pussymagnet?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.07,0:15:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's supposed to be activated by a series of tones.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.43,0:15:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hitting the high note at the end is the key.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.40,0:15:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if anyone can do it, Harry, you can!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.76,0:15:23.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Awwww, Louis.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.23,0:15:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.33,0:15:26.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I mean it, when I say...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.96,0:15:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}singing{\i0} Can we fall, one more time?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.43,0:15:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop the tape and rewind
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.49,0:15:43.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and if you walk away I know I'll fade -Harry, I think it's working! Keep going!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.54,0:15:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause there is nobody else
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.67,0:15:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gotta be YOU! You! {\i1}ahem{\i0} Y-y-you!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.84,0:15:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, Harry, you almost had it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.68,0:15:57.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't hit that high note!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.57,0:16:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haha! You have failed! The pussycats are mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.13,0:16:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis! Hit me in the balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.86,0:16:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.73,0:16:06.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit me in the balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.41,0:16:07.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Harry, I—
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.11,0:16:09.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't be a pussy magnet without you!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.61,0:16:11.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit me in the balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.35,0:16:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry, I only hit you in the balls when you deserve it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.86,0:16:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, like when you make an awful pun or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.99,0:16:22.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! What do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs 2000 pounds?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.76,0:16:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...El-Ton-John!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.36,0:16:31.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}smack{\i0} YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.55,0:16:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry, it's working! -ONLY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.50,0:16:38.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}confused cat noises{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.17,0:16:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.24,0:16:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry, you did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.50,0:16:46.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.71,0:16:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Niall, get Liam down, and let's get out of here!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.72,0:16:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}gun cocks{\i0} I don't think so!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.16,0:16:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}gasp{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.78,0:16:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}whirrrrrrrr{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.90,0:16:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}whap{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.64,0:16:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}thud{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.84,0:16:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,April!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.37,0:16:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.89,0:16:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.92,0:16:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You did that for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.36,0:16:59.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I had to.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.95,0:17:02.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once you go Harry, you don't go...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.94,0:17:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-you, you don't—you don't go...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.29,0:17:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Well, you work on that, bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.82,0:17:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.38,0:17:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By George, we did it, lads!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.03,0:17:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Harry, you really hit that high note.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.31,0:17:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't he, Molly?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.32,0:17:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dusty.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.92,0:17:18.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I couldn't have gotten that high without you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.09,0:17:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there's one thing I've learned, it's that
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.32,0:17:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get high with a little help from my friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.72,0:17:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Liam and Niall] Awwww...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.37,0:17:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought that song was about drugs, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.15,0:17:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shhhhhhh—achoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.05,0:17:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you coming down with something?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.94,0:17:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}sniff{\i0} Yeah, I think it was that taco.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.75,0:17:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah! Someone's snot rag was all over that taco.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.02,0:17:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus, it was on a pile of rubbish.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.38,0:17:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no telling what you'll come down with!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.18,0:17:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More like... one infection!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.22,0:17:43.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ALL] {\i1}laughing{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.39,0:17:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh... {\i1}thud{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.84,0:18:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?