WEBVTT 00:00:00.618 --> 00:00:02.502 Hi. My name is Mark. 00:00:02.502 --> 00:00:05.193 You know, there's a lot of One Direction fan fiction out there, 00:00:05.193 --> 00:00:08.455 but it seems like all the stuff I've read is written by girls. 00:00:08.455 --> 00:00:10.900 Which is great, you know, I'm not knocking girls. 00:00:10.900 --> 00:00:14.476 Theyre...girls. 00:00:14.476 --> 00:00:18.744 But, I just thought it was about time there was some 1D fan fic written by a dude. 00:00:18.744 --> 00:00:22.579 Which...I'm one - dude. 00:00:22.579 --> 00:00:24.802 So, that's what I did. 00:00:24.802 --> 00:00:27.388 And then, I animated it. 00:00:28.204 --> 00:00:31.049 Good morning. Y'all ready to order? 00:00:31.065 --> 00:00:32.626 I'll have the French Toast, please. 00:00:32.626 --> 00:00:34.557 I'll have the sausage biscuit, please. 00:00:34.557 --> 00:00:36.858 I'll have the tacos, please. 00:00:36.858 --> 00:00:37.666 Harry! 00:00:37.666 --> 00:00:39.889 What? It's my favorite food! 00:00:39.889 --> 00:00:41.527 Tacos are not for breakfast! 00:00:41.527 --> 00:00:44.929 They are now. Introducing Tac-O's. 00:00:44.929 --> 00:00:47.614 It's meat-, cheese- and lettuce-flavored O's 00:00:47.614 --> 00:00:49.184 in a tortilla bowl. 00:00:49.184 --> 00:00:50.130 That's disgusting. 00:00:50.130 --> 00:00:52.979 It even makes the milk tastes like tacos. 00:00:52.979 --> 00:00:54.587 That's even disgusting-er. 00:00:54.587 --> 00:00:56.148 That's not even a word. 00:00:56.148 --> 00:00:56.979 Hi guys. 00:00:56.979 --> 00:00:57.971 [ALL] Hello, Zayn. 00:00:57.971 --> 00:00:59.148 Whoa, new hairdo! 00:00:59.148 --> 00:01:01.094 Yeah, what'ya think? 00:01:01.094 --> 00:01:02.923 It's...uh... 00:01:02.923 --> 00:01:05.977 It's...quite steep. 00:01:05.977 --> 00:01:08.575 Bit like a...ski jump. 00:01:08.575 --> 00:01:11.644 Which I guess is what you were going for? 00:01:11.644 --> 00:01:13.386 [PHONE RINGS] 00:01:13.386 --> 00:01:14.861 1D! Come in, 1D! 00:01:14.861 --> 00:01:16.814 Oh look! A call from Psymon. 00:01:16.814 --> 00:01:18.391 It's an emergency, boys! 00:01:18.391 --> 00:01:20.386 Report to 1D HQ ASAP. 00:01:20.386 --> 00:01:22.332 No time for breakfast, lads. 00:01:22.332 --> 00:01:24.276 The world needs our help! 00:01:31.276 --> 00:01:33.761 One Direction, thanks goodness you're here! 00:01:33.761 --> 00:01:35.845 What seems to be the trouble, Psymon? 00:01:35.845 --> 00:01:37.745 It doesn't look good, boys. 00:01:37.745 --> 00:01:39.845 What doesn't look good? Oh, Zayn's new hairdo? 00:01:39.845 --> 00:01:41.068 Niall! -[LAUGHS] What? 00:01:41.068 --> 00:01:42.507 I will mess you up! 00:01:42.507 --> 00:01:45.177 Mess me up? Oh, like your hairdresser messed up your hair? 00:01:45.177 --> 00:01:46.446 Oh, it is ON! 00:01:46.446 --> 00:01:48.592 Oh! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Oh! 00:01:48.592 --> 00:01:50.759 It's on like Donkey Kong. -What? 00:01:50.759 --> 00:01:53.659 Boys! Boys! The world is in it's hour of need. 00:01:53.659 --> 00:01:55.682 We cannot afford to squabble over [ ]. 00:01:55.682 --> 00:01:57.223 Why, what's up, Psymon? 00:01:57.223 --> 00:01:59.431 Yeah what's up, besides Zayn's hair? 00:01:59.431 --> 00:02:01.438 'cause that's really up, isn't it? 00:02:01.454 --> 00:02:02.677 It's like weeeesh! 00:02:02.677 --> 00:02:03.546 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 00:02:03.546 --> 00:02:05.461 Reports are coming in all over town. 00:02:05.461 --> 00:02:07.638 Pussycats are going missing by the thousands! 00:02:07.638 --> 00:02:10.400 Oh, no! What a catastrophe! 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:15.404 Or should I say, CAT-astrophe? 00:02:15.404 --> 00:02:17.611 Ooh! -No, you shouldn't. -[FALSETTO] OK. 00:02:17.611 --> 00:02:20.711 We just need to get out there and help people find their pussycats. 00:02:20.711 --> 00:02:22.503 It may not be as simple as that. 00:02:22.503 --> 00:02:25.576 We have reason to believe Lord Faptaguise is behind this. 00:02:25.576 --> 00:02:27.045 [ALL] Lord Faptaguise? 00:02:27.045 --> 00:02:28.776 But we defeated him in the Battle of Zindalor. 00:02:28.776 --> 00:02:29.814 Well, he's back! 00:02:29.814 --> 00:02:32.914 And we all know how much Lord Faptaguise hates pussycats. 00:02:32.914 --> 00:02:37.999 So the pussycats didn't just go missing, they've been kidnapped. 00:02:37.999 --> 00:02:42.020 Or, should I say, CAT-napped? 00:02:42.020 --> 00:02:45.116 cat-, catnipped, yes? 00:02:46.339 --> 00:02:47.239 No. 00:02:47.239 --> 00:02:48.001 [FALSETTO] Sorry. 00:02:48.001 --> 00:02:49.939 So, where is Lord Fapatguise? 00:02:49.939 --> 00:02:53.178 His dreaded tank fortress, the Rap-o-Sphere has been spotted 00:02:53.178 --> 00:02:54.816 on the outskirts of town... 00:02:54.816 --> 00:02:55.506 Good. 00:02:55.506 --> 00:02:56.481 ...heading East. 00:02:56.481 --> 00:02:57.965 Toward the Dimensional Gate. 00:02:57.965 --> 00:02:59.788 Yes! We must act swiftly! 00:02:59.788 --> 00:03:01.807 If the Rap-o-Sphere escapes to another dimension 00:03:01.807 --> 00:03:04.761 with the pussycats on board, we will never see them again. 00:03:04.761 --> 00:03:05.984 So, what's the plan? 00:03:05.984 --> 00:03:09.268 Liam, Niall and Zayn: you three must infiltrate the Rap-o-Sphere 00:03:09.268 --> 00:03:10.999 and found your way to the Control Room. 00:03:10.999 --> 00:03:13.499 It no doubt will be heavily guarded by guards. 00:03:13.499 --> 00:03:15.759 Niall and Zayn, you must eliminate them, 00:03:15.759 --> 00:03:18.267 allowing Liam to gain access to the Control Room. 00:03:18.267 --> 00:03:20.456 Easy! -Piece of pudding! -What? 00:03:20.456 --> 00:03:22.156 Liam, once inside the Control Room, 00:03:22.156 --> 00:03:24.266 you must hack into the Security Terminal, 00:03:24.266 --> 00:03:26.166 and open the prison cell doors. 00:03:26.166 --> 00:03:28.470 Hey! I'm on it like Donkey Konit. 00:03:28.470 --> 00:03:30.533 What? No, wait. What? 00:03:30.533 --> 00:03:32.679 Just open the cell doors? 00:03:32.679 --> 00:03:34.915 But who's going to round up all the pussycats 00:03:34.915 --> 00:03:36.369 and get them out of there? 00:03:36.369 --> 00:03:39.176 Yes, all the pussys. That's where you come in, Harry. 00:03:39.176 --> 00:03:40.076 You're telling me. 00:03:40.076 --> 00:03:42.268 You must go deep into the Marmitian Swamp, 00:03:42.268 --> 00:03:45.076 and seek the help of an old knight named Paul. 00:03:45.076 --> 00:03:48.591 He will teach you the ancient art of retrieving pussycats. 00:03:48.591 --> 00:03:51.091 I don't need help, I can do it alone. 00:03:51.091 --> 00:03:53.132 No you can't, Harry. That's why you and Louis 00:03:53.132 --> 00:03:54.925 will seek out Sir Paul together. 00:03:54.925 --> 00:03:57.225 Only with teamwork, can you save all the pussycats - 00:03:57.225 --> 00:03:58.971 including your own! 00:03:58.971 --> 00:04:01.932 Oh no, Molly! Did they get Molly? 00:04:02.948 --> 00:04:04.717 I thought his name was Dusty? 00:04:04.726 --> 00:04:07.069 Depends which web site you read.