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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.62,0:00:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. My name is Mark.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.50,0:00:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, there's a lot of One Direction fan fiction out there,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.19,0:00:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it seems like all the stuff I've read is written by girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.46,0:00:10.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is great, you know, I'm not knocking girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.90,0:00:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Theyre...girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.48,0:00:18.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, I just thought it was about time there was some 1D fan fic written by a dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.74,0:00:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which...I'm one - dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.58,0:00:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, that's what I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.80,0:00:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, I animated it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.20,0:00:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning. Y'all ready to order?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.06,0:00:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have the French Toast, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.63,0:00:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have the sausage biscuit, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.56,0:00:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have the tacos, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.86,0:00:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.67,0:00:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? It's my favorite food!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.89,0:00:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tacos are not for breakfast!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.53,0:00:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are now. Introducing Tac-O's.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.93,0:00:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's meat-, cheese- and lettuce-flavored O's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.61,0:00:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a tortilla bowl.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.18,0:00:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.13,0:00:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It even makes the milk tastes like tacos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.98,0:00:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's even disgusting-er.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.59,0:00:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not even a word.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.15,0:00:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.98,0:00:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ALL] Hello, Zayn.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.97,0:00:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, new hairdo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.15,0:01:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, what'ya think?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.09,0:01:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's...uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.92,0:01:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's...quite steep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.98,0:01:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bit like a...ski jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.58,0:01:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which I guess is what you were going for?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.64,0:01:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[PHONE RINGS]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.39,0:01:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1D! Come in, 1D!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.86,0:01:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh look! A call from Psymon.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.81,0:01:18.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an emergency, boys!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.39,0:01:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Report to 1D HQ ASAP.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.39,0:01:22.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No time for breakfast, lads.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.33,0:01:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The world needs our help!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.28,0:01:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One Direction, thanks goodness you're here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.76,0:01:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What seems to be the trouble, Psymon?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.84,0:01:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't look good, boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.74,0:01:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What doesn't look good? Oh, Zayn's new hairdo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.84,0:01:41.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Niall! -[LAUGHS] What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.07,0:01:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will mess you up!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.51,0:01:45.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mess me up? Oh, like your hairdresser messed up your hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.18,0:01:46.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it is ON!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.45,0:01:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.59,0:01:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's on like Donkey Kong. -What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.76,0:01:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boys! Boys! The world is in it's hour of need.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.66,0:01:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We cannot afford to squabble over [ ].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.68,0:01:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, what's up, Psymon?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.22,0:01:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah what's up, besides Zayn's hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.43,0:02:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause that's really up, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.45,0:02:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like weeeesh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.68,0:02:03.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.55,0:02:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reports are coming in all over town.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.46,0:02:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pussycats are going missing by the thousands!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.64,0:02:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no! What a catastrophe!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.40,0:02:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or should I say, CAT-astrophe?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.40,0:02:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! -No, you shouldn't. -[FALSETTO] OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.61,0:02:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just need to get out there and help people find their pussycats.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.71,0:02:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It may not be as simple as that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.50,0:02:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have reason to believe Lord Faptaguise is behind this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.58,0:02:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ALL] Lord Faptaguise?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.04,0:02:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we defeated him in the Battle of Zindalor.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.78,0:02:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's back!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.81,0:02:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we all know how much Lord Faptaguise hates pussycats.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.91,0:02:37.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the pussycats didn't just go missing, they've been kidnapped.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.100,0:02:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or, should I say, CAT-napped?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.02,0:02:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cat-, catnipped, yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.34,0:02:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.24,0:02:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[FALSETTO] Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.00,0:02:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, where is Lord Fapatguise?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.94,0:02:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His dreaded tank fortress, the Rap-o-Sphere has been spotted
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.18,0:02:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the outskirts of town...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.82,0:02:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.51,0:02:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...heading East.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.48,0:02:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toward the Dimensional Gate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.96,0:02:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! We must act swiftly!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.79,0:03:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If the Rap-o-Sphere escapes to another dimension
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.81,0:03:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the pussycats on board, we will never see them again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.76,0:03:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what's the plan?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.98,0:03:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liam, Niall and Zayn: you three must infiltrate the Rap-o-Sphere
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.27,0:03:10.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and found your way to the Control Room.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.100,0:03:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It no doubt will be heavily guarded by guards.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.50,0:03:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Niall and Zayn, you must eliminate them,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.76,0:03:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,allowing Liam to gain access to the Control Room.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.27,0:03:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Easy! -Piece of pudding! -What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.46,0:03:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liam, once inside the Control Room,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.16,0:03:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you must hack into the Security Terminal,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.27,0:03:26.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and open the prison cell doors.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.17,0:03:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! I'm on it like Donkey Konit.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.47,0:03:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? No, wait. What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.53,0:03:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just open the cell doors?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.68,0:03:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But who's going to round up all the pussycats
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.92,0:03:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get them out of there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.37,0:03:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, all the pussys. That's where you come in, Harry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.18,0:03:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're telling me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.08,0:03:42.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must go deep into the Marmitian Swamp,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.27,0:03:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and seek the help of an old knight named Paul.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.08,0:03:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He will teach you the ancient art of retrieving pussycats.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.59,0:03:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need help, I can do it alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.09,0:03:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No you can't, Harry. That's why you and Louis
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.13,0:03:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will seek out Sir Paul together.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.92,0:03:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only with teamwork, can you save all the pussycats -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.22,0:03:58.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including your own!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.97,0:04:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, Molly! Did they get Molly?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.95,0:04:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought his name was Dusty?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.73,0:04:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Depends which web site you read.